so new video out
on from Lady Gaga
much anticipated
it's Alejandro
now we're going to show you a short clip from it the whole thing is gigantically long it's a short film
yeah and she um
there's a lot of gay dudes walking around in allota outfits
looking questionable you know they got those weird haircuts your about to see in a second there's a
lot of sexual poses which are
questionable in a good way right
but we're just going to give you the essence of it here because this has the controversial parts
then we'll come back and talk about the controversy, controversy, oh no, so go.
music = Lady Gaga - Alejandro
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music = Lady Gaga - Alejandro
all right, now
I've got so much to say, first
on the controversies right
you get the cross on the crotch she's blowing the rosary beads
there's dance moves like this, I wonder what's happening there right.
and then she's in the latex nun outfit
don't give a damn about
any of it I mean I saw this in the nineteen eighties right okay
I'm from the old school so and
if you're trying to rile up controversy that way
I mean you're gonna have to do better than that
okay
so I don't care about the so-called controversy
and that's nuts and
but then
she threw me for a loop man and she's fun
look you know I got issues with her outfits because I think they're so crazy
but I'm having nothing but fun with her now right, so I'm totally in her camp
she's won me over look
you watch that video at first she's got that sexy outfit on right and I'm digging that outfit
and I'm like, oh I'm very interested and then they're like
they're grabbing her and they're going to work you know
and I'm like okay,
I'm playing
but then she goes and
the guy's wearing the same outfit and like the high heels and stuff I'm like wait who's the guy who's the girl
no no not interested no wait interested
I'm going up and down I'm like what's going on here
none of it I watched the whole thing
none of it make any sense, the lyrics don't make any sense
actual music the melody behind it is like an old Ace of Base song, don't turn around
oh totally one hundred percent okay
so it's all artificial it's all nonsense right but at the end I'm left with two things right
one is an oscelating penis but anyway okay no outside of that
one is
you know what these son of a bitches I don't know what they're up to but they're having fun, exactly
I mean I'm picturing on their off time these people are doing so much cocaine you can't begin to tell okay
but they're having crazy sex like at some party they don't know who's having sex with who right
and they're like was that a guy was that a girl who
was that where are the rosarys I don't know cause I did too much coke right
and I wouldn't do it but I love them for doing it, right
have some fun, you know responsible la la la
but have fun, I don't care, I'm on that boat and then finally what I'm left with is
Ale Ale Alejandro
I was like I kinda like that beat
because I'm weak sauce because I'm lame I like lame music right
so I'm going ale ale
alejandro
what's funny is i caught that dance move to I'm like hum I wonder if anyone else caught that
and of course you did, is it safe to say that Lady Gaga brought music videos back?
like who's been excited about music videos until Lady Gaga finally came around like the last time
music videos were cool was like the mid nineties this show has totally flipped
okay it's gone from anti Lady Gaga with the crazy psycho killer outfits
to totally pro Lady Gaga
you know why
because I'm the most open minded man in America