Then we'll give him a smorgasbord.
The future of the Krusty Krab is at stake.
Try the Krunchy Kelp Dog, sir.
The Buttered Barnacles are a touch of heaven.
The Powdered Grapefruit is exquisite.
Fresh Sludge Pudding!
Or Diet Red Tide!
- Some fried... - Please, gentlemen!
Leave me to finish my work in peace.
Ow!
Now, that's what I call fast food food.
Twenty, forty, sixty, eighty, ninety,
ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven.
Order up!
One Pipsqueak Patty...
and your bib, and high chair.
[laughing]
I'm 68 years old, and I want a Krabby Patty.
Your Pipsqueak is getting cold.
Shall I feed you?
Feed this, old man!
Gee, Rusty. Quite a setup you got here.
But where's all the sandwich bread, the condiments,
the cold cuts?
[indiscernible]
A rye sandwich carved entirely of driftwood?
Mamma mia!
[humming]
Spackle.
[humming]
Shellac.
[indiscernible]
Oh, you want me to try it?
[indiscernible]
Okay.
Mmm. Smells industrial.
Blech!
Well, I'm sure it's an acquired taste.
[sighing]
I don't know how you do it Gare Bear,
but that's the best cup of French toast I've ever had!
[meowing]
Well, you two astronauts going to eat marshmallows.
I'm gonna have a can of Swedish Barnacle Balls.
As soon as I can get my can opener.
But Squidward,
didn't you take a can opener when you hiked out here?
Why would I bother? We're ten feet from my house.
But this is the wilderness.
It just doesn't seem to fit the camping spirit.
Pretty weenie.
Alright, alright.
Gimme a marshmallow.
Ah! Ahh!
[laughing]
Okay. Besides spitting molten foodstuffs at me,
what else do you do for fun?
[meowing]
Wow, it's Sunday, Gary!
Guess what's for breakfast.
[meowing]
That's right.
A sundae!
Whoops.
Looks like we're out of ice cream.
I guess I'll have to use something else.
Katsup!
Hmm.
Bananas, cherries, boring.
Ah, here we go! Onions! Ready, Gary?
[meowing]
[crying]
Just one more thing.
Pea... nuts!
Gary, our peanuts jar is totally empty.
[burping]
Hmm.
Wait. I know one other place we can find peanuts.
Good thing I still have these peanut plants
growing in the window sill.
A little texture never hurt.
There we go.
This sundae's gonna taste great!
Aren't you gonna help me, Gary?
Gary?
Oh well, more for me.
Double dark, deep sea light, diet cake!
[laughing]
You will soon be mine.
[burping]
[squealing]
[screaming]
Hey. Do you sell food here?
[giggling]
Yes, sir.
We sell Pretty Patties.
That thing's green.
[laughing]
Green!
[laughing]
Green.
[laughing]
Mr. Krabs was right.
What am I gonna do with all these?
[laughing]
Hey, is that one purple?
Purple is my favorite color.
This isn't half bad.
Hey, world! Pretty Patties is the best idea ever!
If that imposter wants a Krabby Patty,
then by Neptune, we'll give him one.
You're dancing with the Krab Man now.
Join me, boy, or you're fired.
It doesn't seem right.
But it feels so good!
Seahorseradish, the gnarliest stuff in the ocean.
Ooh. Hold on. I've got a jar toenail clippings in my office.
Oops. I dropped it in the toilet!
Well, fish it out and I'll dry it with me gym socks.
[moaning]
Why, that's the most diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned.
I call it... the Nasty Patty.
[laughing]
Oh!
Ooh! Fortune cookies!
Fake prophesies baked into delicious bite sized snacks.
These cookies can see the future, Gary.
Which means they knew we were hungry even before we did.
Let's eat!
Mmm.
A great fortune has fallen upon you.
Ah! Did you hear that, Gary?
The fortune is true.
I have heard so much about your
[indiscernible] sauce.
Can't wait to try it.
One se... ahem, one second.
Ahh!
Tonight's supper is to go, so please to go.
Well, aren't your 12 little German children
gonna sing for me while I eat?
I don't have children!
I mean, I mean, yah, yah, outside, please.
