Dexter, Gaylord Lumis, you're misunderstood by so many people.
While many people see you as a creep, I see you as my cuddly teddy bear.
>> [APPLAUSE].
>> Some people see it was a stalker, but
what I see, is a caring man with a well-groomed mustache and
tight clothes that never takes his eyes off me.
I find it so sweet how you're always following me, watching my every move,
when they call you a freak, I say, damn right he's a freak.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Dexter's my freak.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> I'll always remember that one time we
snuck into my bed late at night when Johnny and Ken.
>> When was this?
When was this?
We were sleeping?
>> Dexter, you're so cute when you get off costume like that,
Dexter, you never lose a staring contest, you keep me safe.
You understand me and I understand you,
I cannot wait to spend the rest
of our lives together, I love you.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Now Dexter, now for your vows.
>> This should be good.
>> Okay?
>> [APPLAUSE].
>> That's it, no vows.
Dexter ,your beautiful bride to be just poured her heart out to you and
you don't have anything to say at all.
Indi, I'm sure it's just nerves, he's probably just nervous.
Dexter are you?
>> [NOISE].
>> I was afraid something like this would happen
>> What are we
gonna do now?
>> Indy Hartwell, do you take Dexter to be your wedded husband?
To have and to hold from this day forward, for better,
for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and
in health, to love and to cherish until death,
preferably of natural causes and not from an axe.
>> I hope so.
>> Do you part?
>> I do.
>> [APPLAUSE].
>> You're doing great, you're doing great.
>> Okay, do you, Dexter Lumis, take Indi Hartwell to be your wedded wife,
to have and to hold from this day forward, for better,
for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and
health, to love and to cherish until death.
>> [NOISES] >> You know what?
We'll take it as a yes?
>> I do.
>> [APPLAUSE].
>> By the power vested in me by free online or
damond.com, I now pronounce you husband and
wife, you may kiss the bride, kiss, kiss.
[APPLAUSE]