-Another reason I love you is, you know,
most people post selfies to their Instagram,
but you don't really do that.
Your Instagram has become a soap opera with Barbies.
-Yeah. -And if you haven't seen this,
can we just look at your Instagram real quickly?
I have a -- so this is,
"Ash, please don't get me like this,"
and it's a Barbie chasing a Barbie.
Do you do this yourself?
-Lilly, do you think I outsource this?
[ Laughter and applause ]
I --
-Okay, and this is the thing -- when I saw this, I was like,
"Oh, this is a one time thing." But no, because there's more.
-No. People are mad at me about this.
[ Laughter ]
-"Brad, quit it. I'm exploring my sexuality.
Let it go. And your mom still owes me money."
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
Brad is a whole journey
that we have yet to explore.
-And then it continues on even further --
"Ash, will humans ever understand
the concept of infinity?" -Nope.
[ Laughter ]
That's my answer, we're not going to understand it.
And you have all these stars around here.
Do we -- We don't understand it.
-I have so many follow-up questions.
[ Laughter ]
What is this? Why do you do this?
-Well, you know -- I think that I need lessons from you, Lilly.
Because I think --
-I assure you I don't know how to do this.
-No, no. [ Laughter ]
But I mean, like, I didn't -- I'm 42.
I didn't grow --
Like, I don't understand social media very well.
So I -- like, I want to be subversive in it.
You are though.
This is why I need lessons from you.
But -- so I do stupid stuff like that
and then people get mad at me and I lost like, I don't know --
I think -- I think -- I was telling your producer
that I lost 200,000 followers in one day
because of the Barbie posting. [ Laughter ]
And -- yeah, but I think it's not quite that many.
But all the same, yeah --
I guess I'm not great at it. -Well, here's the thing.
No, I think you're great at it, and here's the thing.
I know you said yourself that it's dumb.
Here -- you know what good friends do?
-What? -When you do something dumb,
they join you in it, so I thought I would add
to your Barbie collection. -Really? Oh, I love you.
-With this brand-new Barbie right here.
-Oh! [ Cheers and applause ]
-Yep. -Yeah!
-That's yours.
And then this Barbie right here, which is obviously me.
[ Cheers and applause ] Obviously this is me.
-Okay, wait, wait, wait.
-And I thought we could have a little conversation
with the Barbies since it's your element.
So do you get mad that your arms don't bend?
[ Laughter ]
-No. I don't --
I don't mind, because life is pretty good for me.
Look, here I am. I'm living my dream.
[ Laughter ]
All these people love me.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I feel like you're very invested in this right now.
-Oh, are you kidding? [ Laughter ]
Like, you have -- like -- Oh, I'm in my element.
-How do you play tennis with these arms?
-I hate tennis. You know that.
My hand-eye coordination is terrible.
-My eye, ow. -Sorry about that.
-My eye! -Sorry --
-Oh, my God -- Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft.
-There's something I want to tell you.
-What do you want to tell me? Pfft, pfft.
-I got into Harvard.
-[ Screams ]
[ Applause ] [ Laughs ]
-I know that was your top school of choice, but --
-It's okay. You know what?
My boyfriend Ken is going to be so proud of you.
[ Audience "oohs" ] -What?
-Wait -- -What?
-Wait -- wait, what?
-What? -What?
-Ken?
Oh, my God.
You know he has been the love of my life forever.
-Oh, my God, not even! [ Laughter ]
-Sorry, I'm just going to go to Harvard.
-Whatever, I'm going to go away, bye.
You get to keep both of these Barbies.
-I do?
-You do get to keep both of these Barbies.
[ Cheers and applause ]
So I've got to ask you about your podcast
called "Anna Faris Is Unqualified."
I mean, I have been on it. I have been a guest, yes.
[ Cheers and applause ] -But --
-And do you remember anything, I don't know,
special about that podcast at all?
-About the podcast that you and I did together?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Okay, first of all,
I think I made you give me a foot rub.
-No, no, no, no, no, let me clarify.
You didn't make me do anything. What happened was...
-Oh! -...Anna didn't believe
I would give her a foot rub. -That's true.
-She said her feet were hurting, and I said...
"Let me give you a foot rub." And we met for the first time,
and she's like, "You're not going to do that."
And I absolutely gave her a foot rub
because that's what you do, that's what you do.
As a nice person, you know. [ Cheers and applause ]
That's what you do.
[ Applause continues ]
[ Cheering ]
We're going to massage your --
-You're good at this. You're too good at it.
-I -- I'm a good friend, I don't know what to say.