*Dramatic Music*
Hey Rice, what's wrong?????
*Whooshing sound*
I dunno, man, like my fans want me to be a youtuber. You know, want me to post videos, but like
I-I really want to be a Fortnite professional player
I feel like I'm just too talented
not to be one, you know I mean. It's like a lot of these pro Fortnight teams have been hitting me up (sure)
Trying to throw millions dollars at me, but I was like "I gotta stay true to myself and be a YouTuber"
But it's just like I think-I think I *untranslatable* just follow my heart so right. Yeah. We've seen your videos, man
Ricegum, we've seen your vids, man
They're kind of nice
Everybody saw the strip ones. Yeah, definitely.
Yo think you composer those strip videos
There's exposure and the concentration when there's a female, that's it.
Actually no, I need a new member of the team, it's uhh
We need a new captain! (What happened to the old one :O)
What?! A new captain?!
You know I was just trying to be a player guy, even a captain, but I'm up for it
You're up, like... We need you, with your composure and everything.
*Slapping sound* Because we see you as a captain and uh...
Let's get'n some video games sahgahsdgfh
*Loud clapping, everyone stands up*
Let's get it. Stick with the new guy, okay? There's like three people around, and stuff
Yo, right here
Revolver tank
Thank you dawg, I appreciate it
*Facecam goes nuts* So much chemistry already!
Yeah!
Got your right! O crap! I got one! I got one!
Yo dude! I revolvered him!
Yah! Ya dude it's right now
*Dramatic close-up*
Yeah, go get 'em! Easy-peasy, he's one shot. Where is- *gets interrupted* literally!
He's downstairs (down-ramp)
Sparkle Special Saasdsahfsdaahfgahdhga
Eyyeeezzzzz
Good stuff, boys!
*Random vocalization*
Flight!
*Record scratch, zooms in on shields for whatever reason* You needed that space?!?
Huehuehuehuehue!!!
I just took the spool and shoot it! (huh?)
Aight, so far so good? Right?
Hey, let's go! I'm kinda impressed actually.
*Zooms in dramatically* Really? Really?
Yeah, WOW!! Let's get it!
Pretty nice
Haha let's get it!
Aww, look at this scar!!
*Multiple voices overlap at once*
It's all good, 'cause see in my last team, bro, was always beefing and stuff
*Punching noise*
And you guys, always like a-a-alfering scars and stuff (say what?)
Man, I like that.
Sharing is caring, man, sharing is caring.
Idk what he said here.
Wait, isn't there a guy on me?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hold up
Hold up hold up
Hold up hold up hold up
Hold up hold up hold up hold up
Hol- *shoots a thing*
*Hold up-ing resumes*
*Kills a thing*
*Audio erupts into chaos*
Ya feel me?? Ya feel me???
Okay! Yo, I got the most kills in the team right now! Wussup!
*Loudly exchanging complements*
Alright, should we head, like, salty
and that Dusty type shit?
It's on you, man! Alright, alright, alright!
*Everyone talks at once*
I put uhhhhh... Like, near that factory
Yo, we'll hit there!
That's another good thing, like, you got your rotations!
You feel me, you feel me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yo does anyone want this fortaport?
Uhh... I'll take it!
Sharing is caring, bros. SHARING IS YELLOW! (what?)
Noooooo wait!!! *Audio devolves into gibberish*
*Dramatic noise* we've got something for you.
If it's something blue, I'm gonna carry it, bro.
*Magic sounds, thing that is no blue gets dropped*
*Overreacting to the SCAR*
What a guy, dude. 10/10 IGN
Bro I just shedded a little tear, bro.
John Wick inside this Lgnhwqewhwha
*Skype notification* That John Wick, bro. Yeah, he sucks... Try hard!
*That drum sound from Akira* Yeah yeah there's one next to me too!
*Ricegum kills something and the mic gets punted across the room*
*Ricegum gets a boo-boo*
Let's get it! There's another one west! Last one west, Rice!
Pew pew pew pew pew
Oh, I got a head shot at him! Push it (to the limit)!
I'm push it!
Ohhhhhhhh *another thing gets killed*
Nice shot, damn! Got 'em on his way down!
So far so good, though guys. Okay, there's one-I think there might be a team west.
What are the kills looking like? Okay, I see. He has the most kills.
The shitter's actually so dead right now. (why would you kill your toilet, you monster!) Dude, people are scared!
Yeah, that's all! Rice can win the game *Another Skype notification*
Oh, you have a forest!
They're coming, right here!
Yo, dawg, it's two dudes, bro! (Oh no!) Yo dude I attacked them twice!
Ratatatatatatatatata!
I see this guy to the right of us, Bryce! Behind the rock!
*The guy behind the rock gets killed*
*They all discuss the kill*
Alright, alright, alright!
F'ing Dreamworks!
Dusty, dusty! Let's go to Dusty right now!
Everyone go north, I'll pull it up, I'll pull it up!
He's wiggle. Oh, yeah I got him! 'Nother one over here, pushing up on me right now!
*Whole bunch of players die*
Woah, dude! You guys are taking all the kills! (git gud)
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
Dude we gotta catch up to you someh- ONLY FIVE PEOPLE LEFT, BRO!
That's too easy!
Easy, bro. Hey, we 'bout to with these million billion dollar tournamen- THEY WUZ BABIES!!!
Straight up cashing out.... I'm actually impressed. Hey, are we gonna do some like crazy last kill or something?
*Voices overlap*
No, last three are launchpadding s-
*Enemy spotted*
I see him, I see him!
I have no idea what anyone says here.
Hey, you see one?
One what?
*Fighting sounds*
I mean, another one behind me! Yeah, I'm gonna chop this guy real quick.
Alright, hwehhurihghhfkahjhwjk
Wai-stop, stop, stop!
Alright, back, back, back!
Yeaahhoo, chomps me, hisssssss
*Distant* look up!
*Laughs*
Yo, do it, do it, do it!
Oh, crap! Look at this guy! Look at this guy! (Oh he bout to do it!)
*Does a backflip off of his tower for the lulz*
*it was at this moment, FaZe cLoak knew... He fucked up*
Oof
Billy came right next to him! *Crazed laughter*
*Ricegum nosedives off of his platform*
*About to realize what he just did*
*Realizes*
Top 10 brutal anime deaths
Oh no!
You guys got this (no they don't)
We probably should have made this game, like, real clean.
Yeah, honestly.
*All of them talk at once*
We probably should have done it with four of us (Yeah, that's why you don't leap off a ramp, Ricegum)
We got it, we got it, we got it!
NANI?!
*Crazed laughter*
Let's-a-go!!!
Yooo!!! Yooo!! So cats join or what? (At least I think that's what he says)
Mew
Bob Ross's plot is yours!
You have what it takes!
The rooster's splotch is yours!
Yassss
Yeeesss!!!!
Let's go!!!
(Outro starts, signalling that we made it to the end of the video)