In the midst of the Clone Wars, one distant republic planet quickly came into the crosshairs
of the separatist droid army because of it’s very strategicially important location in the Galaxy.
Because of this, Master Yoda was forced to personally deliver a package to the citizens
of the planet which would keep them safe from vicious battle droids which were about to come…
But the citizens just laughed at the tiny Green Jedi,
making fun of him and shouting at him as he bravely delivered the vital package.
So, I’m going to breakdown the time that Master Yoda saved an
Ungrateful town on a distant planet, from the onslaught of the Separatist droid army.
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The story begins on a distant, unknown world for Master Yoda,
where is is surrounded by mysterious, strange creatures and plants of all kinds.
The Green Jedi Grandmaster is using all of his physical strength and some of his force ability
to carry a package to a nearby town, holding it only by a single rope, directly on his shoulders.
This package isn’t just a standard supply delivery of food drop for the citizens however,
instead, it is an absolutely huge metallic container,
with a mysterious, but crucial object to the town’s survival inside.
As he gracefully strolls past the town guard, with a stern look on his face, Master Yoda is quickly
greeted with a circus of laughter and pointing from the citizens in the town centre. The adults,
the children and even the shopkeepers burst into a fit of laughter at the outsider,
but some of the kids are frightened by the little Green Man, carrying the huge metallic box.
As he continues his daunting journey along the worn out brick streets of the cozy town,
more and more of the blue-skinned towns-folk leave their oddly shaped
homes to witness the Jedi Master. Not a lot happens in this town,
so such an occasion is a massive event, sure to draw many people out to watch.
The citizens of the town begin to ask, “who is he?”,
Before one of the older blue men chimes in, saying “He shore is funny lookin’”. Other members of the
town then make their own disparaging comments, commenting on Master Yoda’s tiny height,
before the village tough guy firmly asks the Jedi Grandmaster what he’s doing around these parts.
Master Yoda of course refuses to speak to the town’s people,
so that he can remain sharply focussed on the task and hand and channel all
of his concentration into the force, helping him to hold the gigantic object.
The tough man again tries to confront Yoda,
bullishly asking why he doesn’t want to talk, but his resolve remains strong and steady.
As master Yoda lowers the box to the ground with a lound clunk,
he is again confronted by the townspeople, this time asking “What’s in the box, Little guy?”.
The Jedi Master’s patience is beginning to wear extremely thin, but he completely clears his mind,
focusing only on the task at hand, before moving quickly towards a local cantina
in order to take a quick break and get a modest drink from the town’s bartender.
As Yoda takes a seat at the bar, he points over to an exotic drink which a specialist
on this remote world, and continues to not say a single word to either bartender
or anyone else around him. The bartender, being one of the only nice people in the town
calmly tells the frustrated Master Yoda not to pay attention to the hecklers
and other residents of the city, as the Green Jedi begins to pour his drink into a tiny glass.
The bartender then goes on to explain to Yoda that “Folk’s ‘round here just don’t take too kindly to
strangers… Especially since the separatists have come along and started taking over everything.
Yoda is sympathetic to this and in his heart, he wants to speak up,
but knowns he must remain his laser focus, and only worry about his delivery mission.
The bartender then goes on to inform Master yoda how all of the luscious green farms around the
outskirts of the town are slowly, but surely being stolen by the separatists, and the droid armies
are enslaving the farmer who used to work there, to instead produce goods for the Confederacy.
Master Yoda still refuses to open his mouth, but the bartender goes on to ask if he is one of those
Jedi that he had heard so many heroic and crazy stories about.
Yoda is still steadfast in his silence, but the bartender can take a hint,
and instead of asking anything further, he simply continues on with a story.
The white bearded bartender goes on to say that he hasn’t seen a Jedi since he was still a young boy.
As the bartender finally asks the question that everyone in the town wants to know
“What brings you here anyway, stranger”, he is quickly interrupted by a young blue man,
who bursts through the door of the bar, shouting for help. He reports that a full scale separatist
invasion is on it’s way, and that they’re coming to steal all of their land this time.
A frustrated look remains on Master Yoda’s face, but he knows what must be done.
The silent Jedi slowly moves out of the bar, as the separatist leader rolls up to
the edge of the town in his might battle tank, flanked by hordes of B-1, B-2 and many other
varieties of Battle Droids, ready to rush the small settlement with his iron fist.
The villagers are absolutely horrified by this sight, but
the Separatist leader begins making a chilling and terrifying speech.
He declares to the citizens of the town that the Separatists have arrived to confiscate their land,
and that any sort of resistance or rebellion will result in summary execution.
The terrified villagers rush back into their homes and off the streets, but the tiny Green
Master Yoda Emerges with a stern look on his face, confronting the separatist leader.
As the seppie sees Yoda walking towards him, he bursts into tears of laughter
saying “A Jedi? One measly Jedi?! What do you think you can do against an army?”.
Although he tries not to show it, a small grin washes over the Grand Master’s face,
as he pushes a tiny red button, the huge box that he carried into the village.
As the metallic panels slowly fall away from the contents of the box, and fold out into a nice,
neat platform, we finally discover that inside is a massive automatic chain-blaster.
Moments later, the Grandmaster leaps through air, and mounts the massive chain blaster,
much to the absolute shock and horror of the Separatist leader.
The Seppie now realizes that this little Green Jedi is not as weak or feeble as
he looks ,quickly ordering his droid forces to kill the Jedi immediately.
The battle droids unleash a huge flurry of bladder bolts at Master Yoda,
but he is completely unphased by this, returning a similar storm of fire right back at them.
The citizens of the planet nervously watch on as Yoda’s massive blaster rattles off fire,
destroying a shocking amount of droids in a very swift manner.
Yoda is so close to saying his first words of the entire mission, but he holds back and remains
focussed on his task. As this is happening, the separatist leader falls into a deep panic,
realizing he has severely underestimated the Grand Master of the Jedi Order himself,
and can only sit in silence as all of his forces are destroyed beside him.
Master Yoda then leaps off of his turret, rushing through the air,
igniting his emerald green lightsaber blade, before he slashes at the separatist leader
with a surprising amount of force.
The seppie is extremely confused that he is not dead,
or at least injured, looking down, only to notice that his ship has been cut in half.
Because of this, the coward separatist leader rushes away from the battle, over the scrap
metal of his droid forces, with master Yoda angrily watching on, and putting away his blade.
By this point, the entire town has gathered in the streets,
on their balconies and looking through their windows, completely stunned at how
easily the small Jedi was able to deal with the separatist invaders.
Without even a single glance back at the town he just single handedly saved,
he immediately packs up his weapon, and places the huge load back on top of his shoulders,
continuing the strenuous journey all the way back to his ship, a long, long walk away.
And to end the story, the villagers thank Master Yoda for his brave sacrifice
and the fact that he literally saved their lives with his bare hands.
One of the residents of the town even begins to sprint after the Jedi Master in joy, but
Master Yoda will not speak a single word until he boards his ship and has arrived back on Coruscant.
So that is the story of how master Yoda saved an ungrateful town with single
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