Please welcome, my friend, Tig Notaro.
Hi Ellen.
What?
Why are you on green screen?
Well, I was green screened into that movie.
I don't know if you know that, and so now it's
just kind of my thing.
You know what, I didn't know that.
But they did a good job because you really can't tell.
So you were by yourself on all-- how
did they put you in when they're walking scenes in Vegas?
When y'all are walking together?
Ellen, I have no clue how it works technically, but yeah.
I had to replace an actor who was removed from the movie,
and they green screened me.
There I am being green screened into the film.
And yeah.
It was really, really technical, but yeah now it's--
now I like to be green screened whenever I go anywhere.
OK.
Because, who knows, maybe you'll want to put yourself
on another show talking to me.
Exactly.
Who knows, Ellen?
Who knows.
Yeah it's hard to believe you and your wife Stephanie
have the five-year-old twins.
Billy and Bobby?
What are their names again?
It doesn't matter.
We're flexible.
It's Max and Finn.
That's right.
They'll actually be five next month.
They turn five in June.
And time has flown by?
Not really, no.
No?
No.
I know I'm supposed to say it has, but it feels like--
it feels like they've been here for five years.
Yeah.
Yeah, I love them but it definitely--
if somebody-- if you said they're turning seven
I'd believe it.
Yeah.
OK, so it's not really flying by.
No.
Hey, before we go to break I'm excited about a project
that I'm working on with you.
It's your project.
But tell everybody, it's so cool.
It's such a great idea.
Something that I'm producing with you, but tell everybody.
Yeah, it's a fully animated stand up special.
Over the years, different jokes and stories of mine
have been animated, and it's been really cool to see.
And so now from the very start of the special to the very end
will be full animation.
So, yeah it comes out this summer.
Yeah.
I'm very excited.
But it's your stand up, and it's anime.
I love it.
All right, when we come back, we're
going to talk about why you were trending on Twitter.
And how exciting that is, and we'll be back.
We're back with my sexy friend Tig Notaro.
So before we get to that, let's talk about your new movie
Army of the Dead.
I found it very enjoyable.
Tell everybody, it's a zombie movie,
but I think it's very funny as well.
But tell everybody about it.
It's a zombie heist film.
And I play the I guess sarcastic, getaway helicopter
pilot.
There I am on the poster.
There's actually cut out figures of the cast
all around Hollywood, I think.
I haven't been home because I'm in Toronto.
Yeah, there it is.
It's two stories high.
That's me.
Yeah, or Tom Cruise.
Yes.
Yeah for years, people have told me that I--
when different movies came out that Tom Cruise, or Mark
Wahlberg was in, they'd be like oh
I thought that was you starring in a movie, when
they saw the billboard.
And so there's been a lot of jokes over the years,
and then now I'm actually on an action movie billboard.
So it's the power of suggestion.
Yes.
Yes it is.
OK, tell everybody why you were trending on Twitter.
Well, yeah.
My phone started buzzing, and so somebody sent me
a screen grab of my name trending on Twitter
for being hashtag badass, and it doesn't say it right there
but for also being sexy af.
And I didn't know what that meant, and I
said yeah apparently people are saying I'm
trending for being sexy as a f.
And I guess the saying is sexy af.
Right.
I think there's a picture of me reading about being sexy a f.
Yeah.
Stephanie took that picture of me.
I guess I'm sexy.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And you didn't know what af meant
so you called it sexy as a f.
And then Stephanie has since started
calling me sexy as af [BLEEP] Also, Ellen, this is unrelated
but I have to comment on this.
You and I dress alike all the time,
and once again, we did not plan this
with a white collar and the dark blue.
And I'm even wearing green pants.
Wait, no.
Oh my God.
Of course we're in the same color scheme.
We can't help it.
Yes, it's ridiculous.
Because somehow we're related.
Somehow, and it's through clothing.
Yeah, well yes.
All right, well I hope to see when
you get back in California.
Yeah I, would love that.
Maybe we could plan our outfits.
Yes.
Would be different.
I'll tell you what I'm going to wear
but then I'll wear something different,
and still see if it still works.
We should wear matching dresses.
That would be cute.
You know what?
We should for sure do that.
Yes.
Let's do it and take pictures.
All right.
You can see sexy as af, Tig in Army of the Dead on Netflix,
May 21st.
We'll be back.
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Oh [BLEEP] God [BLEEP]