wel... Welcome, welcome, welcome
look let mini Al say hello, guys
first of all I'm gonna say, you need haters in life, and if you don't have them
you better start trying to get some, because that means you're not
you're not coming up in the world, people
so if you have no one bringing you down
you better readjust your life strategy my friends
so
it's better to be relevant than irrelevant
my name is Alfred Montaner and you're watching the Chit Show, and
and uh, nobody gets hated on more than me
so
waaaaaait for, I got a candidate over here guys, not for president, not for major, but
waaaait for it
he gave me a warning, he was like
do me a favor please, um, just whatever you do, don't record over there on
on ramp number one
and I was like, oh I got you bro , don't worry about, I'll take care of you
make sure that everything is good, nice and kosher
Man- did you hear slowly?
I did a good job
I think he just wanted to be on camera
what a recklessness
all right guys, well, I have seen the show, and uh
it's
it's actually uh, actually epic, so
stick around if you want to see the Chit Show
and I don't know, amazingness, that's what we do. Let's do this
poom!
some of you guys are always asking
"what are those big giant rolls that are in the front?"
you know, rolled up
that is a floating mat, guys
it's a floating mat, and what happens is
people will use that mat
and when they use that mat, they pu t their stomach on it, and they just lean on it
so whether they're at the sandbar, or anywhere
that's like three or four feet, you can be
amongst a lot of people, and you guys can just be floating, talking crap
oh boy, we got some music coming
it's definitely warm out here guys, the water is warm
oh boy, what is this, what is this, gentlemen? What is this?
what is this?
is the camera slowly zooms in
we got shot killed, bro
we were doing so good, bro
we were doing so good, this wild-craft had to come in and he messed it up!
it screwed it up! You screwed it up!
I was doing so good bro, so good!
now I get shot ki... It's like the
Tree of Death and this guy working together, yeah
I think he's gonna be my hero, let me go ahead and
get my uh spell
you're f***ed, wild-craft!
I'll say guys, wild craft is gonna make a scene because, I just jinxed them
cause he killed my shot guys, if you kill my shot that's gonna happen
why is this guy coming in so hot?
what is going on here?
oh oh, he's telling him, move your sh*t
move your sh*t
I've been coming to this ramp for 30 years
when it was a dirt road
he docked it like a g, there you go
you sir, get the docking award of the day
and when you really look at it
I can understand why people watch my channel on mute, I really do
ah
it's, I talk a lot, I talk a lot of Chit, I really do
come on wild craft, come, stop trying avoid me, bro
it's not, you're done, you're done, I already did it
it's done, the spell has been cast
you guys notice how he's going further, and further. and further
to run from the camera
there's no running from this little camera, guys
that's why I always say: waaaaaaaaait for it!
oh boy, oh boy!
oh did you see, you see the anxiety? Watch, watch, watch
wait for it, wait for it, oh man, this is gonna be bad,
I already see it, guy, I already saw it in my head, damn
meanwhile
this guy is trying to
I guess, smoke out his neighbor
oh boy, oh boy, what is going on here?
oh no, oh no, he lost the back
oh God, what is this guys?
oh no
what kind of friend is this, bro?
oh no, that's all we need right now, is Fred the croc
to just show up right there while this guy's leaning over the bow
I do sense a little bit of panic, what about you guys?
let's go see the captain, let's see if we can get an expression on the captain
oh boy, oh man, I...
damn
these nuts suck!
tie it to the Bimini, I don't care!
damn, damn
oh boy
meanwhile
and I'm the boss and I never need to worry about anybody
old man over here, he just said
I'm out of here bro, you guys are taking forever. And he came up to the other one
and he's still gonna smile at them
now, this other guy in front of him is coming out
it's probably a barcero, and now you're gonna have beat down
over here at the ramp, and I called it
I called it, I called it
so here's what we're gonna do guys, we're watching the Chit Show over here
I'm gonna give you guys some odds
let's see, this gentleman looks like he's, probably mid 50s
I don't know from a distance, oh no he was actually leaving, the other guy's leaving, the other guy...