I love outdoor concerts.
[growling]
Getting hungry. Glove candy dispenser.
Good thing I went to Glove World.
Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.
Ew! Glove flavor.
- Honey? - Huh?
You're not using that tan accelerator again, are you?
Oh. Don't pretend you don't love it.
[sighing]
Good work, man.
It's just a little old Krabby Patty
smothered in jellyfish jelly.
I call it a Krabby Patty with jellyfish jelly.
- Could I try some? - Sure.
Amazing.
I've got to tell someone about this!
♪ Hey, all you people ♪
♪ Hey, all you people Won't you listen to me ♪
♪ I just had a sandwich ♪
♪ No ordinary sandwich ♪
♪ A sandwich filled With jellyfish jelly ♪
♪ Hey, man! ♪
♪ You've got to try This sandwich! ♪
♪ It's no ordinary sandwich! ♪
♪ It's the tastiest Sandwich in the sea! ♪
♪ Skee ba-da bob-a Doob-a dob-a dab-a dee dow ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
Thank you.
Win this one because I told you to.
Because you told me to!
[cheering]
Fish sticks! Get your fish sticks here!
For his dive, SpongeBob will be attempting
a full banana fudge pop with two sticks.
And now, absolute silence.
I scream for ice cream!
Perfect entry!
And toasted almonds! That's unexpected.
He stuck it!
And just look at that even coating.
Top that, Pinky.
Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite.
The single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.
Just look at that concentration!
Ooh! A little shaky on that entry.
But just look at that form!
Take that, Yellow boy!
Laugh while you can, Pinky. It's not over yet.
That's what you think. But it's not over yet!
There you are, Pat, fresh seahorse milk.
Thanks, SpongeBob.
- Hey Pat? - Yeah.
How long was I taking the Dirty Bubble Challenge?
- About a week. - A week?
- Are you sure? - Hmm.
Well...
Oh.
Yeah. It's about a week, maybe ten days.
Kelp powder for muscle mass.
Raw eggs, cause their cliche and nail for toughness.
[meowing]
Well, of course I expect you to eat this.
It's scientifically designed to help you win tomorrow.
Gary?
Wow! Pretty good time.
Good morning, Daddy.
Muah!
I made you breakfast.
Thank you, Sweet Pea.
I see you got creative with the bran today.
Yeah, I'd like a refund for this Krabby Patty.
Refund?
What's wrong with it?
Oh, nothing really expect, that it's covered in tears!
What the?
You don't want cookies?
Don't frett.
I made a batch of deviled eggs too.
Pee ew, Mr. Krabs.
Huh?
Don't you usually flush that stuff down the toilet?
This is a lady's product, it pure grease.
On a paper plate.
I'll give you points for honesty.
There must be something to this selling game
that we're just not getting. Other people do it.
I mean, look at that.
Eat Barnacle Chips.
They're delicious.
They are most certainly not delicious.
Not the way I use ‘em.
Yet they sell millions of bags a day.
Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth,
they wouldn't sell as many.
Two sal lads.
Never heard of it.
I gotta stay hip.
I don't want to end up like silly old Squidward.
But what in the name of Davy Jones's locker is a sal lad?
Here you go.
- Two sal lads. - Ew, gross!
Those aren't salads.
Take those back. Remove the bun, the patty, and the condiments.
But that leaves just lettuce and tomato.
Exactly.
Alright.
Okay.
No buns.
That's hip.
No Patties. Happening.
Oh yeah. That's definitely the coolest meal I ever saw.
- This is so cool. - Two salads.
What do we got here?
Oh goodie!
Holographic meatloaf, again.
When am I gonna get some real food?
Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food.
Just look at his daughter.
She's as big as a whale!
Intensive. Hmm.
I bet they won't have...
[gasping]
Wow, they have it!
Canned bread! This town is great!
[humming]
Hey, you!
Top of the morning, Oldster.
Hey, I show you on TV last night.
New Bran Flakes.
Bold new taste, Bran Flakes.
- You did? - Yeah.
- You were on a commercial -You're right!
Wow.
He recognized me.
Yep. See you later, Bran Flakes.
What a nice cereal box.