Yo, yo, yo! what's up?
Welcome to another-
Oh, new glasses.
Do you have 20/20 vision?
Yes.
My vision has increased.
I can see...
you guys not practicing now!
Brett: Hmm!
Imagine there's like glasses... like, iron man,
but then it sees how much someone practices.
- and- - Yeah, it's like...
They should have that for like...
Like, you know like, airport security,
how they test temperature?
They should have airport security, but like,
test how much you've practiced.
If you don't practice enough,
you are not allowed to travel.
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Hey, anyway,
we're back to Ling Ling 40 Hours.
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- Whoa... - There's currently 305 people not practicing.
You guys submit your memes and post tons of fanart,
and we're going to check them out.
Nice.
- Wait no. Isn't treble clef above and bass clef below? - Yeah, it should be.
It should be like up and down.
- Well, the music is up and down. - Yeah.
- And on the hands it would be left and right. - Yeah.
Oh yeah, that makes sense.
Then the treble clef should be on this side though.
Oh yeah, yeah...
- The left hand is the bass clef. - Yeah... I got you.
Mm...!
That last sentence, guys.
Don't you love it?
When some room makes you just feel so hot
(both) and self-conscious.
M-mm...
Oh, did you-
Did this practice- acoustics hear my out-of-tune...
*gasps*
...chord in Bach?
Did you really just have a broken air conditioning
to get me all hot and steamy in here?
Practice room!
- Oh, kinda smells like feet from the earlier musician. - Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's very rare to find a place...
...university or conservatory with
a good practice room that has
and
Can we check the statistics,
like, of how many musicians get sick?
'Cause that's probably why.
Because of the practice rooms.
Guys, you never thought of it.
That is so true.
Paganini did come first.
And Liszt is like "I'm gonna top it."
Yeah, ha ha ha!
Liszt was like "I gotta do what Paganini did,"
- "but for 2 hands." - Yeah.
Is there one for like, French horn and trombone?
Percussionist?
I don't think there is, to the level of Paganini.
You guys should comment in the section below.
Let us know what is the Paganini equivalent of your instrument.
Yes.
- Bassoon. - And we-
The Paganini of bassoon!
Maybe it's like...
not just 1 bassoon, but 2 bassoons at once.
- It's like, big hands. - Wait, 1 person playing 2 bassoons?
- or 2 bassoonists- - Yeah, 1 person playing 2.
Someone's like "You have big hands," right?"
Bassoon is probably like big lungs.
People just have bigger lungs.
Like capacity- I don't know. Whatever.
Do they?
- Not often. - Not really.
I think that's the editors.
But anyway.
Yeah, some editions do that.
It's actually nice gesture.
But composers don't care.
- Yeah. - Pretty sure Beethoven's like
- He's got enough stuff to write, to care about - Nah...worry about. Yeah.
- these editorial things. - "I can't even hear. Why would I..."
Wow!
Ling Ling's everywhere, hey!
This one non-Ling Ling wannabe, of course,
comes in and says...
Ha ha ha...
Oh... He just challenged everyone!
- Oh... - He's just like that one guy that doesn't watch TwoSet.
The one guy that just doesn't get it.
You know, in your school, he just like, doesn't-
- Mm. Mm. - does not get the jokes. Just off.
It's okay, guys.
We're gonna make that one understand
40 hours is a must.
What?
Bad joke, but...
I felt something, but then...
it left me.
It wooshed.
It wooshed past.
*woosh*
That doesn't look like you.
Nah. See, it's square glasses as well.
Look at that.
Got it wrong, guys.
- Just 'cause it's an Asian wearing glasses - Ha ha ha ha!
doesn't mean he's Brett, okay?
It should be "Since when did Eddy make sushi?"
- Yeah! - Oh, the same height!
Ha ha ha ha...
It's Bert and Ernie.
Sushi version.
I want sushi.
Oh dude, that looks good...
