How well do you know your body?
Let's talk about that.
♪(intro music)♪
Good Mythical Morning.
About six hundred episodes ago, Link tested my knowledge
for words for things I didn't know had words.
- Hm mm - But I'm gonna turn the tables
on you today, Link. I'm gonna test your knowledge
- of words for things on your body. - Oh.
It's time to play, (sings) Link's body is a wonderland.
(Rhett) I wonder where his finger will land when he guesses where
(Rhett) these weird named parts are. Link's body is a wonderland.
Please enter my office, patient Neal.
(Link) Seriously? (laughs)
(Rhett) Your face is so freaky and small.
And why so serious?
I don't know, man. Cause this is a serious contest.
Can you please remove the facial obstruction?
Yes, that's better. That's the Link I know.
(Rhett) The one with the saggy breasts.
- (crew laughs) - Why are my pecs so low?
I miscalculated when I had this custom-made for your body.
Okay, Link, this is how this is gonna work.
I gotta wear this in order to play the game, huh?
You do, because you won't know what parts of your body you're pointing at,
because that's what you're gonna do.
I'm gonna say the name of a body part.
It may be a medical term; it may be a slang term,
I'm a jive doctor so sometimes I use medical terms and sometimes I just
free-flow and use slang terms.
And then you're gonna point at that area.
(Rhett) If you get half of these right,
you have a handy dandy prize coming your way.
There are three life-lines, though, just in case you have trouble:
"Hot or cold", that's where I basically say, hot or cold as you get closer
- and further away from the body part. - Okay.
"Amputate Link", where I will amputate a part of your body where the part is not.
Oh!
And then the third life-line is, "I'm looking at it."
And that's when I'm gonna look at it.
- You're gonna look at it. - For a sec-- for a bit.
- (coughs) - Are you ready?
Excuse me, there's a draft in here. (coughs)
Yeah, I like it that way. It's healthy.
Why am I not just naked, with this box on me?
- Baby steps on this show. - (Link) Okay.
You know, we work our way up to full nakedness.
If you had to lose one of these, these would the ones to lose,
let me see one of your little Peerie-winkies.
Peerie-winkies.
Not a medical term.
- Like a-- - That's one of the slang ones I use.
Like a pinky?
Hmm!
(Link) Peerie-winkie. I'm thinking either a toe,
a pinky toe, or a pinky finger. Peerie-winkie.
- Well you have to point at it. - Oh.
So, you don't need-- talking to me about it.
I'm not a doctor who responds to that.
I respond to points.
(Rhett) Are you pointing to right there?
- (Link) Pointing to right there. - (Rhett) Right there?
- Right there, Rhett. - (shouts) You're right, Link! (ding sound)
- (yells) Yeah! - And you would have been right
if you pointed to this as well, because they're both terms
used in the Scots language, one of the three native languages
spoken in Scotland today, to refer to the--
(both) Pinky finger or pinky toe.
I'll flex my abs in celebration. (strained sound)
(Rhett) It didn't really work.
You can't see this one, but you can point to it.
It's a Canthus.
It's a Cantus?
It's a Canthus.
It is a,
(both) Canthus.
Just a Canthus. Got it, okay.
Wow, that was a lot more complicated than it needed to be.
Sorry, it's a Canthus.
I don't know, these are words I've never heard, Rhett.
You can't see it,
- but you can point to it. - (link) but I can point to it.
- (crew laughs) - Well, I can see everything on the front.
- Oh gah! - (crew laughs)
What is that belt back there? What is the logo?
I don't wanna give them any-- I'm not-- oh!
I'll cover up their logo, and then I'll point at the Canthus.
Turn around, Link, 'cause you're wrong.
(buzzer sound)
This is your Canthus.
What?
Remove your glasses.
(Rhett) It's right there. It's the point where the top eyelid
(Rhett) hits the bottom eyelid. That's called the Canthus.
See, you can't see it, but you can point to it.
See; point.
- I can-th see it? - (Rhett) Yeah.
You've only got two, and if you're not careful,
everybody will notice yours.
Show me an axilla.
