- I haven't had sex for a really long time.
(laughs)
Sex isn't really a bid deal for me, and-
(buzzing) - Not a big deal.
- I understand. (laughing)
- [Narrator] Welcome to The Button, a speed dating show.
When the button lights up red,
either player may press it
and swap out their date for a new person.
If two people can last on a date for 10 minutes,
they win an all expenses paid second date.
- [Button] Welcome to The Button.
- [Jessi] Hello. - [Caden] What's you're name?
- Jessi. - Jessi, I'm Caden.
- [Jessi] Hi, Caden.
- [Button] The date begins now.
- All right. - Yeah.
- Okay, cool. - How old are you?
- I'm ... (laughs)
Why don't you guess?
- [Button] Jessi, you seem nervous.
- Well yeah. (laughing)
I don't know, 'cause well, whose supposed to answer that?
Or like what? (laughs)
There's so much going on.
- [Button] When was the last time
you were both in a serious relationship?
- Go ahead. (laughs)
- Seven or eight months ago now, how about you?
- Oh, that's a long time ago, probably 2013.
So it's been hard to find someone with staying power.
(buzzing) - No offense.
I'm sorry, you've been a great date.
- Okay. - [Button] Sorry, Jessi.
- This is brutal.
I'm an asshole.
- Hello. - Hi.
- My name's Mikey. - Caden.
- Nice to meet you.
- [Button] The date begins now.
- So, this thing can talk to us.
- Yeah, can you give us a prompt?
- [Button] When was the last time you both cried?
- Honestly, not for a long time.
I'm waiting for it to hit me
and so many moments have passed that it hasn't.
I'm like, "Am I able to cry anymore?"
You know what I mean?
- I hope that cry comes for you, in a good way.
- Thanks, I'm waiting for it. (laughing)
I don't know. (beeping)
(buzzing)
- I'm gonna call it.
- [Button] You are released, Mikey.
Why did you reject them?
- No sparks, I knew this was going to harder than Tinder.
(laughs)
(rewinding)
- Okay, I'm gonna. (buzzing)
- All right. - It's great to meet you.
- Yeah, you too.
(rewinding)
(buzzing) - Sorry.
(buzzing)
- Happy Birthday. - Thank you so much.
(buzzing)
- Let's see who the next one is.
- I'm Carter, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, Carter.
- All right, cool.
What's poppin'?
What's good?
- Not much, just worked all day.
What about you?
- Yeah, I worked, too.
Just give people pastries and shit.
Make coffee, I'm a barista.
Yeah, what about you? - All right.
I'm a server at Olive Garden.
- Dude, lit, we get free breadsticks, though?
- You don't get free breadsticks.
(beeping) - Okay, that's fair.
(buzzing) (laughing)
- [Button] Tyson, you're out.
- All right. (laughs)
- [Button] Carter, what is your type?
- Honestly, anyone, if you're into me, I'm into you.
Are we vibin', Button?
- [Button] Wow, I think so.
Give me a little kiss.
(smooshing) Wow.
- Hi, I'm Carter.
- I'm Jane, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
How's your day going?
- It's going honestly really great.
- Yeah? - [Jane] Yeah, how's yours?
- It's good now. (laughing)
- What do you do for your hobbies?
- I like to paint shit, man.
I'm going to school right now for graphic design
'cause I'm trying to make a brand for myself.
- Yeah. - [Button] How would you
describe your brand?
- Maybe 2000's cartoons.
You watch Cartoon Network at all or anything?
- Oh yeah, absolutely in the 2000's.
That's like all I- - Yeah, totally.
Like Ed Edd n Eddy, exactly. (beeping)
I'm trying to get all
of those characters tattooed on me, bro.
- Oh, really?
Do you have any tattoos at all?
- Yeah, I've got a clown right there.
- [Jane] Oh, I like it.
- [Carter] These are all stick and pokes.
My friend does them.
- If you don't
mind me touching. - No, go ahead.
- I'm sorry, these are really beautiful stick and pokes.
- [Carter] Right?
I'm serious about color-blocking on my body,
so I have- (buzzing)
Oh. - [Jane] I'm sorry.
- Hey, you catfished me, bro.
You catfished me so hard.
It's your loss though.
- I know, I'm sorry.
- [Button] Jane, why did you reject Carter?
- [Carter] Yeah, I'd like to know.
(laughing)
- In general, I could see us being really good friends,
but I can't see a romantic relationship in it.
- [Button] Okay. - [Scott] Hey, I'm Scott.
- Nice to meet you. - [Scott] Good to meet you.
- You have beautiful eyes.
- I love your lashes.
- Thank you. - You have a good look.
- Thanks, so do you.
I like your beard.
- [Button] Scott has ADD.
- You have ADD?
- I do. - Me too.
- What? - [Jane] Yeah.
Fucking crazy- (thumping)
- [Button] Woah, woah.
Oh, did I like ruin it?
- No, you're fine.
- [Button] Thank you, Isabelle.
- I don't know, what's your experience?
I know with ADD, for me,
It feels like everything's moving through my head
a million miles an hour. - Yeah.
- I get embarrassed by things easily
because I think that I'm saying things wrong.
Like this would be- (buzzing)
- I'm sorry. - [Button] Goodbye, Scott.
- All right. - Oh my God, I'm sorry.
- [Button] Why did you reject him?
- He's really cute, but I don't want to talk
about my ADD and stuff with someone else.
Is this make me kind of a bitch?
Hi. - [Mikey] Hi, how are you?
- I'm good, how are you?
- I'm well, my names Mikey.
(buzzing) - I'm sorry.
- That's okay, no.
(buzzing)
- Ooh, this is hard.
Hi. - Hi, how are you?
- I'm good, how are you?
- Good. - Oh my God,
I love your glasses.
I love your earrings.
- Stop. - [Button] Brenna plays
the jazz flute.
(laughs) - Oh,
but like Ron Burgundy style?
(laughing)
- Kind of, I play in a funk and jazz band.
- [Button] When was your last serious relationship?
- Three years ago?
And, I lived with my ex,
then there was a really bad breakup.
And then I ended up having to separate myself
from my entire friend group and kinda restart.
Yeah. - Yeah, mine was two
and a half months ago,
- Oh shit, really? - Yeah.
But, we just weren't right for each other.
- [Button] Do you like to dance?
- Oh absolutely, do you? - I fucking love dancing.
- Hell yeah, where do you like to go on the weekends?
- I go to like Mostown. - Chop Suey?
- Chop Suey, yeah. - Yeah, Chop Suey, yes.
- [Button] Let's see a dance move.
- Can we have music?
- [Button] La, la.
That was actually really good.
This seems to be going well.
Brenna, are you attracted to Jane?
- I am, yeah.
- I'm very attracted to you as well.
- [Button] Hold hands for 10 seconds
and stare deeply - Oh yeah, absolutely.
- [Button] Into each other's eyes,
- I am so down for this.
- I'm so down.
- Hi. - Hi.
Should I take off my glasses?
- No, it's fine.
I can see you're beautiful jade eyes.
They are so nice,
yes, hi. - Hi.
- [Button] Okay, okay, that's enough.
- Wait, give us 10 more seconds.
(laughing)
- [Button] Would you like to go
on a second date with each other?
- I would love to. - Fuck yeah.
- [Button] Congratulations, you have won The Button.
- We won The Button.
Hell yeah. (clapping)
- I'm so happy. - I know.
I don't know, I'm nervous.
- [Button] Now say, "I love you."
- Oh, too soon, Button. - Too soon.
- [Button] I tried.
- Okay, you're right, thank you.
(peaceful music)