ONE OF OUR HARDEST WORKING PAS ON OUR STAFF IS MR. GREG
RAMONO WHO JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE RAY RAMONO'S SON.
THE LAST TIME RAY WAS ON THE SHOW WE TRIED TO FIND GREG A
DATE.
BUT TONIGHT INSTEAD OF US TRYING TO GET GREG INTO A RELATIONSHIP,
WE WANTED TO JUST TEST HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS FATHER.
(LAUGHTER) THIS IS FACE YOUR FATHER
CELEBRITY EDITION.
>> OH BOY.
♪ FACING YOUR FATHER NOW.
>> James: GREG AND RAY, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
RAY, HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT YOUR SON GREG?
DO YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT HIM, DO YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP?
>> I THINK DO I, AND I THINK WE DO.
I THINK SO, YOU KNOW.
(LAUGHTER) WELL, YOU SAW, I THOUGHT I KNEW
RUNNING MAN TOO.
>> James: YOU GOT T YOU GOT AT THE VENT ALLLY.
>> I GOT IT AT THE END.
>> James: THE SECOND ONE WAS KILLER.
GREG, HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT YOUR DAD.
>> I THINK I KNOW A LOT.
>> OH, THAT'S BAD.
>> James: OKAY, HERE IS HOW THE GAME IS GOING TO, WITHOUT.
I AM GOING TO ASK EACH OF YOU A SERIES OF QUESTIONS ABOUT ETCH A
OTHER, AND YOU WILL BOTH QUICKLY WRITE DOWN YOUR ANSWERS AND WE
WILL SEE IF THEY MATCH.
OKAY.
SO THIS FIRST QUESTION GOES TO GREG.
GREG, WHAT IS YOUR MUM'S BIGGEST COMPLAINT ABOUT YOUR DAD?
SO IF YOU WRITE YOUR ANSWERS DOWN, ON THE BACK.
>> IT'S NOT MONEY.
>> WRITE IT DOWN ON YOUR BOARD.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU THINK THE BIGGEST COMPLAINT, YOU WRITE
DOWN WHAT YOU THINK GREG IS GOING TO SAY.
YEAH.
>> OKAY.
>> James: OKAY, LET'S HAVE A LOOK AND SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT.
GREG, WHAT HAVE YOU GONE FOR.
HIS FASHION.
>> THANK GOD SOMEBODY DRESSED ME FOR THIS.
>> James: I WAS GOING TO SAY, YOU LOOK GOOD.
WHAT HAVE YOU GONE FOR.
>> I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS, MAYBE.
>> James: THE BIG TOE WHAT IS THE BIG TOE ISSUE WITH YOUR
WIFE.
>> MY WIFE'S BIRTHDAY WAS LAST FEBRUARY.
AND FOR HER BIRTHDAY SHE TOLD ME I DON'T WANT ANYTHING, BECAUSE
FIRST OF ALL, SHE HAS EVERYTHING.
BUT ANYWAY, SHE MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT WILL BE FOR A YEAR
STRAIGHT, COULD YOU USE THAT TOE FUNGUS LIQUID ON YOUR BIG TOE.
>> YES.
>> James: AS A BITTER DAY GIFT.
>> SO I DID T I'M TALKING ABOUT EVERY MORNING, BOOM, THIS, AND
IT WORKED T CLEARED IT UP.
YES.
>> James: WELL, LOOK AT THAT.
A PRESENT FOR EVERYBODY.
>> BUT THAT'S LOVE.
>> James: THAT IS TRUE LOVE.
>> THAT'S LOVE, NOT ONLY TO DO IT BUT TO TELL THE WORLD THAT I
HAD A FUN DOES-- .
>> James: THAT'S EXACTLY IT.
THIS NEXT QUESTION IS FOR RAY.
>> OH ME, OKAY.
>> James: RAY.
>> YES.
>> James: WHAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING YOU HAVE SEEN
GREG DO?
>> THIS.
>> James: WRITE YOUR ANSWERS DOWN WHAT DO WE THINK.
>> OKAY.
>> James: WHAT DO WE THINK?
>> ALL RIGHT, I GOT IT.
>> James: WE'LL GO WITH YOU GREG FIRST.
WHAT YOU HAVE GOT HERE.
