I gotta stop recording videos at 3: 49 AM. Why do I do this? Procrastination!
But anyways, it's a fewer having a bad day today, or if you've ever had a bad day... like in your whole life
I'm here to try and make it better?
I mean is the thought that counts so... And what better way to make your day better then laugh at other people's misery??? No.
Okay, and it was at that moment Ashley knew she f*cked up. Oh my God, as a kid
I was so scared of this happening. That's why I was really scared to like jump off the swing cause I thought this would happen!
Shes going face first into the cement! Rest in peace Ashley, you will be missed. Oh, my face man. I wasn't even me but my face hurts. Oh no
It's the middle of the night you wake up. You reach over to your nightstand, grab your glass of water
Oh my god. Haha. There is a spider not just a mini one. Not just a regular spider this
Motherfucker just chillin in the cup chillin in the water taking a bath in your drinking water
Yikes. Oh my god
This is actually terrifying this reminds me of the time when I was just laying in bed, and I feel something on my leg
I pull up the sheets and there's a scorpion crawling on me. Why can't y'all die man? This is my house
I pay rent here watch'u doing? whatch'u doing here chilling for free?
Get out go live in a tree or something. My sister just accidentally used a thinning comb to brush her hair and I'm crying.
So a thinning comb,
If you have really thick hair you just comb your hair and it's just like cuts layers into it
but you are essentially like shaving off your hair... hehehe
And she thought it was a comb! Shaved her hair... OH NOOOOO
OHHHHH Alright somebody wants to get in their car see they haven't been driving around for a couple of days
They go to the car. There is a mini bee's hive in the handle of the car of all the places
You could put your damn home. Y'all gonna decide to settle where human puts their hands. Hmm, okay
Guess I'm taking the bus that me they don't even got a license. They can't even drive. Yeah, They got eyes on the
Side of the head but you know, what? Is their car now. Comment below what would you do?
I would take one of those blasters you attach to your hose and just
Take some rain, rain all over that bitch. This is the worst. Oh, oh
Okay, you know what it's all yours y'all wanna learn how to ride this bike is all yours now
I don't want it. They completely took over made a whole damn hive under this seat
This is actually what nightmares are made of man. This could happen to anybody
This could happen to you your grandma your postman your local Walmart cashier
Ain't nobody safe like the bees and the wasps they could just take anything from you at any given moment
As of 30 seconds ago after seeing this photo I now live in constant fear that this could happen to me at any moment
They could just take anything away from me my car my house if they choose to inhabit it and you know
They will they don't just talk the time
They ain't gonna go up to you and be like, yeah, so like I really like your bike
So we're gonna take it from you now. No, you'll just go to sleep one day wake up. Check your bike
Ah guess I need a new body as a therapy man. They so rude
Girl, girl, I don't know how you could be okay with this. She just straight chillin. She don't even care those are mosquitoes mosquitoes
Girl, why did you do it thank bite you and it itches and she just chillin there. Just let me just take a picture
I must become one with nature. Okay, you becoming too much with nature too much that they think you are nature look at me
I'm the mosquito Queen now you just a piece of meat man follows her
Die this just makes me so frustrated just looking at this, oh my god, these are not mosquitoes
are they like fire ants like two ants that bite either way whatever is crawling on her that
Bites or maybe because she's letting them crawl on her. They don't bite. I really can't imagine how horrible that is
My roommate thought I made cinnamon rolls. I actually made bacon. He was not happy with his finger scoop
He took his finger scooped it up and licked it thinking it was cinnamon, but I say it was bacon grease
solidified bacon grease ah
That's gross. That is safe. Excuse me while I go wash out my mouth this dude
He was just chilling in his room
This side is to open up snap check put on this flower crown filter. Put it up to the wallet. Oh my god
Well, yeah time to move time to get the hell out of here
You wanna wear that flower crown so bad you could have it. You know, you can have my fault too. You just take the whole
Snapchat please leave wait here go see ain't even a ghost walk into your room
Like Oh doesn't smell to make me look cute. This has happened to me. I don't know why it happens
Well, there's obviously a ghost involved like I do that was I was just I was trying to put the filter on me
Right, but it kept going on something behind me. Like there was no face behind me
It was just there was a ghost trying to photobomb my pic. He's like rude
Your child is being eaten by a camel. See you a save your child or bean take a photo
Obviously be take a photo let him chew on his head a little bit man
He got that head good donkey looking over like mmm. So that's what you mean by giving head
What kind of parent would actually just sit there and watch a cat will chew a kid's head off how?
Traumatize it with us before the kid when I was 4 years old. I don't want to talk about it. I
Gambled right to eat me but a wild childhood. Don't worry. I'll just spit it right out. Anyone is having a rough day
I want you to remember that I have this cup of ice cream before realizing the truth
Oh
It is a doggy Sunday beef flavor
How you gonna eat a beef flavor Sunday like half of it and then realize oh my god
This ain't ben and jerry's this ain't peanut butter blast. It's beef flavored mess up wrong with your taste buds
I always wondered what these taste like do they taste like regular ice cream
Would like a slightly peanut butter taste. I don't know is it weird that I kind of want to taste it now?
