>>> WELCOME BACK.
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
YOU CAN SAY OUR NEXT GUEST HAS A
LONG RESUME.
ROLES RANGE FROM ACTION-PACKED
MOVIES LIKE "LIVE FREE OR DIE
HARD" TO DOWNRIGHT HILARIOUS
ONES LIKE JOINING A BUNCH OF
MISFEETS IN "DODGEBALL."
>> PROBABLY REMEMBER, "HE'S JUST
NOT THAT INTO YOU."
BRANCHING OUT, HIS OWN PODCAST,
"LIFE IS SHORT WITH JUSTIN
LONG."
HERE TO TELL US ALL ABOUT IT.
THANKS FOR COMING IN.
>> THANKS TO HAVING ME.
HEY.
JUST CAUGHT MYSELF ON THE
MONITOR.
>> AND BEHIND, YOUR FACE.
A LOT GOING ON THERE.
JUSTIN LONG.
>> LARD TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOU
GUYS WITH ALL THIS -- BEAUTY --
UM, YEAH.
PODCAST.
SORRY.
I RUINED YOUR SEGMENT.
>> NO.
THIS IS THE SEGMENT.
WE'LL HAVE JUSTIN COME ON AND
JUST TALK FIVE MINUTES.
>> WHAT WE DO ON YOUR PODCAST?
I WAS LOOKING.
LOOK AT THE PICTURES.
PEOPLE AT HOME, NEIL PATRICK
HARRIS.
YOU'VE HAD -- DAX SHEPARD.
>> OLIVIA WILDE, SAM ROCKWELL.
FELT SO LUCKY.
BEEN SO FUN.
TALKING TO -- SOME OF WHOM I'VE
KNOWN, OLIVIA KNOWN FOR YEARS.
>> JUST ON THE SHOW YESTERDAY.
>> SHE DID TELL ME THAT.
>> TALKING ABOUT THAT FILM SHE'S
DIRECTING.
>> MENTIONED THE PODCAST.
>> IT'S GOOD, ACTUALLY.
>> NO.
WE JUST -- MY BROTHER WRITES, I
DO IT WITH MY BROTHER CHRISTIAN,
THE FUNNIEST PERSON I KNOW, AND
HE WRITES A LOT OF THE QUESTIONS
AND WE START RIFFING.
IT'S JUST A CONVERSATION.
THESE SHOWS ARE FUN DO DID AND I
LOVE DOING THESE.
ESPECIALLY THIS ONE.
RIGHT NOW I FEEL RUSHED.
GOT TO GET IT OUT.
>> FOUR MINUTES.
>> ANYWAY, I LIKE DOING THE
SHOW.
COVERED THAT -- SORRY, SORRY.
>> ANYBODY WHO --
>> WE CURSE ON OUR SHOW WHY I'M
IN A CUSSING --
>> NOW WE'VE GOT TO DO A
FIVE-SECOND DELAY.
YOU HAVE A ROCK STAR PERSON YOU
WANT TO INTERVIEW AND THAT IS
YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
IS THAT TRUE?
>> YES.
>> SHE'S A ROCK STAR.
WHY DID YOU LOOK CONFUSED?
>> WELL --
>> HE JUST COST US OUR FCC --
>> I'M UPSET ABOUT THAT.
SHE'S A GANGSTER.
>> SOMEBODY YOU COULD BOOK?
>> YEAH.
TALKING TO HER BOOKING AGENT
RIGHT NOW.
IT'S LOOKING GOOD.
MY GRANDMA IS 102.
>> WHAT?
>> YEAH.
DOING IT.
SHE'S THE BEST.
SO FUNNY.
JUST AMAZING RECALL TOO.
I WOULD LOVE TO TALK TO HER
ABOUT, YOU KNOW, THE '20s.
>> ASOME.
>> WHAT WAS THE DEPRESSION LIKE?
BUT, YEAH.
IT'S -- AND I LOVE PICKING
PEOPLE'S BRAINS.
I LOVE -- VERY CURIOUS ABOUT
PEOPLE WHERE THEY COME FROM.
>> ASK YOU ABOUT A TWEET YOU
POSTED RECENTLY.
>> UH-OH.
>> I THINK WE HAVE IT FOR
VIEWERS AT HOME.
YOU POSTED, I KNOW THIS IS GOING
TO SOUND LIKE I'M MAKING IT UP
JUST TO -- BUT I PROMISE IT'S
TRUE.
A SQUIRREL JUST PEED ON MY HEAD.
>> IT'S ABSOLUTELY TRUE.
WALKING.
IN L.A.
SUCH A NICE DAY.
I FELT LITTLE DRIBBLES ON MY
HEAD.
LITTLE LIQUID.
I LOOKED UP, AND I SAW A
SQUIRREL AND LOOKED DOWN, THERE
WAS CLEAR -- I THOUGHT MAYBE, I
WON'T SAY THE --
>> THANK YOU.
>> DEFECATED.
UPON MY HEAD, AND -- I LOOKED
DOWN, IT WAS CLEAR -- CLEAR
LIQUID.
>> YOU WERE RELIEVED THE
SQUIRREL HAD JUDGMENT PEED?
>> I HOPE THAT'S A PUN?
SO.
IS IT NOT?
SHOULD HAVE BEEN.
>> DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
ON PURPOSE.
>> I WAS RELIEVED.
COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH WORSE.
COULD HAVE BEEN --
>> I DON'T KNOW.
PRETTY AWFUL.
>> YOU'RE YOUR IMAGINATION.
>> ANY TIME AND ANIMAL -- MAYBE
IT'S BIRDS -- RELIEVES HIMSELF
OR HERSELF ON YOUR HEAD I THINK
IT'S GOOD LUCK.
>> I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
NOT LIKE AN ELEPHANT.
>> A LITTLE TIME.
DO THIS PART BEFORE WE LET YOU
GO.
SHORT STORY FROM JUSTIN LONG.
I NAME'S MOVIE, GIVE US A SHORT
STORY FROM BEHIND THE SCENES.
>> I'M PRETTY LONG WIND.
>> READY?
"DODGEBALL."