We gotta stop these things before they destroy the city, that's right, let's kick some ass
LETS KICK SOME ASS
You got another one of your little science experiments running around out there. What do you mean that nother one?
Oh, you didn't know about the 30-foot wolf. Oh
JORGE, SIR YOUR OVERSIZE MONKEY I ALL OVER
Sir your oversized monkey is old news
Weirdos on the Internet calling him Ralph who do you work for?
Well, sir I work for the American people oh man CIA
I'm OGI
Heard that sh*t before, other government agency. Huh, it's clever. Yes, sir. It is clever
Is it when cyan sh*t the bed? I'm the guy they called change the sheets. It's okay George
George
Okay, oh very funny. It's very funny
We're all very impressed. Yes. Yes you and I laughing at your joke okay? New guy he no laugh.
He cry yeah, yeah opposite of laugh Tommy you can get up now are you?
100%
Last night. He was seven feet five hundred pounds this morning
He's almost nine feet pushing a thousand are you familiar with CRISPR? Yea genetic engineering? It's more like genetic editing
I am the only one who can cure him
George no!
Everybody back!
George George George, its okay, its okay, its okay. Yes, I know you're scared. I'm gonna help you
No, no it's okay get away from the animal it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I'm the primatologist here
I look after this animal I can handle this situation. I just need you to lower your weapons
please
Stand down stand down
It what's up everybody I want you to enjoy my brand new badass trailer for rampaging when I say badass
I'm talking about badass those monsters. Don't stop Big Daddy roll the clip
Someone's are you taking animals into monsters?
What the fuck was that
you can't put up the graphic I'm running for my life come on dude the world is watching this
I'm the most badass movie star on the planet alright
I got a reputation to protect now show the other clip the no fear clip dude
Just you're gonna have the time your life enjoyed rampage
It's weird
You like hanging out with animals more than people
Yeah, well animals get me a rescue George. He was 2 years old
George never would have survived on his own
He definitely trusts you
He's not just a friend
He's family don't move a muscle. Are you crazy?
Don't move
Very funny you, and I laughing at your joke new guy you know about
He cry you can get up now and check your diaper come on
Your message about George you okay?
George
It's ok
Isn't mirrors he considerably bigger
No, he's definitely bigger need to find someone who knows exactly what the hell this thing is I found her no
That's a lie technically she found us
Try to sales and change they came run Where's George. I need to see him. He is dangerous
Hell of a day, huh
Science experiments falling from the sky having George on that plane. It's big mistake I
Think we'll be all right
We've created the next chapter in natural selection project rampage works
Another one of your little science experiments running around. What do you mean another is he the only one oh?
You didn't know about the 30-foot wolf
Weirdos on the Internet calling him Ralph, it's clever. Let's go save the world
It's coming back
Of course the wolf flies
You have to evacuate Chicago George didn't ask for this they're gonna put them down, that's not happening
That's a big arm we don't fight it
There's something in the river I
Was just thinking the only thing that's missing right now is the giant crocodile
Other ways of dealing with people I do know that yeah, but that's not fun
George okay ready to do this, buddy
Project rampage works, they have increased strength speed agility
First rule of dealing with hostile animals remain god damn
Rampage lady pg-13