Man- hey! Alfred- he panked out
never mind, never mind, I take it all back, guys
you, sir...
you sir are there
you sir...
are the man today, you get the man card all day today, bro
damn
you know the people in Hialeah ain't gonna be happy, bro
watch the dislikes in the beginning of this video, guys
see how many we get, as fast as I get them
there's communication amongst these two
like two civil people
they're asking each other where they're going
what is going on here, guys? What is going on here?
can you guys decipher what's going on over here?
what, what?
what is this, gentleman?
what is going on over here at Black Point, bro?
I don't understand what's going on over here
look at this, look at this, everybody is making a scene
look at this guy, gonna ram this guy
the other guy's gonna ram the other guy. This kind of
this looks
this
this looks like
a xxx movie bro, what is this!?
all right, some
oh boy
Man- white boat!
oh boy!
yeah, he needs help, guys. There you go
good Samaritan, this is how it all starts, guys, you wanna help somebody?
then they end up in the mangroves and all of a sudden
the FWC comes over here and says: you ruined
the mangroves here at Black Point
and now, the deep impact
damn
this is not supposed to happen, bro
dammit
oh! And you
you hear that?
oh boy
oh man
you did this to yourself bro, you were doing so good, bro, you were
doing, you avoided one, two...
three things, and then all of a sudden
bam!
the good Samaritan had to
had to ruin the Chit Show, guys, this is the Save Show, now
The Save Show
this is why we pay 150 dollars
Boat U.S. Damn it!
all right, guys
all right so, this is part two of the rescue
all right so, captain
captain Bubba over here with the Deep Impact says: hey, put it with the bow
but, there's pressure, there's pressure, guys
everybody knows they're being watched right now but, there's pressure, there's pressure, guys
everybody knows they're being watched right now
Man- watch the motor!
oh, oh, oh, there it goes, there it goes!
there it goes, watch the motors, this is, I'm telling you, this is how things
guys, this is how things end up bad
this is how you end up on the news
I got that baby
that's burning in the
nine story building, but I weigh 640 pounds, I'll get him
no, you're not gonna get him bro, that's why we firefighters
you're not gonna get him
oh God
this is like being on the news bro. And then, look at this
look at this, look at this
you're gonna tell me this data does not work out? Look at
look at that, that is straight up
amazingness
incredible. Oh great, now he just turns on the motor
oh boy, oh boy, oh no, oh no
I'm telling you guys, it's not worth it
it's not worth it
it is not worth it
ah!
but you know what? He'll go to heaven personally
come on, guys
all right, guys, well
that was brought to you by the Bubba
and if anybody ever talked about the Bubba, he's got
a get out of jail card
over here on the Chit Show, good job, that was very
very good, guys
amazing
that was brought to you by team Bubba over here
and I'll tell you, guys
the captain handled it well
Man- long live Chit Show!
Alfred- what's up, shark!
Man- what's up, I'm going serious
Alfred- no, no, easy, stop!
Man- are we good today or no?
Alfred- no, no, it's not going so good Man- are we good today or no?
Alfred- no, no, it's not going so good
Alfred- there's a bad energy over there, watch out!
I'm telling them, there's some bad energies over there. guys
they're like, are we good? I don't know bro the
the energy over there in the docks are not looking too good
Oh, the Chit Show
I'm telling you guys, this thing is uh
I always say, you know what I say , you know the line I'm gonna say, it's like
it's like a bad set of herpes right, it's the gift
that keeps on giving right, it's like oh Chit, you got what?
yeah, I wanted to tell you, but
what do you mean you wanted to tell me? We've been together eight months
-well you know, I just found out yesterday, -you didn't find out yesterday, you had
-a rash last month, and the month before that, and before I met you -well you know, I just found out yesterday, -you didn't find out yesterday, you had
-a rash last month, and the month before that, and before I met you
ah, God
this show is... OH! Look at this!
what is this!?
