-Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
"my worst summer job" stories from you guys.
Here we go.
This first one's from @WorlandJustin.
He said...
[ Laughter ]
-That'll do it. -Yeah.
This one's from @katiehashtags.
-Wow. -That's her real name.
-That's her whole family. She's rich off this thing.
Hashtag fortune.
-She says...
[ Laughter ]
30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80. [ Grunts ]
One scoop. -100, 200, 300.
-This one's from @Kristinaloree1.
She said...
-Ohh.
-What is wrong with people? What? Who cares?
A couple broken chips, you loser.
[ Laughter ]
This one's from @ThGhstWthThMst.
-Ooh. -Ooh.
-Snap.
-"Who the hell
is she?"
[ Laughter ]
GhstWthThMst, he says...
[ Laughter ]
Ya think?
-"Unkink that hose!" -You think?
Oh, here's a great one.
This one's from @Lily22307958.
She says...
[ Audience groans ] -Ohh.
Yikes. Blech. -[ Retches ]
-Blech. Hashtags. -Oh, man.
This one's from @Abbygail-- Oh, I get it.
-Abigail. Abby Gail.
-I didn't get it.
I didn't get it in rehearsal. Now I get it.
-Her name is Abigail. -@Abbygailm42.
-Mm.
-She says...
[ Audience groans ] -No.
-That's not an advantage. That's not cool.
-You need to figure out a different way.
-This last one's from @MisterDorngal.
-Oh, I love that dude. [ Laughter ]
He goes, "Dorngal, Dorngal, Dorngal."
-@MisterDorngal-- he doesn't do that.
-Yeah, he does. Mister Dorngal. -@MisterDorngal58.
-Oh, I'm thinking of MisterDorngal57.
-I got you. [ Laughter ]
-That guy's nuts. -He's a Heinz variety.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's Mr. Heinz.
-I know.
He says...
That's a bummer.
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