- [Nicki] Uh, this the safety demonstration, listen up.
♪ There's an exit in the front, ♪
♪ There's an exit on the side ♪
♪ Oxygen up top if the plane takes a dive ♪
♪ Floaty things are available, ♪
♪ If drowning is inevitable ♪
♪ Hear the ding ding, better be in yo' seat ♪
♪ I'm your flight attendant, no I'm not a mirage ♪
♪ Just here at your service, I'm Nicki Minaj ♪
No applause, it's gonna be that kinda flight, okay.
If you have any questions, please raise your hand.
At the end of my demonstration.
Check your boarding passes and make sure
you're on the right plane, flight 2222.
If you're not on the right plane,
let me know so I can laugh at you.
For snacks, we don't have any peanuts.
Do not ask for peanuts, if you ask for peanuts,
I'm gonna ask you to exit the plane and yes,
I'm aware we'll be thirty-five thousand feet in the sky.
If you need anything, there's a button above you.
I'll answer, if de Nicki Minaj feels like it, questions?
Yes?
- So, there aren't any peanuts?
(passenger screams) (body thumps)
- Any more questions?
Yeah?
- I don't think my luggage compartment
is closed all the way.
- It's closed, I checked it myself.
- I don't think it is, I have a really big bag.
- It's closed and secured.
- The compartment doesn't seem--
- Enjoy your flight!
(call button rings)
You rang?
- Hi, I'm Prudence and this is my brother Zack.
- Okay.
- We're flying out to see our friend Zari.
- I'm happy for you.
- Yeah we don't get to visit him a lot and--
- You rang?
- Oh, right!
- Our monitors aren't working.
- Did you try turning them on?
- We're not stupid.
(call button rings)
- Yeah, about my compartment--
- Shut up!
If the monitors won't turn on then I'm sorry,
they're not working.
- Fine, just put us in seats with working monitors.
- Sure, let me just ask if the pilot
wants to swap with you guys.
- You can do that!?
- No, my God, use your phones, it's cheaper.
- Our parents have us on a strict mobile data and wifi plan.
- They don't trust us after, the incident.
- What show were you gonna watch?
- Sim of Thrones.
- Everyone dies, you're welcome.
- Can't you just make these stupid monitors work?
We've tried everything.
(button dings)
- We didn't try that.
(equipment creaks)
- What are you doing?
- You won't need this anymore.
Ma'am, would you like for de Nicki Minaj
to give you a snack or beverage?
- What kinda drinks you got?
- We have water, orange soda, iced tea--
- Snacks, what about the snacks?
- For snacks we have cookies or pretzels.
- What kind of pretzels?
- The pretzel kind, so do you want a snack?
- Are they free?
- They're free, yes.
- I'm not paying for this.
- I just said they're free.
- I'll take a pillow.
- This cart is for beverages and snacks.
- I'm not paying for no snacks.
- You don't pay!
- What about my pillow?
- This is for beverages and snacks.
- Okay, how much for those cookies?
- Nine ninety-five.
- [Pilot] We'll be experiencing some turbulence.
At this time, I'm going to ask
that you fasten your seatbelts.
- Everyone remain calm.
- Shouldn't you be sitting?
- No, flight attendants never sit.
(call button dings)
If this is about your luggage compartment--
- It's not, it's something else.
- Fine.
Okay, ugh,
what is it?
- Can I get some water?
- The water's in the front and you made me
walk all the way back here without the cart?
- I--
- De Nicki Minaj is a nice person, I don't deserve to be--
(suitcase thuds) (Nicki grunts)
- [Passenger] Hey, does anyone wanna trade?
- [Nicki] Ma'am--
- Does anyone wanna trade?
- You can't trade with anyone, stop.
- I wanna trade these cookies, I don't want them.
- That's too bad.
I told you once you got your snack,
you can't switch it out just because you don't like--
- Done.
- What?
- I just traded.
- When did you--
- Yeah, I'll trade my pillow for those cookies.
- Wait, how the hell?
- I just traded with her on the Bunz app
while you were yapping, I listed the cookies,
said I wanted to trade,
and she was the nearest person located to me.
- I quit.
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