Yeah, actually it's really...
Mm... sushi...
Let's watch.
Ooh...
Whoa...
Nice!
I love how the
*sings the melody*
*pause*
*continues singing*
- Yeah, like, gotta reach to another side. *continues singing*
- Yeah, like, gotta reach to another side. - Ha ha ha!
You know that ad?
- The LOUIS Cognac thing? - Oh. Oh, yeah yeah...
They should've hired her!
- She was able to tune the glasses more in tune. - OHH...
OHHH!!!
When Ling Ling wannabes can tune better than Cognac.
OHHH!!!
It's like a rebellious thing.
Yeah.
You kids are all rebellious.
Wow...
Is he really going to play the...
What is that?
Is that a kazoo?
- I was expecting like a reall- Yeah, a high pitch... - That was a lot lower. Yeah.
It's like
It's like when you see someone,
and you expect their voice
- Yeah. Yeah. - to sound at certain range.
a n d i t w a s a l o t l o w e r o r h i g h e r.
Yeah, it freaks you out.
Whoa...
That's amazing!
Are they even Asian parents
if they're not forcing the kids?
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah.
Well, keep it up, guys!
In case you don't have friends that are musicians,
watch Ling Ling 40 Hours.
In case you don't have friends
like us...
*sobs* Brett: In case you have no friend-
*gasps*
Ha ha ha ha...
I remember the bow drop.
You were like "HOLY SH-"
And the kid falls, like...
"Happens on the daily basis."
I mean, come on, if that kid was actually messed up,
I'd be worried.
I hit my head two days ago.
I was going to bed.
I turned the light off. I was really tired.
- I misjudged the distance. - Yeah.
I went...
*FWOOSH!!*
And he fell asleep.
Yeah, I passed out anyway.
But instruments...
I don't know, man, like...
They're expensive!
Yeah!
Well, babies are not expensive.
No, I mean...
Well, baby- Yeah, well...
Look, baby is- can recover.
Yeah.
The human body is strong.
Yeah.
The instrument can't recover when it's damaged.
- They can be repaired, but they can't recover. - Yeah... Yes.
Very well put. Thanks for saving my ***.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ooh...
Oh... That's so Team Rocket!
The worst team duo of
- troublemakers in classical history. - Yeah.
Whoa! That's cool.
That's- probably did the dress-our-instrument challenge.
Oh, look! It's our cap!
- Practice cap. - Yup, yup!
Mm!
That's right, guys.
- Yes. - That's why we're all there.
Or...
in the case of if you suck at your instrument,
you're making an inanimate object
scream.
- Just to get rid of all the motivation in that post. - Yeah.
It's fine, guys!
You can do it.
I mean, come on, like...
When you suck at violin,
it sounds more like it's screaming in pain.
- Yeah, it was like a chicken dying. - "Help..."
*chicken dying*
- Oh damn! - We should do that.
Depends on our schedule.
Our schedules are very chaotic, and 24- 40 hours.
BUT!
If there's time, we will do our very best.
I think it's a very good idea.
And we will do it and show you guys.
Thank you,
u/Charalin.
Good ideas! You guys have the best ideas.
Dude, the kangaroos hated me.
How did they find all these stuff?
What's the last one?
Why am I...
You're a big strong man, Brett.
Hey guys, look at that muscles.
Mwah!
I wish all my technical problems on the violin
- could be solved if you showed up. - ...be a strong man.
- Oh, I can suddenly play Paganini now! - Wow yeah!
It's all the bubble teas I'm lifting up.
A ha ha ha...!
- That is actually so relatable. - That's true, hey.
Been there, done that!
Dude.
I hope they're joking.
I think that cursed image is a...
- is a signal for us to go back to practice. - Yeah, guys.
Thank you so much for watching,
and if you made this far, remember to practice.
Ling Ling's watching.
Do your 40 hours,
so you don't get swooshed.
See you guys next time.