*Ben laughs*
Ben: So recently Elliot got a job working in a pub, no surprise
Ben: Last night Elliot came home complaining about the toilet
Ben: Apparently they're blocked and now they've gotta use a portaloo, which is a portable toilet.
Ben: That gave me an idea.
Ben: With the help of Farmer Chris, Chris: Hi!
Ben: We'd use Farmer Chris' truck & trailer to come wait up Elliot goes in the toilet.
Ben: Hijacking Elliot and the toilet.
Ben: Taking Elliot on a porta-tour
Ben: SORRY BRO.
*Ben laughs*
Ben: Chris, Chris make a move now, make a move now. He's in the toilet
Ben: Chris I repeat he's in the toilet.
Ben: GO GO GO GO GO
Ben (to cows): Sorry boys, I gotta go!
Elliot: Hello?! HELLO?
Elliot: What's going on here? What is it?
Elliot: SHIIIT!
Ben: Chris, he's trynna get out! Chris: Ah, don't worry, he can't get out.
*Ben laughs*
Ben: Jeepers! Chris is it even safe?
Chris: of course it's safe.
Tom: He's gonna bloody die.
Ben: He's not gonna die Tom for Goodness sake! Chris: He's not gonna die, he's used to this!
Ben: Right, where do we go now, what do we do now?
Chris: We're going to the car wash! *Ben laughs*
Ben: This is stupid!
Chris: it is not stupid!
*Ben does not know what to say*
Ben: *weird noise* Chris, he's going nuts!
Ben: Chris, Chris drive!
*Ben laughs*
Ben: Boys!
Ben: Last time we did this he was mad!
Chris: Just get out and record Ben!
*Ben laughs* Ben: Jeepers!
Ben: GO!
Ben: Oh no... that's a bad idea. Oh my Gosh..
*Ben laughs/creepy noise*
Ben: Literally on the edge, on the edge of the bank!
Ben: So on the edge of the bank, yeah?
*Elliot shouts*
Ben: Sorry Bro!
Elliot: BEEEEEEEN!
*Ben laughs* Ben: Right, sorry! Whoa, Jeepers..
Woah, woah, woah, I need a slow-mo shot, Chris, I need a slow-mo shot for this!
Chris: Right, hurry up then Ben: Chris!
Slow motion noises/ slow motion shouting/ Ben laughing in slow motion
Ben: Chris he's gonna flippin' float on the river!
Chris: Well, what do you want me to do? Ben: Well, I don't know, you can't just let him go!
Chris: Oh, shove it!
Chris: Pint?
Ben: Pint! *Ben Laughs*
*Ben Laughs* Chris: Is that, is that poo?
Oh my Gosh this is disgusting..
Elliot: Stop bloody recording!
Chris: Is that poo?!
Ben: Chris he is furious oh my Gosh..
Jeepers.. Elliot calm down!
Elliot : you pieces of shit
Chris :
Elliot : excuse me?
Elliot : I'm gonna say it once, I said it once. and I'm gonna say it twice. I will find you. I will record you. and I will prank you.
Jeepers..