yo yo yo it's your boy little apple
today grapefruit and i are going head to
head in the cuteness overload challenge
yay
good luck bro cause you're gonna need it
i've been told by a long list of very
very important people that actually
exist then i am absolutely adorable
grapefruit that list only has one person
on it and also that person is your mom
oh whoops this is the list of people who
think i'm talented hmm i know i have a
cute list around here somewhere anyway
today we'll be judged by the cutest
person around marshmallow
so excited to be here
all right i'll go first so i do a really
cute baby voice here goes
yeah we heard you the first time
grapefruit okay then tell me how cute it
was already
what i mean come on you noticed the
rattle at least right dude the rattle
wasn't the problem for one thing your
quote unquote baby voice sounded like a
fart trying to escape from a balloon
yeah as you look like newborn benjamin
button eight seventy year old benjamin
button
will snap whoa marshy that's harshy
accurate sorry
little apple it's your turn okay um well
i was gonna make a really cute flower
arrangement but as i was coming over
here the pollen from the flowers made me
sneeze and my sneeze kind of knocked off
some of the petals and well you get the
picture oh bro those flowers look less
like spring is sprung and more like
spring is dung am i right marshy feel
free to hop in with some funny insults
any time now
wait is is that a baby butterfly
it must like me because i'm covered in
pollen
this knee scared him a little bit that's
so
points cute because a baby butterfly was
cute i didn't know we could bring in
ringers
okay that's fine cause i did bring a
ringer with me today me my talent as a
singer-songwriter strap in because i
wrote a song about the cutest thing in
the entire world
puppies and bunnies all rolling around a
puppy bunny bunchy pals cuteness about
i'm gonna go ahead and stop you right
there uh because it's so cute bro your
singing voice sounds like bob dylan
shrieking out of his butt and the lyrics
sound like they were written by a puppy
with below average intelligence yo you
two aren't pulling any punches hey you
started it when you assaulted our
eardrums with a song that sounds like
steve buscemi looks okay you didn't like
the song i get it okay i guess it was
too cute for you normies
okay so here's the thing everything i
had planned was flower related but uh
i'll do my best to come up with a song
on the fly wait look oh come on baby
butterfly's back
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could you find a cuter insect i don't
know if i should do my song i don't want
to wake him no need sleeping baby
butterfly is adorable you get 12 points
12.
okay that's it if i don't cover myself
in pollen i don't even have a shot at
this thing grapefruit hold on just a sec
i'm making sure i get pulled into every
nook and cranny over
at you
okay i'm back baby butter blank get your
baby butt over here
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grapefruit i don't think butterflies
like pulling from those kinds of flowers
wait what butterflies are thinking about
paladino
yeah kinda hold on some butterflies
don't like this kind of pollen who does
oh crap
weirdly enough that scream might have
been the cutest thing he's done all day
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i'll take it
it's your face little apple
oh wait hold on i think baby butterfly
is about to toot in his sleep again
oh my goodness that was so cute
seriously
somebody give me some days
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