You know, what? If you having a bad day, please you didn't eat beef flavored ice cream
With mystery meat my friend. Oh say today. I like my food. Like I like my man. Mysterious
I made a tumeric face mask without actually researching it and it stained my face now. I look like Bart Simpson
Oh, no
See, this is what I was worried about what I see people on Instagram do all these like crazy face bath tutorials
especially with to marry cuz I have cooked with tumeric like made potatoes and I get like a little bit on my nail or my
Finger and that's stayin for eternity, you know like a few days probably put too much tumeric
But yeah, enjoy your yellow face things y'all do for beauty
I see people on Instagram doing their contour with a knife doesn't mean you should do it
Don't hate it when your horse gets stuck on the roof. Okay, I can see a large dog. Maybe going up on a roof
I've seen it before but a horse you don't control my life Barbara. I'ma stay up here until you dumb being a bitch man
Look at me. I'm too cute for this ranch wife. Okay, really though. How did it get up there?
do they have to get like a helicopter or one of those like claw machines that pick up the stuffed animal and then
Drop it. Do they have those four horses on roofs. Okay, this isn't even funny
I mean if you're having a bad horrible day, at least your phone didn't fall into a sewer, you know
I just slides right out of your pocket
Maybe you just drop it and it goes perfectly in there goes into the sewer. A lot of people's worst nightmare
I mean Elise is not like running water in the water like cake. Is it who knows?
Where what happens in this instance? Do you just call 900?
Wait, it's a little higher to call 9-1-1 without a phone when you go to sleep tonight. Hold your phone close
Be happy this did it happen to you. Imagine just sitting one day casually enjoying your lollipop
There is a group of ants living there dead
They died in the process of making this lollipop, but they died in it now
I know what factory made this up. They let in ants going to the lollipops
Don't you love when your food is full of surprises?
Oh, no
this woman tried to make
raspberry jam and her pressure cooker and the pressure cook up for a reason and she opened it before it was ready and it went
Everywhere like the GTA thing
then you don't put that fortnight howl it would it be you kill somebody and you're like
Y'all can't do that as a kids game
This is actually my nightmare like making a huge mess in my house a sticky mess
Sticky messes are the worst especially if you don't clean it all up and then ants come and they you be cleaning that for months
Until it's back to normal like that way
Everywhere, this couple was enjoying the anniversary at a restaurant. They both had a thing of beer
They're like Cheers and the thing broke it
Actually broke and they were doing the cheers man what the guy was unaffected. He barely got any drops on him
She took the final blow even though with his glass that broke man
Her foods ruined - hope you like soggy sausages Oh soggy food is the wire here's okay
I want to know how this happens
Was it the wind cuz I know we got some crazy wind here sometimes if it could just blow things everywhere
I lost my trashcan like we had a storm and the wind blew it somewhere like somebody stole it
Somebody stole it after the storm like they were missing their trashcan and then they were like, hey, here's another trashcan
They took mine somebody got an extra trashcan that they hide in in their backyard my neighborhood
If you're watching this video, I want my back
I got six pizza boxes sitting on my counter cuz y'all took my trash I only do I get this down
You gotta just like climb on the roof and say you could jump on a trampoline
But can I trampoline jump on the trampoline?
Would it bounce if he just pushed it off or maybe it bounced itself up on the roof?
Guy whose Corvette got stuck in the water
Oh
I think this actually
happened to me kind of a couple of days ago when there was the storm and I was turning like that to get on the
Highway but there was water in the turning lanes to get on the highway
I was like hydroplaning hydroplane thing, you know when your car like loses control and suchlike going everywhere else this close to crack
I don't know how I've got control of the car, but I got control of the car and I didn't crash
it was a a miracle cuz it was like
Like my car was having a dance party Wow
Crash but I didn't but now we got this guy over here calling. Mom. Mommy. My Corvette is in the world lake
Please help. So this guy went to the barber. He showed the barber and this pic
It was like give me this and nothing but this the barber gave it this
Well, it looks like online when you get it in the mail. Oh
Man that's not even a real barber. That is so terrible. Would you do to your barber to make him do this to you?
Oh, no you banging his girlfriend or something? How's it gonna do you like this?
I somebody who has no barber experience whatsoever. Could do a better job of this. Anyway, he decided to start over
I'll rather be bald. They have this abomination on my head. Mom's going to be how did this happen, though?
Like what? He's just eating a Twinkie and he just fought through the ceiling
Imagine if he felt a little more to the left and the fan was on. Oh, man
Just let yourself fall through with the help hold it laughs a deal life form. Hold up
Let me finish this Twinkie and then then I'll go
fall to my death real quick and I was doing eyeliner this morning my hand slipped and kind of my eye and oh
I've had this happen whatever eyeliner gets in your eye
it just makes your whole eye black because of like gets in and then just like
Spews ink all over your eye and it hurts man
The things we do to have a line above our eyes she came to ask what daddy was doing?
Oh, so he cemented the whole floor of the basement and she decides to come down says like daddy. What are you doing?
Come watch frozen with me. I mean a kid probably walks through cement like oh my god. It's like sad. I'm at the beach
Did this guy put a bird in the dryer? No, that can't be a bird. It's gotta be like a comforted or something
This is thhujnbjbhjbhjbhjbj What do you think? It is column below? Oh my god, if you put a bird in the dryer
Man, you guys that's all for today
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