- [Lilly thinking] I have no clue who the
hell these people are.
- Thank you so much for coming in guys,
I know it's early, 8am start time.
- Ugh, I should have become an entrepreneur, open a
sandwich shop or something.
- Better turnout than last week.
- So how was your kids birthday?
- Huh, this meeting could have been an email.
- Why don't we just take a look at these numbers, hmm?
And you'll see that we are
- I don't care. I don't care.
- Ugh God, Kevin is so hot, I would totally violate HR to
get a piece of that.
- Way down this quarter. Way down.
- Don't yawn, don't yawn!
Dammit!
Okay, quick, scratch your nose to hide it.
Nice.
- Why don't we just put a pin in that?
- Let's put a pin in your face.
But you're probably used to that from all the botox.
- Kind of atrocious, don't you think?
- Why. Are. You. Still talking!?
- OK. Thanks. - I'll make a note of that.
- I'm so hungry.
I'm literally gonna die.
- Look at this pie chart.
- Mmmmm...pie.
- Let's circle up on that.
- Circle of pie.
- What's next on the agenda?
- Mmmm...agenda of pie.
Um, I should probably say something.
I think we should just take a step back
and really focus on the core of the issue.
- That sounds great.
- Fantastic.
- Nice work.
- Nailed it.
- Let's discuss duties.
- Hmph, duties.
- And individual processes.
- Hahaha, sissies.
Sounds great.
I say 'great' too often.
No, let me try a different word.
Sounds...swell.
Nothing?
Fine, F you guys.
Don't draw a Venn Diagram. Don't draw a Venn Diagram.
Goddammit, it's a Venn Diagram!
Haha, it looks like two boobs pressed together.
Ha, look at Mark, he loves it.
What a perv.
Nod, Nod, Nod.
Quick, underline something.
(woman typing)
What the F are you typing?
- Live events?
Since when do we do live events?
- I. Will. Kill. You. And. Your. Family.
I swear to God if someone says distribution one
more time, I will lose it!
- That way our distribution model can shift.
- Stop. Stop.
- Because right now our distribution model
doesn't account for a spike.
- Stop it. Stop it!
- Distribution.
- AGGGHH!
(fast paced, high intensity music)
I will distribute my foot into your tight butthole!
You entitled piece of crap!
- Lilly?
- Lilly? - Lilly!
- Lilly?
- Lilly, Lilly?
What do you think?
- Um, sounds swell?
- Great!
So it's agreed then?
We all start two hours earlier on Mondays?
- Good job moron.
- I'm going to key her car.
- "The office needs more diversity" they said.
- Swell.
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