Hi, I'm RNG! Look what I can do.
It seems I forgot to add more alpha damage. Let me fix that!
I enabled flight for you. Jump.
...Oops, I hit the wrong button. But I did order pizza!
Don't hit those who are down.
Don't touch them! I put them there!
A centurion should wear a helmet. Don't thank me.
Ran out of shells? Here's another one.
...a 28-ton one.