THE ALWAYS ADORABLE, BEN SCHWARTZ IS HERE!
I LOVE THIS.
WHY ARE WE ALL DRESSED UP?
I LOVE WHAT'S HAPPENING.
>> ARE YOU SITTING THERE, JAMES HILARIOUS, I WAS JUST TOLD THIS
IS MY 10th APPEARANCE ON THE SHOW AND I AM OVER THE MOON.
THE BIG ONE-ZERO FOR ME.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR WHAT SURPRISES YOU ARE.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> James: HOW DOES IT FEEL YOUR 10th APPEARANCE?
>> I FEEL LIKE IT'S HOME, IT'S CHEERS, YOU GOT A BEER FOR ME,
YOUR NORMAL SEAT.
I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT SURPRISES YOU AND REGGIE HAVE
DONE, WHAT KIND OF GIFTS, DO I GET A JACKET WITH A 10 ON IT OR
SOMETHING?
>> James: ALL OF THAT.
ALL OF THAT.
>> JAMES A LOT OF MEMORIES.
LOT OF MEMORIES.
>> James: I TELL YOU WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE COUCH WITH SOME
PRETTY INCREDIBLE GUESTS.
HERE YOU ARE WITH JESSICA ALBA.
THAT WAS FUN.
WE CALLED YOUR OFFICES OF THE HONEST GROUP.
HERE YOU ARE -- >> JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES, DO
YOU REMEMBER WHEN JEFF CALVIN AND I WROTE THE SHOW?
>> James: YES.
>> WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT?
>> James: THIS IS YOU CHRIS O'DOWD AND --
>> AND LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THAT JUST A COUPLE OF YEARS LATER I
WOULD BE ON MY 10th EPISODE ON THE "LATE LATE SHOW."
>>> James: THIS IS YOU AND JULIA ROBERTS.
>> WE WERE ALL LAUGHING AT THAT BIG FART YOU HAD ON-AIR!
>> James: OKAY.
HERE WITH REALLY GLAMOROUS WOMEN, CHRIS JENER, THERE ARE
VERY FEW GUESTS THAT WE HAVE ON THE SHOW WHO WE FEEL LIKE WE
COMPARE THEM WITH ANYBODY AND THEY WILL ALWAYS BE A GREAT
GUEST.
THAT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN HERE TEN TIMES.
I MEAN THAT, YOU'RE A TERRIFIC PARENT WITH ANYBODY.
YOU REALLY ARE.
>> NAME ONE THING I'VE EVER DONE ON THAT SHOW.
>> James: WE'VE DONE ALL THOSE GREAT CHATS.
>> THERE'S SO MANY GOOD MOMENTS, JUST NAME ONE OF THEM.
>> James: LOTS OF GOOD THING.
SO MANY GOOD MOMENTS.
>> HIT ME WITH ONE.
GIVE ME A CUP OF COFFEE A LITTLE SIP, REMEMBER THAT TIME IT WAS
ME JESSICA JESSICA AL BBA AND NA ANYTHING.
>> James: THAT'S WHAT ITS WAS ABOUT.
IT WAS A GREAT TIME!
>> DO YOU REALLY NOT REMEMBER -- I'M SO SORRY, I WASN'T PREPARED
FOR THIS.
DO YOU NOT -- DO YOU NOT REMEMBER ONE MOMENT OF ME BEING
ON THE SNOW WITH YOU?
>> James: I DO, I REMEMBER LOADS.
>> JUST NAME IT THE GOOD, I FEEL SO STUPID.
NAME THAT ONE JAMES ME JULIA ROBERTS DOING ANYTHING, ANYTHING
TEN TIMES.
>> James: YOU HAD THAT STORY ABOUT A PAIR OF SHOES?
>> THAT WAS DENZEL WASHINGTON MAN, TALKING ABOUT A PAIR OF
SHOES.
>> James: BUT I ALWAYS PLIX YOU TWO UP.
>> -- MIX YOU TWO UP.
>> DON'T BELIEVE IT!
THIS IS INSANE!
TEN TIMES!
TEN TIMES, MAN, THAT'S A LOT OF MY LIFE I CAN'T GET BACK.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FRIEND OF MINE.
>> James: I THOUGHT THAT TOO.
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
>> I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU.
OKAY?
THIS IS EASY.
I ANSWERED A TON OF REGGIE'S QUESTIONS, I ANSWER THEM
BASICALLY THE SAME WAY EVERY TIME.
NAME THE WAY THAT I ANSWER THEM, THAT'S EASY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
REMEMBER WHAT I SAY BUT HOW DO I ANSWER THEM?
IS IT SHORT SENTENCES OR WHAT DO I DO USUALLY?
>> James: REPLICA.
>> IT'S -- WAIT.
TEN TIMES, STUPID.
HELLO?
>> James: HI BEN.
>> THIS IS SO -- WHAT QUESTIONS DO YOU HAVE?
WHAT QUESTIONS DO YOU HAVE?
GO, ASK ME A STUPID QUESTION.
THIS IS INSANE TEN TIMES JAMES THAT MEANS TEN TIMES WE'VE HUNG
OUT.
WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR EVERY EPISODE I'VE BEEN ON.
>> James: IT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR I KNOW IT IS --
>> JAMES, EVERY ANIMATED COLOR I'VE --
>> James: BLUE.
>> MY MAN, MY ABSOLUTE MAN!
>> James: I KNEW IT, SEE?
NOBODY COULD GET SOMETHING LIKE THAT WRONG.
BECAUSE WE HANG OUTS.
WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR.
>> PURPLE BABY!
>> James: IDIOT, HE'S AN IDIOT.
TEN TIMES YOU'VE BEEN HERE!
TEN TIMES!
NOTHING, IT'S ALL ON ME.
YOU'RE THE HOST.
WHEN'S MY TURN?
WHEN DO I GET TO BE ... THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
>> I DON'T ASK YOU ANY QUESTIONS.
>> James: ZERO.
>> YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU RIGHT NOW?
I ASK YOU ONE NOW, IS THAT OKAY?
MAY I?
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR JAMES.
>> James: IDIOT.
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS.
IT IS SAME AS YOURS, IT'S BLUE, SEE?
BLUE BABY!
>> THERE YOU GO!
HEY -- >> James: YOU KNOW WHAT I'D
LOVE TO DO NOW?
>> >> GO TO A COMMERCIAL PROBABLY
BECAUSE THIS TOOK WAY TOO LONG FOR A FIRST SEGMENT?
>> James: NO, I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT FLORA AND ULYSSES.
>> WHAT A GREAT THING TO DO, TALK ABOUT A CHILDREN'S BOOK.
>> James: TELL US.
>> IT STARS THIS WONDERFUL GIRL MATILDA LAWLER, AN INCREDIBLE
ACTRESS, SHE'S ALREADY BEEN IN A TONY-WINNING PLAY AND I HAVE NOT
BEEN ON BROADWAY.
SHE PLAYS THIS LITTLE GIRL WHO FINDS THIS SQUIRREL, I LOOK
SUPER-DAD LIKE.
IT IS A STORY OF I DON'T KNOW, HIGH JINKS, SQUIRREL SUPER-POWER
AND A FAMILY LOVING EACH OTHER.