You've only got two, if you're not careful,
everybody's gonna notice yours.
If I'm not careful. So I don't want people to see this.
- (questioning exclamation).
And I have two of them.
It doesn't have to be sight.
Show me an axilla.
- Axilla. - Hm mm.
You also have life-lines.
Keep in mind. You do-- You've got one right so far.
Yeah, I need to use an amputation. Amputate me.
Not the first time I've heard that, in this office. (laughs)
Okay, I'm cutting you off right here. In the middle.
(Link) (simulating pain) Oh!
So which side am I keeping?
Keep the top.
Alright, I'm keeping the top.
So it's somewhere in the top.
That's not helping me.
But it makes you know that it's not something--
It's not a private area that you don't want people to see.
Right. What's it called again?
This is your-- It's not your private area.
- Oh! Watch out. - (crew laughs)
- That's titanium. I'm cool. - (Rhett and crew laugh)
What's the term?
Axilla.
My nipples. Ah, well, nope, my nipples.
- (crew laughs) - Somehow they're way down here.
So the ninnies.
You don't want people to notice your nipples?
No.
Ah, but if you're not careful, man, your armpits will start stinking,
(buzzer sound) and everybody's gonna notice it, man.
Oh!
You've been trimming under there again.
Axilla, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's called the armpit. Also known as the shoulder crotch.
- The shoulder crotch. - Yes.
That's what we call it in my office.
Love the shoulder crotch.
Are you seriously-- I mean, I know that's just a suit,
but are you still doing the trim?
I do trim occasionally, yeah.
The hair just, it's like--
What length you going for?
Level two. Level three sometimes.
Okay, I don't know what levels you're talking about.
I put it on-- The level I put it on the clipper.
Okay.
You don't trim your..
Yeah, monthly, I do.
It's like I'm-- like I've got a badger in a headlock.
I recommend it for all my patients, and I actually offer it as a service.
I don't think you can see mine, but I can see yours.
Show me your Gnathion.
And this has nothing to do with you being in a naked body suit.
I'm saying, every day, I don't think you can see mine,
but I can see yours. Show me your Gnathion.
So I can't see yours, but you can see mine.
(laughs) Yeah.
- (crew laughs) - You get it!
- (Rhett) You got it! - It's a riddle. How would--
It's not really a riddle, it's just a fact.
- I only deal in facts. - I can see yours, but you can't see mine.
You got it again.
No, no, you can't see mine.
I can see yours.
- I can't see yours, but you can see mine. - (Rhett) You can't see mine.
- I can see yours. - But you can't see mine.
I can see yours.
- It's important that you understand that. - (crew laughs)
(shouts) You cannot see mine. I can see yours.
So how can you see something on me, that I can't see on you?
Isn't that the question?
How can I see something on--
If you can figure that out, you'll be in business.
Cause, if I'm looking at you, and you're looking at me,
we should be able to see all the same things.
- This is really tough. - (crew laughs)
I need another life-line.
Okay, what do you want?
What are my other options?
I can do hot and cold, or I can look at it?
Let's go with hot and cold.
Okay, start pointing.
(Rhett) hot, hot, hot.
(Rhett) Cold, cold, cold.
(Rhett) Hot, hot, (shouts) hot!
Cold, cold, (shouts) hot, hot, hot! Woo, woo, woo!
(Rhett) (repeats) Cold, cold, cold.
- No, cold. - (crew laughs)
(Rhett) Cold, cold, cold.
(Rhett) Hot, warm, (shouts) hot, hot!
Yeah, right there. (laughs)
Okay, I'm going with, my chin.
(ding sound)
It is the lowest point on your chin.
- You see, I can see yours. - You've got a beard.
- Yeah, you can't see mine. - (yell) Yes!
As revealed in episode three of Buddy System,
I actually do not have one of these.
- (crew laughs) - Never, you don't.
I had one at birth, but the doctor threw it away with the placenta.
Eww!
It's in a garbage bin somewhere.
(shouts) Oh!
Okay, Link, so you're two for four.
You gotta get one of these next two right.
Hm mm.
I don't think you have yours anymore, point to you Prepuce.
