[gasping]
Lily, what happened?!
Feeling dizzy. So cold.
Miss Lily is a very bad girl.
I having fun.
[screaming]
Luan, hurry! Those little teeth are so sharp.
[screaming]
Dang it. Should have seen that coming.
Luan, hurry, I can't hold her off any longer.
Oh, hey, there's that juice I've been looking for.
Luan, come on!
Right, right.
[screaming]
Awe.
[sighing]
[vomiting]
[laughing]
[rattling]
- Who's in here? - It's the middle
of the ding dang night.
[grunting]
[growling]
[shrieking]
Lily, how did you get out of your crib?
Snack!
No, no, it's not snack time, sweetie.
- It's time to- - Snack! Now!
[grunting]
What is going on with her?
She's supposed to be the sweet one.
We heard that!
- Not cool, Mom. - Ah, come on.
Sorry, kids! Love you!
[screaming]
Snack! Now!
No. Lily, you clearly need sleep
and you have school in the morning.
Wait a minute, school.
Maybe that's where she's picking up
this bad behavior.
[gasping] That makes total sense.
Maybe she's got a new friend who acts like this.
[gasping]
[laughing]
[sighing] Finally, some peace and quiet.
Hmm. Fascinating.
Please, Lily. I'm sick of this helmet.
I haven't seen my hair in 15 years.
My hair! My hair! My hair! My hair!
Honey, you're spiraling. We still have time to save her.
Lily just needs to spend time with other kids.
Nicer kids.
You mean like our kids?
Of course not.
- We can hear you, Mother! - Seriously, dude?!
Wisa!
Lily, I'm sorry! I failed you!
Blegh!
Bad Flip! Leave Lisa alone!
[gasping] A ca-Lynn-mari sword?!
[screaming]
[sighing]
Lisa.
Lily, that was incredible!
From now on, I promise; no more monster experiments.
Lily not afraid anymore! [giggles]
Then my mission here is complete.
Bye-bye, Lisa!
Sweet dreams, Lily.
What's going on?
I accidentally stepped on Lily's phone
and she's making a huge deal.
[camera flashing]
Don't you dare post those!
[laughing]
[screaming]
[crying]
Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
[sighing]
[gasping]
[laughing]
Lily, no climbing on the Parmesan.
[growling]
Oh!
[gasping]
[growling]
Lily, that is very disrespectful.
We taught you not to be rude.
Okay, which one of you taught her to be rude?
Wasn't me.
[belching]
Okay, okay, that one was me. And ya nailed it.
[cheering]
[squawking]
Oh, no. Sweetie, don't worry. We'll get you a new sundae.
[knocking] Uh, excuse me!
No dice, dudes. They close at 5:00 this week.
What? Huh.
You'd think they'd advertise something like that.
[crying]
Awe, poor baby. Let's get you home.
[screaming]
[crying]
It's okay, Lily, go back to sleep.
You ever read any books about getting babies to sleep?!
Of course, Nap Quest: The Impossible Journey !
It says babies like white noise! It reminds them of the womb!
[crying]
[phone ringing]
Crud! It's Mom. I can't let her hear all this.
[crying] Mama!
[phone ringing] Hey, Mom.
Hi, sweetie. How's everything going?
Great. Smooth sailing.
Do I hear Lily crying?
Oh, that? Yeah, we're just having a teeny bit
of a problem getting her to nap.
[screaming]
You know what always works for me?
Taking her to the park. That'll wear her out.
Uh, thanks for the tip, Mom. Bye.
Clyde, what happened?!
Sorry, Lincoln,
I couldn't turn off all the faucets in time.
I'll go get the mops.
[laughing]
[screaming]
That's right, Lily, show us your worst.
[laughing]
[screaming]
This is worse than we thought.
Audrey, Jackson, Ellis, Flynn, Max,
Tilly: cute name, Joey, Monty, Solly.
Every kid in that class is a bad influence.
Lily, stop throwing pans.
[Lily screaming] Let's get out of here!
[Lily crying]
Hear that? First big brother cue of the day.
[crying]
First up, confidence.
Don't worry, Lily. Your big brother's here to help.
Let's get a look at that thumb of yours.
Just what I thought; a boo boo. This calls for caring.
Awe, I'm sorry you got such a bad ouchie,
but we can make it better.
[kissing]
[cooing]
Wow, you didn't even need a cookie.
Cookie.
Sometimes it's safer to spell.