(door rattles)
- Hey, Leonard?
- Oh, hi, Penny.
- Hey, just wanted to make sure you're okay.
- I'm fine.
(door thuds)
- I am so sorry about what happened.
- But it's not your fault.
- (sighs) Yes, it is.
That's why I broke up with him.
He always does stuff like that.
- So why was he at your party?
- (sighs) Well, I ran into him last week
and he was just all apologetic about how he's changed
and he was just going on and on and I believed him
and I'm an idiot because I always believe guys like that.
And I can't go back to my party because he's there.
And I know you don't want to hear this
and I'm upset and I'm drunk and I just wanted (crying).
(Penny sobbing)
(audience laughing)
(Penny sniffling)
(audience laughs)
- There, there.
(audience laughing)
- God, what is wrong with me?
- Nothing, you're perfect.
- (scoffs) I'm not perfect.
- Yes, you are.
- You really think so, don't you?
- Penny?
- Yeah.
- How much have you had to drink tonight?
(audience laughing)
- Just a lot.
(audience laughs)
- Are you sure that your being drunk
and your being angry with Kurt
doesn't have something to do with what's going on here?
- It might. (sighs)
Boy, you're really smart.
- Yeah, I'm a fricking genius.
(audience laughing)
- Leonard, you are so great.
Why can't all guys be like you?
- Because if all guys were like me,
the human race couldn't survive.
(audience laughing)
- I should probably go.
- Probably.
(Penny sighs)
(door rattles)
- Thank you.
(Penny's lips smacking)
(audience laughing)
- That's right, you saw what you saw.
(audience laughing)
That's how we roll in the Shire.
(audience laughing)
(door thuds)
(audience applauds)
- [Audience Member] Whoo!