Prepuce?
Your prepuce.
You know I don't have it? Or you don't think I have it?
(crew laughs)
I'm pretty sure you don't have it.
- (Link) Prepuce. - (Rhett) Pretty sure you don't have it.
- I've never heard of a Prepuce. - (crew laughs)
Uh-- But I don't have my tonsils.
(crew laughs)
Does that seem like the kind of thing that would be a Prepuce?
- Is that the puh-rel? - (mocking imitation) Is that the pleral?
- The pew-ral. - (mocking) Is that the pleral of tonsils?
Prepuce. What else would I not have?
That's what you get before you get puce.
- Uh huh. - (crew laughs)
So I have puce now. But I don't have the Prepuce anymore.
- (crew laughs and claps) - Bingo! Ding, ding, ding, ding!
I don't-- Like, maybe.
- Hmm. - (Rhett) Oh!
- (crew laughs) - What you looking at down there?
(laughs) I'm just sticking with the tonsils.
The puce and the Prepuce. Right there.
Okay, actually the correct answer is right here.
Oh!
It's your foreskin, Link.
Oh! Okay.
(crew laughs).
You don't have that anymore, right?
- I-- I-- - (crew laughs)
- I mean I-- - I mean, boxers and briefs, I'll answer that,
- but, do you have a foreskin? - (crew laughs)
I've made, what I would call, indirect eye contact with it
a number of times throughout our lives.
Does have an eye.
Just like, locker rooms, hot springs, that kind of thing.
- But I've never settled on it, - (crew laughs)
enough to know, is it there or not.
- (laughs) - All I know,
is from a medical perspective, it's a lot more painful
- to have your five-skin removed. - (all laugh)
Alright, so it all comes down to this.
Yeah, you gotta get this one, Link.
You played with mine last week on the show.
Show me your Weenis.
Weenis?
(laughs)
(Link) I went small-face for this one.
Yeah, small-face, serious Link is back.
Weenis?
Yeah.
Alright, I gotta-- I'm going to use my life-line.
But I-- I basically gave you the hint, man.
Look at my Weenis.
(crew laughs)
You looked past me.
(laughs) I looked right at your Weenis, man.
- (crew laughs) - I don't wanna look at it for too long.
Look at my Weenis one more time.
Oh, see, I got him 'cause my hand went up.
- It's out here. - Ah, maybe it is.
My Weenis is out here.
(laugh)
Ah, man. Okay.
- Man, this is for the prize. - (gruff voice) Yeah it is.
- Weenis. - (laughs)
I think--
You played with mine, man.
Don't you-- How could you forget so quickly?
Oh! That!
The hangy down, backside of the elbow.
- (ding sound) - You're right, Link!
- Weenis! - That's your Weenis.
I've got a saggy one, and I'm proud of it.
- Woo! - And you win your very own
Neal Anatomy Chart.
- (crew laughs) - Oh my goodness!
Just in case you forget what your body parts are,
your can consult this handy dandy chart.
You could have photo-shopped my head on any guy's body,
yet you made me pose.
- And I'm like, "Why am I posing?"-- - (Rhett) Why am I doing this?
"Why am I posing naked?"
And we're gonna give one of these to a lucky fan.
We're not exactly sure how we're gonna do that.
- (crew laughs) - Are you? I wouldn't call it lucky.
- But we're gonna do that. - We're gonna give it to
- what will soon-to-be a former fan. - Yes.
Thanks for playing, Link.
And thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing.
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You know what time it is.
Hi, I'm Nathan from Hutchinson, Kansas.
I'm about to have surgery,
and it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
If your body gets cold, you can cover up at least the top half of it,
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Ha! Okay.
Good Mythical weather report.
Well, here I am-- um-- I'm out in the weather, it's just--
- Neal, what happened-- - So beautiful!
What happened to your shirt? 'Cause we've talked about this.
It's the wind shear, it's blow it entirely off of my person.
No, you're sunbathing again, aren't you?
Okay, you caught me, but it's pretty even.
And are you wearing your black underwear again?
I'm wearing my black rectangle again, yes.
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