- [AleXa] I’m confused. - [Jae] It’s this. It's this.
“Oh hey. I’ll call you.” Oh they're this?
- [AleXa] I’m so confused. - [Jae] No we’re this.
- [AleXa] Yeah I do this.
- [Jae] We’re this. They’re this?
What the...
- [AleXa] Well… Internet. No internet.
What would happen… If we did not have the internet.
Like if you think about it…
We wouldn’t have music streaming or anything.
- [Jae] True.
CDs would still be a thing.
- [AleXa] I still like buying CDs though…
- [Jae] Yeah, I mean but do you? - [AleXa] I do.
- [Jae] As like a collectible?
Like you just never open them?
- [AleXa] Well…
It depends ‘cause like I have a lot of CDs…
Well l had a lot of CDs…
That were my parents' back home.
I would take them and put them in my car.
‘Cause you know my car was old.
It didn’t have like a USB thing.
But I mean, you know...
Once again, I used to be a K-pop fan before all this.
- [Jae] Damn. You just said,
“My car was old. It didn’t have a USB.”
- [AleXa] It was a 2006 model.
- [Jae] Dude… When I was driving in 2010…
Everyone was still using CD players.
- [Jae] For sure. - [AleXa] Yeah.
- [AleXa] It was a 2006 model.
- [Jae] Damn. I feel that okay.
- [AleXa] Yeah... At least it didn’t have the cranking windows.
It was electric. So…
- [Jae] We actually did have that.
When you pick up your phone are you signaling that you're calling someone?
- [AleXa] No, I'm trying to lock it because they were texts from staff.
- [Jae] No no no. I mean like…
When you’re like, “Hey I’ll call you…"
But like they’re like super far away…
How do you signal to your friend that you're going to call them?
Okay. Setting.
- [Diane] Oh… Like how you hold. - [Jae] Yeah. Yeah.
You're in a club. You're at the clerb okay?
Super loud…
“Eunce. Eunce” Everywhere. Okay?
Your friend was let away…
Super hot guy. Okay, whatever.
They're at the other side of the club…
Blaring music. Ears hurt.
Pain. Pain everywhere.
- [AleXa] Very much, yes.
- [Jae] She’s like…
She’s shouting something to you.
You can’t hear.
You're like, “I can’t hear you!”
She’s like, “Uh?” And then you're like…
“I'll call you.” How do you do that.
I mean, I've never experienced this before in my life.
But the thing is if you're in a club,
why would I call her if I can't hear in the first place?
I would be like…
I point to phone and I would say, “Text. You. Now.”
- [Jae] That’s actually really logical.
- [Jae] Okay, nevermind.
Didn’t think the way I thought you would.
- [Jae] That’s really logical. - [AleXa] If you were in the “clerb.”
How would you signal to your friend?
“Hey. I’mma message you now. ‘Cause I don’t know what you’re doing.”
- [Jae] ‘Cause this is what I've heard.
This is what I've heard.
The ages have changed my friends.
The times have passed. And now…
Now kids will be like, “Hey, I'll call you.”
- [AleXa] Yeah.
- [Jae] Okay… See… See it’s different.
- [AleXa] I’m confused.
- [Jae] It’s this. “Oh hey. I’ll call you.”
Oh they’re this?
- [AleXa] I’m so confused. - [Jae] No we’re this.
- [AleXa] Yeah I do this.
- [Jae] We’re this. They’re this?
What the...
- [AleXa] I’ve always done this though…
If I say like, “I’ll call you later.”
- [Jae] I’ve never seen this in my life.
- [AleXa] I do this. - [Jae] Yeah. Everyone does this.
- [Jae] I thought it’s this.
I thought it's this. Like brick. You hold a brick.
- [AleXa] Are you living like in the 80s in your head?
- [Jae] No no. Like the iPhone.
Like, “I'll call you.”
You know what I mean?
- [AleXa] I’ve always done this. - [Jae] That’s what our kids do.
- [AleXa] Really?
- [Jae] Yeah. You should know.
You’re a Zoomer.
- [AleXa] You think I’m—
I’m that weird middle ground between like Gen Z and the Millennials.
- [Jae] You need to stop trying to stick in with us.
- [Jae] Okay. We don't accept you Alexa. - [AleXa] No that’s literally… 96’!
- [AleXa] Look it up on like…
Nobody knows what ‘96 is.
What is ‘96?
Some people said I’m a millennial.
Some people said I’m Gen Z.
I'm having an identity crisis.
What am I?
- [Jae] You’re Gen Z.
- [AleXa] Then why do I know so many things that y'all Boomers… do?
- [Jae] See this is exactly Gen Z…
This is Gen Z behavior right here.
- [Jae] This is a “woke” culture at its finest.
- [AleXa] I don’t even know what “cap” means.