Are we Android or iPhone people?
- [Audience] iPhone.
- Really? I try to stay away
from that whole I experience.
iPhone, iPad, iPod, iTouch.
(audience laughing)
Then I was in the Apple store
when it was being robbed
and automatically I became
an eye witness.
(audience laughing)
Do you multi-task on your phones?
Do two things at once
on your phone, multitask,
'cause sometimes I use my GPS
while I'm listening
to my Bible program
and I hear things like, "Moses
"said to the Israelites—
"Make a right on 684."
(audience laughing)
With these cell phones,
do you know you can have
a distinctive ringtone for each
and every person
in your contact list?
Did you know that?
And if you have a
distinctive ringtone for each
and every person
in your contact list,
you need a life.
(audience laughing)
That's a lot of program
and I have one ring tone
and one ring tone for everybody.
I don't mind sharing it with you.
If you have a distinctive ringtone
in your cell phone,
I'd love to hear it.
The last show I asked that question,
this woman says, "Yes,
"my ringtone is a cash register.
"It's for my daughter.
"Whenever she calls
"my phone goes chu ching."
(audience laughing)
One guy said his ringtone
was a foghorn,
it was for his ex wife.
(audience laughing)
Whenever she called his phone went
(honking)
(audience laughing)
Does anybody have one?
You have one, okay,
I'll give you mine.
My ringtone, is from Blazing Saddles.
Mel Brooks' Blazing Saddles.
Now, if you haven't
seen Blazing Saddles,
try to see it,
it's a wonderful family movie.
(audience laughing)
My ringtone is from the part
where Cleavon Little
takes himself hostage
to keep the white town
from shooting him.
"Ooh, ooh help me, help me,
"somebody help me,
"help me, help me."
That's my ring tone
(audience laughing)
and I thought it'd so cool
if somebody called me
on my phone out in public
and it wasn't until they called me
when I was at the airport
going through security.
(audience laughing)
That was not cool.
(audience laughing)
I record all of my shows
and I'd like to give you a copy—
To give you a chance to get a copy
of my biggest selling CD, is called,
"Show's For Those Who Were There."
(audience laughing)
I record all my shows
because I never know
when I might need an alibi
(audience laughing)
and sometimes alibis don't work
and I actually need witnesses, so . . .
(audience laughing)
Let me get this side over here
(audience laughing)
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it.
Great,
could you guys just squeeze in
on the ends please?
Just squeeze in.
(audience laughing)
Great.
Now let's see, what is your name, sir?
- Nathan.
- Nathan, would you
help me out Nathan?
In case the police don't
believe the picture
I just took of everybody here,
would you take a picture of me
with my camera?
Use that silver button on the end.
Make sure you get the curtain
in the background
to prove I was here.
- [Member] Where's the newspaper?
(audience laughing)
- Great, now you know
how police are Nathan,
take the side profile too.
(audience laughing)
Excellent, give Nathan
a round of applause
won't you please?
(audience applauding)
So do you live in the Provo area?
- [Nathan] I do not.
- And where, where do you live?
- [Nathan] Portland, Oregon.
- Portland, Oregon.
Okay, the reason why
I ask these questions
is in case I needed a witness,
I wonder where I had
to come get you,
(audience laughing)
but I've never been to Portland,
so I'm glad I have your fingerprints
on my camera.