You guys came on Karaoke Kickoff because of your love of singing.
When was the last time you did that down here?
I singed Happy Birthday to Hasty today, and it felt great.
But then I went back to work.
Yeah, after you fed him some of that stupid coconut cake.
Be better, people!
Your voices deserve to be heard.
There's a live episode of Karaoke Kickoff happening right now,
so let's go up there and sing!
But Rowan says we have to keep building machines to get back on TV.
He says that, but has anyone actually gotten back on the show?
What about Parker? Parker got back on.
No, I'm still here.
I guess no one's gotten back on.
See? Rowan's tricking you into thinking you'll get back on the show,
but, you never will.
Meanwhile, he's getting rich from selling these machines.
It's time to stop listening to him and start listening to your vocal chords.
Yeah!
Let's take over the show!
- Yeah! - All right!
Follow me! To freedom!
Should we tell him we can get to the studio through this door? Or...
There's no time.
Please welcome our next contestant, Penelope Peterson!
What are you going to sing for us, Penelope?
I'll be singing "High Over the Rainbow".
OK, get up on that stage. This is your time to shine.
No, it isn't!
Yah!
What are you two doing here?
We're about to set the record straight.
First of all, we would like to apologize to that little girl we just pushed.
But this is very important, so I'm sure she'll understand.
The karaoke machines that Rowan Van Doran sells are garbage.
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey!
They're assembled by past contestants
because Rowan promised them a chance to get back on the show.
But they never do.
These kids are obviously liars, like all kids!
Give me another contestant!
You want a contestant?
We've got plenty.
I made it! Everyone, follow me!
Oh, you're all here.
Hey! Everyone off my stage!
Get back to work!
Get him!
No! No touching! No, no!
Let me go! No touching! No touching!
OK, look...!
Is this about getting a refund for your karaoke machine?
'Cause I'm sure we can come to an agreement.
My friend and I have already come to an agreement on this.
You get the foot!
[cheering]
Have a piece of coconut cake, on me!
Hey, well, the show is still live and singing on that stage is your dream.
Go get famous.
It's not about fame anymore, it's about having fun.
Unless I get famous, then forget I said that.
Now, come sing with me.
I know the perfect song.
♪ If you're having a bad day ♪
♪ Turn it upside down Look at it from a new way ♪
♪ And it's not always easy ♪
♪ You've got to get your mind right ♪
♪ Because you're one in a billion ♪
♪ There's just one you That's a fact, not opinion ♪
♪ Go shine 'cause you're brilliant And I can see your future's bright ♪
♪ No one else is just like you ♪
♪ So be yourself! ♪
♪ Yeah, it's all about our individuality ♪
♪ That's the beauty of the differences Between you and me ♪
♪ Yeah, it's all about It's all about our attitude ♪
♪ 'Cause only I can be me And only you can be you ♪
♪ 'Cause only you can be you ♪
♪ Only you can be you ♪
[cheering]
This is ours now!