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You are watching yet another "UhOhBro" montage. Let's go!
This is the story of a guy named Greg. He was suicidal 'cuz his name rhymed with "Feg".
Now with men he loves to get it on, this man calls himself "Onision"
Onision sucks dick! Onision sucks dick!
Hey everyone, this is One Direction
and we have a confession
So prepare your erections!
We're all gay, and we suck each other's cocks
I know its a shock to our brainless blog
But we got so tired of tired of fucking our own socks
*cough cough* I got so much cum in my throat I can barely talk
We Dont Wanna Cut Yeah
cause Courtney Love Cuts yeah
and shes a fucking skank yeah, don't want to be like her
our reasons are legit yeah
That's why we quit yeah
BITCH
If You Shop At Walmart You Should Kill Yourself
Then you'll go to Walmart, also known as Hell
Just kidding I shop there sometimes, LOL
Doctor! Doctor! I have a confession, under my pants is a massive erection
And I wanna use it on you
YeAh, I wanna be inside you! Doctor! Doctoruh!
Why do people think
Paris Hilton is hot?
That aneroxic bitch, please can you not!?
She's a reverse prostitute, I'd pay her to not have sex with me
God forbid I contract her STDs
Meanies tell jokes
everybody cries, apologize, you're a motherfuckin lie
Comment with balls, they don't win the cage (Greg wtf are you saying?!) If you can't take the heat, get the fuck off the stage
Oh shit he did not say that
Fuck you, get out. If you can't take a joke then
Open your fuckin mouth suck a cock bitch
First I thought I didn't care
Then I smelled your sweet fucking underwear
With your sham gonna wash my pubic hairs
Restraining order? Don't you dare.
Girl you're sexy in all my dreams
Like a doughnut, in your face, I wanna cream
I'll cut my penis off and be a girl, baby don't hurl
Bitches be fuckin'
On the dance floor
No more dry humpin'
Wee little whores.
I want you inside of my extremely
NERDY PUSSY
My labia wears glasses
It's ungroomed and smelly
Oh! FUCK ME HARDER!!!!
Men are disgusting, they're also hairy
Men are stinky, and their penises are scary!
WE DON'T NEED NO DICKS!!! WE DON'T NEED NO DICKS!!!
WE ARE LESBIANS! WE DON'T NEED NO DICKS!!
just strap-ons ;)
Self will never rise again, yeah
Myself will never rise again
We fucking pussies lost the war
'cos you're in world wars
It's TIME TO MOVE ON, yeah.
This dance move is called the "Trippy Happy Move"
I love doing ecstasy!
As I trip out
The rocks in my pockets start waving
I'm waving to you, yeah.
I'm a scene kid, and I'm fucking dumb
My hair looks shitty, I'm dancing drunk (I really don't know, sorry)
I'm a happy emo, that only said
"If you call me a scene I'll cry!"
Saw my grandma masturbating that pussy last night
Oh shit, that bitch must be tight!
Pushed out 12 kids, motherfucker, now I wanna get my dick wet inside you
I'm pushing hard, OH MY GOD, she just passed out!!!
I THINK SHE WENT RETARD!!!!
It's okay, got my cum on your face.
HEY YOU FUCKIN' PUSSIES WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?!
YOU WANT TO SEE A MORON? LOOK IN THE FUCKIN' MIRROR!
YOU FUCKIN' LOSERS CLAIM I'M WORSE THAN THE KING OF HELL!
BUT YET YOU RETARDS STILL WATCH ME, SO GO FUCK YOURSELF!
BITCH!!!
Autotune's for losers like me
Yeah, baby I know that I'm worthless
I have no talents!
-No talents!
*autotuned* YEAH!!!!
I'm Game Of Thrones, and I don't give a fuck!
If you wanna keep your head, well, you're shit out of luck
We got the titties and the dicks all over your TV screen
written by a fat dick-obsessed fuck
Oh sorry, was that mean?
I'm Game Of Thrones, bitch!
Wanna change the channel, but we know you'll never switch!
Hey there, kids! I'm Kermit the Frog!
Is your mother home, or are you all alone?
Damn, my dick's so hard
Yeah, when she get back
I'll bang her in the dark, and slap her with my sack
IMA MUTHA FUCKIN' GANGSTA
BUST A LOAD ON HER FWACE
Stupid fucking fan-girls
Think they really love you?
Those muthafuckers are using you for money and fame
Bitch they never will fuck you
And your stupid little pussy
So, give it up bitch
This is the real world
STUPID FUCKING FAN-GIRLS!!!
I wanna kill your family!
And eat them
ONE
BY
ONE!!!!! :D
I'll tie you up and force you to watch me
As I shit them out my buns!!! :)))))
Fame, fortune it's so fake and temporary
Call it scary
Fuck you, incest (I don't even know),fuck me too
Life is wasted on all of you
I'm in love with reindeer(?) (kms)
God above, you're meaningless and so am I
life is special till you die
Everything is rented, nothing is owned
One day, you'll be barely bones
BITCH!
Hey guys, I'm Dahvie Vanity!!!!
Remember to always believe in yourself, no matter how much criticism you get
Remember after the show, I'm accepting blowjobs from everybody under 15!
Alright 12 year olds listening, let's get to my awesome music!
*Pedophile Alert*
PUSSY COCK!! PUSSY COCK!!! PUSSY COCK!! PUSSY COCK!!! PUSSY COCK!! PUSSY COCK!!!
I LOVE
PUSSY COCK!!! PUSSY COCK!! PUSSY COCK!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Jennifer Lawrence
I saw your pussy and your boobs on my computer screen last night
I gotta say you're kinda average
So there's nothing to worry about! :)
I've seen those titties a billion times before
And that pussy was like, whatever
Kids, gather 'round, gotta story to tell ya
'bout a smelly fella who raped me
When I was only five
He climbed down the chimney, was wearing all red
He said, "HO HO"
And then he made me BLOW BLOW
-his penis everyday, in every single way
He kept coming back, coming back, coming back
On my face
It didn't feel good!
His hard pecker
-his hard fucking wood
It was in my ass! D;(
I hope you die of a brain aneurysm!
Awake or asleep, I don't give a shit!!
Maybe on a esca-fucking-lator!
Your body falls
I say, see you later!
Your life was wasted and nobody loved you
So fuck you later, douche!
You're a fucking twit!
And I'm gonna kill your family
Rape your dad in front of you, and fuck your dog too!!
Eat your dog's ass out
YOU
WILL
HATE
IT!!!!!
Put your pussy in my dick!
I want your big fat pussy in my dick
Put your pussy in my dick!
Your 12 inch pussy is so hot
Put your pussy in my dick!
Your big fat pussy
I'm so horny, mother fucking horny
Hey girl, nice bubble-butt
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lemme get you pregnant
No child-support
WHAT?!
I don't know that bitch!
SHE'S A SLUT!!!
My name's Tom Anderson
I made myspace
Now I spend my days making fun of people who are less fortunate than me
Sarah Palin,
Is a stupid fucking bitch
-Yeah, stupid fucking bitch!
Hey, stupid bitch viewer! :)
I don't give a fuck if you're mad at me
Or society!!
FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLICK DISLIKE AND UNSUBSRIBE!
GOOD
BYE!