Man- well, I got a new wheel, bro! Alfred- what is this!?
Man- new wheel! Alfred- look at you!
hey!
it looks
it looks like that uh
look at that, hold on, let me zoom in on him
look at him
hey give your number, give your number, quick!
Man- 59674343
all right guys, captain Abel
hey, bro, I'm glad to see you, how...
so you just got this one right now?
Man- you never call me!
Alfred- new boat, I wanna go work with you one day!
we're gonna work together!
Man- now we can work
Alfred- we're gonna work, we gonna do something. I'm going to call you!
all right guys, local uh, stone crab
fisherman here, he just gave his number, because if you're in the area
oh boy, what is going on here?
Man- only three weeks!
Alfred- only three more, right?
Man- three more weeks! Alfred- that's it, three more weeks, guys
all right, um
these guys over here are docking the boat backwards because they have a custom trailer
that allows you to get the boat and
I don't know, I don't know what's going on here guys
Man- is the Chit Show going to be here?
Alfred- yes, I go at 100 mph!
Carrera!
look at him!
what's up! What are you doing, bro?
Man- I went out just to see if I was able to catch something
Alfred- did you catch something or not?
no?
Man- right now there's nothing
all right guys, that's Vladimir
from Carrera Powerboats, guys
if you haven't seen some of the work that they've done
in Carrera, in the factory Carrera
um
that's a very skilled
laminator that they have
at the factory over there at Carrera Powerboats, so
wow man, this is crazy bro, what kind of crazy day
all right, guys
Zeus
I don't know Zeus, Zeus I kind of
pictured it like somebody that, you know
just man handle the pole of faith or something but no
it's not, it doesn't seem like it's the case
this is a rare, rare scenario guys
oh, I want you guys to see this Grady White that's to my left
hold on, I don't want to lose this Zeus but
I want you guys to see this Grady White, this is nice!
oh man, you got to see this
I know, I know guys, relax, I want you guys to see what's going on over here
oh oh
this is, this is a nightmare today, guys
all right, well they got it, it looks like they got cause the currents
the current and the wind is going to take them back to the dock, somebody's at the dock already
pulling the boat, so
and you have this
nice boat, I wonder what this is. A Skater maybe, back here?
not the lady guys, I'm talking about, she's not a Skater, she's
she's on the boat that's called The Skater
all right, here's what I want to show you, guys
look how nice this is
this is the nice Grady White
hey, what model boat is that?
what model is that?
what, what model?
Man- it's a 61 boat slice explorer
Alfred- what year is that?
Man- 2020
Alfred- looks great bro, really nice boat!
I like it bro, a lot
it's a nice looking boat man, look at that
bad ass
all right well, comment below guys, if you have anything
any info on this boat
it's a bad-ass little boat, bro
for over here that's perfect, you don't need more than that
that's what we would consider a bay boat
so
doesn't have a deep v, but it's very stable
goes in shallow waters
shallower waters and, a deep v boat, right
so
it gives you a little bit of the best of both worlds, where it'll probably
you know, if you're gonna go out in open ocean, and it's really rough
you're not gonna want to go on a bay boat, at least not me
you know, you wanna be in a deep v or something like that
so there's differences, one day I'm gonna do a video
of
you know, what
each boat is
for, right? Because some of you guys are watching from middle of the
country and you only see certain types of boats
in the lakes and stuff that you guys are in, but
over here, why we see a lot of center consoles
is because of the waters that we, we use them in
just like in the pacific northwest, you'll see a lot of
pilot house boats, and
you'll see those because it gets cold
and they hide in their pilot house
over here it's never cold, so we don't want to use
or lose space
where we can fish on the boat, that's why we have center consoles
Man- I come out on that, you're going in the water
hey bro, I feel bad for you too, bro!
listen, I don't take pleasure in this
Man- well, you must!
Alfred- no, I don't, bro! It sucks, I know it sucks, I know you're pissed!
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