>> I GOT SLEEP ON THE COUCH.
>> YEAH BUT THERE'S MORE.
>> FROM ABOUT AGES 12 TO MAYBE, MAYBE LIKE 18 I SLEPT ON THE
COUCH OUTSIDE OF MY ROOM INSTEAD OF IN MY BED.
>> NOT ONLY THAT, HE HAS AN IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER WHO SLEPT
ON THE FLOOR RIGHT BELOW HIM, YES, TILL THEY WERE 18.
>> James: WHY?
>> I THINK WE WATCHED "THE SIXTH SENSE" WHEN WE WERE 11 OR 12 AND
WE WERE LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, WE HAVE TO BE IN A ROOM WITH A BIG
TV AND I GUESS TOGETHER, I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: LET'S HAVE A LACK AND SEE IF YOUR ANSWERS MATCH,
WHAT HAVE YOU GONE FOR.
>> LET ME JUST SAY BECAUSE STUPID IS A LITTLE HARSH.
THIS IS PROBABLY.
>> IT IS THE STUPIDEST SLASH CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
HIM DO HE HAS AN EYE DENT KAL TWIN BROTHER AND WHEN HE WAS TWO
YEARS OLD WE WERE LIVING IN NEW YORK.
WE WENT TO, I HAD TO GO TO L.A.
FOR SOMETHING AND WE TOOK HIM, JUST HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME WE
SEPARATED THE TWINS.
MY WIFE AND I.
WE GOT TO THE HOT E8, WE GOT IN THE HOTEL ROOM, WE WERE
UNPACKING AND IN THE OTHER ROOM WE HEARD A THUMP AND WE WENT IN
AND THERE WAS A FULL LENGTH MIRROR AND HE RAN INTO IT
THINKING HE SAW HIS BROTHER.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: THAT IS THE SWEETEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD.
>> STUPID KID!
>> James: HE WAS TWO.
>> HE WAS TWO.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, SO FAR YOU ARE AT ZERO.
THIS QUESTION IS FOR GREG.
GREG.
WHAT TRAIT ARE YOU GLAD YOU DIDN'T INHERIT FROM YOUR DAD?
>> GAME OVER!
>> James: LET'S WRITE THESE DOWN, WHAT TRAITS DO YOU THINK
GREG IS GLAD HE DIDN'T GET FROM YOU.
>> PHYSICAL.
>> James: ANYTHING YOU WANT, I CAN TELL YOU GREG'S GONE WITH
PHYSICAL.
I CAN TELL THAT YOU RIGHT NOW.
>> OKAY.
>> James: OKAY, GREG WHAT YOU HAVE GONE FOR.
>> THE NOSE.
>> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THIS NOSE PUT YOU THROUGH
COLLEGE.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: HAVE WE GOT A MATCH.
>> HE'S RIGHT, CUZ THE FLOAS IS TOO BIG BUT FLATSKY IS THE
NICKNAME FOR MY ASS, BECAUSE HAVE I THE FLATTEST ASS IN
SHOWBIZ, YES.
>> James: REALLY?
>> LET ME TAKE MY PHONE OUT OTHERWISE-- YEAH, AND HE THANK
GOD HIM AND HIS BROTHER DIDN'T GET IT I DON'T HAVE TO SHOW YOU,
JUST TRUST ME.
IT'S JUST NOTHING.
>> James: YOU'RE RIGHT, THERE IS NOTHING THERE.
>> YOU'VE GOT ONE AND YOU DON'T.
>> James: YOU'RE RIGHT.
(APPLAUSE) >> I CARRY TWO WALLETS, THAT
MAKES UP FOR IT.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, THIS QUESTION IS FOR GREG.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> James: GREG, WHAT IS THE MADDEST YOUR DAD HAS EVER BEEN
AT YOU?
>> ALL THESE ANSWERS COULD BE RIGHT NOW.
>> James: ALL RIGHT WHAT ARE WE GOING FOR.
>> HAVE I TO WRITE SOMETHING DOWN TOO RIGHT?
OKAY.
GOT IT.
>> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
>> OH.
>> James: GREG, SHOW US YOUR ANSWER.
>> GOLF BALLS AND-- .
>> James: GOLF BALL, WE'VE GOT A MATCH, WE'VE GOT A MATCH.
