(Ian) Shut Up!!
[Narrator] Comes with 5 friendship modes. Batteries not included.
I'm talking really fast right now because it's what they do at the end of commercials.
Oh my god! I have to get one of those.
MOM!
Can I have one?
Please!? for my birthday? Please!
Ian's Mom: But your birthday is not for 9 more months.
Fine!
If you're not gonna give me a Bot Best Friend
Then I guess I will just show everyone your secret video TAPE!
You wouldn't DARE!
TRY ME!
*intense staring*
*staring intensifies*
[Bell Dings]
HEY COOL YOUR ROBOT CAME!
WOW, THANKS MUM!
But whatever you do, don't turn it to the fifth friendship mode!
Yeah, whatever MOM!
BYYEEEE!
Alright! Let's see what this baby can DO!
Best friend mode activate!
*gasps annoyingly* I'm bored...
What else can he do?
House cleaner mode activate!
Well that was... weird.
Uh, see what else he does.
Groovy dancing mode activate!
Holy sh!t, the robot is doing the robot!
ROBOTCEPTION! *dramatic music so loud your ears burst*
Hallright! What's next?
Sexy sexy baby mode activate.
What in the hell was that about?
I dunno!
*what a sight!*
I don't think I like this mode... (sure you don't anthony.)
Me neither! (peer pressure peer pressure.)
Let's try the fifth mode!
Du-dude! Wait wait wait!
Your mom said to never to put it to that mode!
SCREW THAT! I'm a grown ass sassy man! I do what I want!
Murderous Rampage Mode Activate (Ian, you dun fucked up.)
Dude this mode sucks, it's not even doing anything!
*anthony sees the robot take off its pants* Dude look...
You know what, it's some stupid prank my mom thought she could pull on me!
*anthony cant save his friend* Dude! It's got a--- *mumbling*
LOOK BEHIND YOU!
I knew if I told you not to put it into the fifth mode, you would!
Now my secret dies with you!
*cackling*
Now onto more important things!
Let's see (the sexy mode) hmm...
ROBOT: It's time to get busy!
Aww! Groossss!
I kinda liked it. (cause you a perv, anthony.)