good evening ladies and gentlemen it's
so great to be here this really serious
event I have never been invited to the
Oscars as you know they are racists
[Laughter]
but the BAFTAs have diverse members and
that's what we all want to see in life
isn't it diverse members
one day I hope to return here to win a
BAFTA myself I have already been
practicing my transgendered face
and now segue to to the award of Best
Supporting Actor sorry
Idris Elba you're making me a bit
nervous I'm just sociologically
programmed to want chocolate on
Valentine's Day
[Applause]
but a really attractive man have been
nominated
and I really look forward to
congratulating the winner although I'm
looking forward even more to consoling
the four losers
[Applause]