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- You see, gentlemen, I'm gonna be president
of the United States.
Now I don't say that impress you
or to seem terribly precocious.
I'm merely stating a fact.
I will be president someday because I will stop at nothing.
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And as student body president,
I will ensure that every student
at this school has an equal opportunity to succeed.
If you choose to honor me by electing me,
I will fight for each and every one of you
so long as there is strength in me to fight.
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I'm not a good person, all right?
I try to do good things right, but I'm not a good person!
That's my flaw.
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- We need to break up.
- You said you wouldn't judge me!
- Not really break up, we need to pretend to break up
in order for you to win the election.
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- You're gonna change the world, Payton.
- How do you know?
- Because I see you.
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- My loyalty is with you, Payton.
This is a plane.
We're all headed to the same place.
You're the pilot, James and I are your navigators.
- Neither one of us knows how to fly like you can.
We need you to get us to the White House,
but we wouldn't be doing our job
if we weren't being honest with you.
If we don't tell it like it is, we'll all crash.
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- Not to toot our own horns, - Toot!
But we've won karaoke night
at the Wapakoneta Summer Cheer Camp
every year since we were three.
It's in our blood.
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- Screw you very much, Payton.
Hell of a campaign.
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- We should have him assassinated.
Too dark?
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- I think that everyday is a gift.
And every time that I wake up, even if I have
to get a platelet transfusion from Dr. Singal,
I think to myself,
a lot of kids around the world
don't have the same medical care that I do,
so if that's what I have to go through,
that's God's plan.
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- I might have some
psychological problems, you know?
And I think
I probably need to get some help.
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- Wow, just wow.
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(boys slapping hands) - Boys, boys!
Boys, you stop that right now!
This negative energy is not good for your father' healing.
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Your generation got the terrible idea
that it was best to vomit every thought
and feeling all over each other.
It's a pandemic of overcommunication
that's led to an absence of intimacy.
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- The only shame I feel is when I look at you.
You're a quitter and a loser
and the greatest disappointment of my life.
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- I'm not happy.
I don't wanna hate my life anymore.
- Not happy is not a reason to put us through all of this.
Not happy is what antidepressants are for.
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- Should we be worried?
- Worried? (laughs)
No.
This is gonna be fun. (laughs)
We're gonna eat him alive.
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- I am tough,
but I'm no cookie.
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- Do not screw with my dream, all right?
I'm on a singular path, 'kay?
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♪ Dream on but don't imagine it will all come true ♪
♪ When will you realize Vienna waits for you ♪
♪ All things go, all things go ♪
♪ We had our mindset ♪
♪ All things go, all things go ♪
♪ You have to find it ♪
♪ All things go ♪
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- Oh ho ho, well hot damn!
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- You live over on Hermosa Road, right?
What many would consider the other side of the tracks?
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- I'm turning over every one of these firearms
to the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Department
who will deliver them this afternoon
to the Dowell Aluminum and Foundry in Carpinteria
to melted down into steel rebar
that sophomore Dallas Weintraub
will then sculpt into an abstract art piece
about America's gun violence epidemic,
which will premier this June
at Santa Barbara's ForReal Gallery
as part of this year's Downtown Arts Walk.
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They took those morons!
- Well, your father and I bought their way in.
We were very clear.
You said you wanted to do this properly.
- No, no, I can't get in that way, people know it.
It stays with you.
It's handing your opponent in a negative ad on a platter!
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