Barbie - No More Bad Jokes!
Hello family!
Hi Daddy!
Hi Ken
How was work?
A bit boring
It's very quiet in there with everyone away for the holidays
Why didn't we go away for the holidays?
Oooh!
I almost forgot
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Which bicycle?
No, it's a joke Tommy
Oh...
Hmmm...
Because...
I don't know
Why?
It was two tired!
Get it?
Oh...
Ha, ha
Very funny Ken
I don't get it
A bicycle has two tyres
Yeah, and...
And it was too tired so it couldn't stand up
Oh...
I get it!
Ha, ha, ha!
That's a good one Daddy!
Thanks Tommy!
It wasn't that good...
I'm going to get changed
I've got it!
You've got what?
I know what I'm going to do for a job
Is this another joke?
Joke?
No
I'm going to be a hairdresser!
Good for you, Stacie!
I know!
Now, I just need to practice on someone
Anyone want to volunteer?
Where did they go?
Oooh!
I'll ring Max
That was close
I'm going to be a singer when I grow up
He, he, he!
I hope you're singing gets better
Hey!
I'm going to be a karate instructor
What about you, Tommy?
Easy!
I'm going to play drums!
Like in a band?
Yeah
(Drums)
Mummy!
Daddy!
I'm getting better at this!
Yes you are Tommy!
You’re doing great!
Oh dear!
You sure there isn't anything else you'd like to do?
Well...
I don't know...
I could be a soccer player...
Or I could...
Hey!
I know!
I can tell jokes like those people on the TV
You mean a comedian?
Yeah!
That!
Alright, tell us a joke
Ummm...
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
We already know that one
Tell us another one
I don't know any other jokes yet, but I will
Mummy, I'm ready
Ready for what?
To practice being a comedian
Oh!
Great!
Everyone!
Come down here please!
The show's about to start!
Where did you get your jokes from?
I made them up and they're really funny
Oooh!
I can't wait!
What's up?
I'm putting on a show
Tommy is practicing to be a comedian
Fantastic!
I love jokes!
Me too!
Can we make this quick?
I've got to practice my karate
Sorry! I was just doing Max's hair
Well?
Do you like it?
Well...
Ummm...
You sure you want to be a hairdresser?
Huh?
Welcome everyone to my first comedy routine!
And don't worry...
I'll remember you all when I'm a famous comedian
Ha, ha
Let's go Tommy
Ok, ok...
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Ummm...
Hmmm!
I don't know
Nobody knows!
Do you get it?
Yes, but...
You didn't like it?
Well...
Oh!
I get it now
Ha, ha, ha!
That is so funny!
Huh?
Someone with no body and no nose
Nobody knows!
Get it?
Ha, ha, ha!
Owww!
Ha, ha, ha!
That is funny!
Ha, ha, ha!
Silly us!
Now we get it!
He, he, he!
I like that one too!
Hey guys!
What do bees do if they need a ride?
They hop in a taxi?
No!
They wait at the buzz stop!
Ha, ha, ha!
The buzz stop!
That's funny!
Oooh!
And what do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Ummm...
Roberto!
Ha, ha, ha!
And guys!
Why did the math book look so sad?
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha!
That's a good one!
But I haven't told you yet
Oh!
Well...
I just know it's going to be funny
Why did the math book look so sad, Tommy?
Because of all of its problems!
Ha, ha, ha!
I told you it was going to be funny!
I like that one!
Wow!
I really am funny!
Any more jokes, Tommy?
Yes, lot's more
Give me one minute
Ha, ha, ha...
Please make it stop
I know
My head hurts
Those jokes were terrible!
Shhh!
He might hear you
We have to tell him they're bad
No!
We'll hurt his feelings
Well I don't want to hear any more
Me either
I'm back and I've got lots more jokes to tell!
Guys?
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
Ha, ha, ha!
Oooh!
Why did the lady decide to sell her vacuum cleaner?
Because...
Because it was just gathering dust!
Ha, ha, ha!
I like that one
And...
I think it's time for breakfast now, Tommy
One more!
Morning everyone
Girls!
I've got a joke for you!
Arrrgh!
But I didn’t tell you my joke!
I hope Tommy changes his mind about being a comedian
I know!
I don't think I can pretend to laugh any more
(Doorbell!)
Package for a Stacie Roberts?
I can take that!
Here you go!
Oooh!
Mister!
What do you give to a sick lemon?
Hmmm...
I don't know
Lemon aid!
I said, lemon aid
Get it?
Anyhoo, have a good day
He didn't laugh...
Why do fish live in salt water?
Are you telling me a joke?
Yes
Why do fish live in salt water?
I don't know
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Ha, ha!
Get it?
Mummy!
Someone is telling me bad jokes
Bad jokes?
I thought that was funny...
(Baby noise)
What a good boy!
Hello Auntie Raquelle
Hi Tommy!
I'm going to be a comedian when I grow up!
Really?
Yes!
Do you want to hear a joke?
Sure!
Ok
What does a house wear?
What does a house wear...?
Hmmm...
I give up
Address!
Huh?
Address!
A dress
Get it?
Ha, ha, ha!
That's you're best one yet, Tommy
Ha, ha, ha!
That's got me in tears
Really?
But why isn't Auntie Raquelle laughing?
Maybe she didn't understand
Oh I understand
Wait a minute!
You guys are the only ones who laugh at my jokes
Well...
The delivery guy didn't laugh
The little girl at the park didn’t laugh
and now Auntie Raquelle
What's going on?
It's just that...
You're jokes aren't funny, Tommy
They're not?
No
They’re bad, Tommy
Really, really bad!
We only laughed at your jokes because we wanted to encourage you
Well I didn't really want to be a comedian anyway
You didn't?
No
I want to play drums!
(Drums)
No...!