>> LET ME EXPLAIN.
>> James: WHAT HAPPENED.
>> SO HEREE WHAT HAPPENED.
SO THEY'RE ABOUT EIGHT, NINE YEARS OLD, AGAIN EVERYTHING,
HAPPENS WHEN THEY ARE EIGHT AND NINE AND THE NEIGHBOR BEHIND OUR
HOUSE COMES OVER.
AND HE'S NOT HAPPIMENT AND HE SAYS MY GLASS TABLE IN MY YARD
BROKE FROM GOLF BALLS, A BUNCH OF GOLF BALLS HAVE BEEN HIT AND
BROKE MY TABLE.
I'M SAYING, WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING IT'S ME AND HE SHOWED ME THE
GOLF BALLS, TEITELLIST NOT ONLY GAVE ME GOLF BALLS, THEY HAD MY
NAME EMBROIDERED ON.
THEY HIT BALLS, RAY RAMONO INTO THE NEIGHBOR'S YARD.
>> James: OH MY WORD.
>> AND BROKE THE GLASS TABLE.
>> James: AND HOW MAD WAS THE MADNESS THAT YOU EXPERIENCED,
GREG.
>> HE WAS MAD.
IT IT WAS.
>> THE GUY DIDN'T GIVE ME THE 2K3W068 BALLS BACK.
THAT IS WHY I WAS MAD.
NO I WASN'T THAT MAD,.
>> James: WELL, SOMETHING GREAT CAME OUT OF IT, YOU HAVE
SCORED A POINT, WELL DONE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) OKAY.
THIS QUESTION IS FOR YOU, RAY.
>> OH BOY.
>> James: RAY, WHAT IS GREG'S MOST EMBARRASSING CHILD HOORD
MOMENT.
WHAT DO WE THINK.
>> THIS IS A DOUBLE ANSWER T IS EMBARRASSING BUT IT'S ALSO KIND
OF COOL.
>> I DON'T KNOW THAT WORKS.
>> I'M GOOD.
>> James: WHAT YOU HAVE GONE FOR WHAT IS THE MOST
EMBARRASSING CHILD HOODZ MOMENT.
>> I GOT CRIED AT SCHOOL.
>> YOU CRIED IN SCHOOL IN THIRD GRADE TO THE POINT
WHERE-- BECAUSE WE DIDN'T WANT TO GO IN, I DIDN'T WANT TO GO
IN, TO THE POINT WHERE THE PRINCIPAL HAD TO HOLD ME DOWN
WILD WHILE HE AND MY MOM WOULD LEAVE.
>> I REMEMBER THAT I DARKS THE PRINCIPAL WAS LIKE HOLDING BOTH
OF THEM, AND HE WAS JUST TELLING US GO, LEAVE.
YEAH.
>> James: WHAT HAVE YOU GONE FOR.
>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THE HOMERUN THING DAD.
>> James: WHAT IS THE HOMERUN.
>> HIM AND HIS BROTHER ARE DIEHARD YANKEE FANS AND WHEN
THEY WERE ABOUT NINE, TEN, A LITTLE BIT DHUNG CHUNKIER MAYBE
THAN THEY ARE NOW.
WHEN EVER A YANKEE WOULD HIT A HOMERUN, YOU WANT TO DOT HOMERUN
DANCE.
>> I CAN'T DO IT NOW.
>> James: WHAT WOULD YOU DO.
>> HE WON'T DO IT FOR YOU BUT I HAPPEN TO HAVE A CLIP.
>> OH GOD.
>> James: HANG ON.
>> I KNEW T I KNEW IT ARE.
>> James: HOW OLD IS GREG HERE.
>> MAYBE TEN.
AND I WAS WAITING, I HAD TO WAIT UNTIL A YANKEE HIT A HOMERUN.
I WAS THERE WITH MY VIDEO CAMERA AND FINALLY I THINK JOHNNY DAMON
HIT A HOMERUN.
>> James: LET'S VAY LOOK AT THE HOMERUN DANCE.
>> JOHNNY DAMON.
(LAUGHTER) WAIT FOR IT.
HERE IT COMES.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: THAI SO MUCH FOR PLAYING.
AND BEING SUCH GREAT SPORTS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE ON THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
YOU READY?
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