(upbeat electric guitar)
- Good evening, welcome to Set List.
Stand-Up Without a Net live at Nerdmelt!
Yes, the brilliant set lister, great comedian,
Carlos Alazraqui, put it perfectly when he said,
"You know, asking a comedian to improvise an entire
stand-up set in front of an audience is like
asking a magician to do actual, fucking, magic."
Folks, we have a very special guest who just dropped in.
This is a treat!
Will you welcome the never-before-seen at set list,
Mr. Robin Williams!
(clapping and cheering)
- This is so wonderful to have
a comedy club in the back of a comic book store.
It's like having a dance studio in the back
of a porn shop.
(laughing)
Work the dildos girls, work it!
And a blank TV screen.
Alright...
Excuse me...
Just the Kalashnikov...
And the... some... those... what are those called?
That's eh, armor piercing ammunition.
That would be good too.
Do you have anything else?
Uhmmm... what would you like?
Something that goes really well with tiny hands.
Do you have my little Uzi?
Well, do you know how to use it?
Fuck yeah!
Let me show you some fun stuff for you Timmy.
Come over here, this is kind of a fun one.
Ask your grandfather what this is.
Can you say Derringer?
This is a really fun thing and if anyone does
anything strange it makes a strange noise.
You put this right here and pull the trigger.
What's that called?
Priest Stopper.
(laughing)
Sieg hey...
Thank you for coming down in the bunker.
This is where I live now.
Oh, let me bring my friend out.
Kim!
Hi everybody, nice to have you here but
my friend, don't have the balls to say,
I'm going to launch and destroy America!
My friend does not have the balls to do what I do.
No, not at all.
Satisfied, I've been down here just living
my life making insidious plans but telling no one.
(laughing)
Okay, man!
So he's gone, right?
(laughing and clapping)
What do you mean the stone moved?
(screams)
Who's at the door?
He's here.
What's he want?
Nothing.
(laughing)
Hi, is this Susan?
Those pants are slimming on you.
(upbeat electric guitar)
(clapping and cheering)
Yeah!
Paul Provenza!
- Robin Williams!
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