Oh boy, EA. Here we go.
Up - OK.
All right.
How many fucking people MADE THIS SHIT
"Happy Easter, X-Box."
[ grunting ]
So here I am with Crysis. [ space shuttle launch happening in the background, continually getting louder ]
Uh, immediately, you should be able to tell that this is from the guys who made Far Cry
because the boat is sniping me from miles away.
I'm sorry if you guys can hear my computer fan.
It's getting a little loud for this Crysis.
I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna park this boat on top of this guy,
'cause this guy's just a total dick.
This is for cancelling the new Seth Rogan movie, you assholes!
The one that looked like dog shit.
[ sound stops ] Oh boy, Delin is standing in the toilet again.
Oh god. If I told him once, I told him a million times.
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT STANDIN' IN THE GOD DAMN TOILET, DELIN?!
Now look what you made me do!
Get up!
Get up so I can shoot you in the face!
Watch this one.
Watch this.
Eh!
Where'd he go, man?
He's over there, right?
Yeah.
[ laughing ] He's over there.
Oh, actually, actually, he's that way.
Actually - oh!
Where'd he go?
Oh boy, Delin's really at it again.
Now he's doin' an all new thing here.
Let's see how he handles THIS.
[ explosion ] [ laughing ]
What?!
How is he getting up from that?!
[ music ]
This guy is surfing on his truck.
Why did you put glue on the top of your helmet?
What the hell?
Why do I have 19,000 grenades?
Take this, you son of a bitch!
YAH
[ laughs ]
Ah, this one!
Ah, no, he doesn't care about that.
Ah TAKE ONE OF THESE
Oh, shit!
AH TAKE THIS
DAHH
TAKE THIS ONE
Oh, damn!
That one -
I knew these North Koreans were up to no good.
Look at how they pee.
That's f -
Ooh, can this run Crysis?
'Cause if not
THEN IT'S GAAAAAAAAHBAGE
These guys have no life.
Look at that.
This is what they do all day.
Where we goin', man?
I wanna go to McDonald's so I can get the chicken nuggets so I can get Monopoly pieces
then I can win a million dollars then I can buy a lot of chicken nuggets.
He's goin' to the gas station.
One second.
[ explosion ]
I guess you can say, uh,
he died in an explosion!
MAXIMUM CHICKEN
BUH
[ laughing ]
Check this shit out.
Grab this guy.
Bada boom.
Ooh! Ba-ba-boom!
Tell me I'm not badass.
You can't.
You can't do it.
Oh, it's Delin again.
Let's get him. Let's get him good.
Where'd he go, man?
Where'd he go?
[ laughing ]
You saw him, Delin.
You saw him, yeah, you got him.
Where'd he go -
[ laughs ]
Oh shit!
Oh, no.
Nope, he lost him.
I'm not a fucking banana.
And you're not even shooting me, even if I was a banana.
And now you ran out of bullets.
I'm not even invisible anymore.
Come on!
I'm not even invisible! Just shoot me!
He's the worst!
He's the worst guy of 'em all!
[ laughing ]
[ laughing ] He's the shittiest -
Oh, they see me.
The one in the back sees me.
Here he comes - oh!
[ laughs ]
Here come the US soldiers.
Americans are known for our supreme intellect.
And bein' the best at everything.
All right, they both clearly see each other now.
Uh, nothing. Nothing yet.
Oh, here we go! Here we go!
And it's over. Just like that, it's over.
Fuck with me, eh?!
Ah yeah, you wanna fight me, eh?!
SAY HELLO
TO MY FUCKING GUN
They're still alive!
[ laughing ]
Hoo-whee!
There's a big ass gunfight going on outside.
I'm gonna stay in the house, 'cause I'm American.
We are a genius, after all.
Oh shit.
The house - [ laughs ]
FUCK WITH ME, EH?!
SAY HELLO
TO MY FUCKING DICK
[ yells, laughs ]