- She's about to mount him,
which is fine,
but there's a mariachi band all over them.
- And they're like looking like this.
They're like...
(jazzy funk music)
- It's literally a gallery of butts and boobs.
- [Voiceover] Do you watch porn?
- Occasionally.
- [Both] Yes.
- Wait, wait, no.
I sant to say...
- I feel like my mom is gonna kill me
when she sees this video.
(laughing)
- Exactly.
You'd better.
- Hey, let's watch this one,
"Mom and the maid (bleep)."
Of course.
- All you gotta say is maid.
Stereotypical from the start.
- It's been so long since I've seen a penis.
- I can't even follow the plot of this porn.
Oh, okay, now they get into the sex.
- To Spanish guitar?
- Oh my God.
- Ew, hold up.
Okay, we just skipped forward,
and this surfer dude is covering his pee-pee
on the bed
with what I think is his mom, and the maid.
- That's the racist part,
it's not the fact that she's a maid,
it's the face that now she's like, "Oh yes."
- "Oh, Jefe!"
- "Oh yes, like, I'll do that,
"I'll make you your tortillas,
"I'll get you your tacos."
Like, no one (bleep) talks like that, okay?
- There's a mariachi porn.
(laughing)
Here we go, I hear the trumpets.
I hear the trumpets, let's go!
All in with the mariachis.
- It's so fake, it's ridiculous.
- That dude portraying a Mexican
is wearing a fake-ass mustache.
- It's like this big.
- Like no one's had a mustache that big since Pancho Villa.
- Oh, they just like went right to it.
- And now they're having sex
in front of the mariachi.
- Hold up, that's not her husband.
That's one of the mariachi kids,
feeling up on her boobs.
- If this is actually possible,
this is going on my bucket list.
- [Voiceover] Outdoor Latina.
- Wow.
- It's also tagged "border patrol sex."
- What the (bleep)?
- Oh my God, like,
this is so ridiculous!
- We're fucking crossing the border
because we're running away from poverty,
and you're gonna be like, "Let's (bleep)."
- Oh, he's searching her,
but like rubbing on her body.
- She just asked if she can suck her way out of this one.
- If anything, this is rape.
- Women really do get raped by border patrol.
- They make it look desirable,
like this is something you should look forward to.
- This shit gets to me,
'cuz it's like my (bleep)ing family, you know?
Sorry,
I didn't mean to get that emotional.
- I was just expecting, straight up,
just like Latina chicks.
Having sex,
having a good old time.
But no.
- I feel really overwhelmed.
(chuckles) I just, I'm confused.
- I don't think any Latina or Latino would want to see this,
like, I don't think they think it's sexy.
- Latinas have a long way to go in media.
- We're women on a lot of levels.
Not just sex.
We're not just an object.
(contemplative music)