howdy howdy fruit lovers get ready for
one monster of an episode
it's ask orange halloween edition full
of spooky fun
and scary answers and absolutely
no tnt pairs right
he made me promise not to detonate any
tnt this episode
which is why we're only answering benign
questions which can't possibly lead to
tnt explosions
like this one how do you make a pumpkin
light for halloween
now making a pumpkin light starts with a
good diet and lots of exercise
he may look heavy now but with hard work
he'll be one gangly gourd in time for
halloween
ready to get life pumpkin yeah yeah
right after i finish eating this
cheesecake
i think i may have eaten a little too
much this time
it's time for ask orange
orange are there any monsters in the
cabinet hello
any monsters in here no no monsters here
just a can of black beans
and me a normal bag of potato chips
that's definitely not actually a monster
i'm just a monster that looks like a
cereal box
dang it greg you blew it let's get them
is pear a wizard um
no who the heck are you i'm hangry by
steak
you're a wizard barry um is it just me
or does it stand on pair's head look
like a lightning bolt
huh well i've never noticed that before
whoa where'd that come from wow
do some magic pear yeah something cool
huh okay um
pages turni elsa yeah
that was dumb what are you talking about
it violated the laws of
physics it was incredible nope that was
super lame dude
i'm rescinding your invitation to food
warts
hey orange can you and the fruits do a
scary faces skit like danebo made
i mean i guess we could it's just well
now everyone's expecting it yeah there'd
be no surprise to it
oh how about instead of making scary
faces we set up this tnt
that seems fair orange you promised
i can't hear you over the split field
bear
three two one
what scary thing spooks you the most
probably grapefruits mom without her
makeup on
moderate and grapefruit is a shame
orange will there be a parody of
thriller called it's slender
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turn into five nights at freddy's well
that's just silly
that's not something i could do on a
whim it takes a lot of
can you turn hair into a wear pair i can
answer this one
no no you may not head it up to here
with you guys putting me through
these ridiculous goo
dang it no
hey buddy do you have any zombie puns i
need to know
actually no i can't come up with any
it's like i went brain dead or something
seriously though i don't mean to make
light of this grave situation
this really bites and i feel rotten
about it
can you teach me how to be scary yep
first take off your makeup second get
plastic surgery to look like
grapefruit's mom
i want you orange hey ao
can you sing
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number one top single right there call
it orange
are you an apple in disguise
me no of course not why would i be an
apple in disguise
you know you are acting really
suspiciously
you're acting suspiciously get him
i'm not an apple
okay i'm an apple hey orange
can you barf up a whole fish a whole
fish
oh that's ridiculous how could i
possibly put that
i'll be how i trout that
nothing's happening
you promised us i couldn't help it it
just came up
ah don't worry i'll save us just gotta
cut the green wire
dude aren't you colorblind oh
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orange did you know about pear's secret
basement i bet there's a whole bunch of
tnt in there
i know pear was hiding something from us
that's locked well we're gonna have to
find a way in some apple go look for a
crowbar
on it's grapefruit go look for a door
cone got
it and i'll look for the key
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got it
sorry dude i think i hear someone coming
oh it's just you pringles can
heck yeah it's just me who'd you think
it was no one
never mind weirdos
wow jackpot i found it i found the
red-hot crowbar that'll help us open the
door
[Applause]
orange do you ever cosplay
i sure do let's go everybody i'm all
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oh dressed this is embarrassing we all
want the same thing
hey where's little apple what's up guys
[Laughter]
stop laughing i was too small to be a
bb-8 body i'm playing with the hand i
was dealt here you know
can you make pear puke well that's easy
hey bear they're making another indiana
jones movie
can you do something nice to pear okay
okay
i'm sorry for making you puke just then
pair i got you a present to try and make
up for it
ah thanks orange it's a dvd
of the new indiana jones movie
can you become toy freddy from five
nights at freddy's too i can't
but little apple sure can okay did we
get the shirt
can i come out now
[Laughter]
i'm playing with the hand i was dealt
can you react to your videos
great idea i'll react to this one great
idea
i'll react to this one oh he's so
handsome
he's so handsome hey
stop saying what i'm saying hey stop
saying what i'm saying
i can't stay mad at you you're so
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[Laughter]
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[Laughter]
would you knock it handsome orange
you're a skeleton
i'm naked everyone can see everything
why would you do this to me
would you rather have your grandma's
hair or her first name
wow great question hmm my grandma's name
was gertrude so
i guess i'll go with her hair richard
was super into punk rock by the way
why do you like tnt what you talking
about
i don't like tnt i love tnt
tyrannosaurus in the kitchen
little apple look out
hey he can't reach little apple with his
tiny arms
yes looks like being short has finally
beat up
i mean he can still reach you with his
mouth though
right shocked over for
life yeah right this guy definitely
knows what's up i bet he has the same
butt tattoo as i do
[Laughter]
do you have an evil twin of course i
don't have an evil twin
and neither do i
[Laughter]
hey there handsome
stand back i have a laser cannon little
apple where did you get a laser cannon
i have no idea quick little apple you
have to destroy the evil twin
you have to choose come on one of them
is evil one of them is orange peck
hey hey little apple hey what point that
thing a little to the left
well decisions been made how'd you know
he was the evil twin
because he made fun of my height okay
though to be fair that is something the
real orange would do
yeah i'm sure it's fine okay come on
orange let's go
hair looks like a tattletail what
no i don't yeah
you do look guys
which one is which i can't do little
apple you have to decide
guys i am obviously there oh that's
exactly the type of thing tattletail
would say
and that's exactly the type of thing
bear would say what
no
thank you
alex says more fish ception son of a
blue
[Applause]
the vo guy got fishception that's so
funny
orange hide the dancing hippos are back
what
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you