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and today we're counting down our picks
for the top 10 worst things that
happened to randy marsh on south park
nothing sorry i just startled myself oh
my god
they took my job i almost did it
i almost made something of myself for
this list we're looking at times when
randy has really been put through the
ringer
we won't be talking about the awful
things he's done because that could fill
up another list
did we leave out something that randy
suffered through let us know in the
comments
number 10 getting temporarily beaten by
bono
in a season 11 episode randy is given
the honor of having the world's biggest
bowel movement
as measured by the european fecal
standards and measurements board
hey look sharon it's the president hey
hey sharon
just as he's about to receive his prize
u2's bono chimes in with the news that
he topped randy's effort
feeling thoroughly defeated randy sits
on his back porch and cries
i almost did it i almost made something
of myself
you know when you get real close you
start to think that maybe your life is
gonna matter
i mean this was something i made
although it's an absolutely ridiculous
situation we can't help but feel a
little bad for randy when we see him
fall short after coming so close to
success
can you believe him all this over what
guy took the biggest crap
you don't understand mom you just don't
understand thankfully he's given a
second chance
and is able to claim the record he was
straining for by the end of the episode
number nine attacked by ninjas and caged
like a rabbit
uh can i ask a question why do we do
this
wha what do you mean why do we do this
it's easter right so
why do we color eggs south park decided
to offer their own explanation as to how
a bunny is connected to a christian
celebration about resurrection
while the marsh family is coloring eggs
for the annual holiday
stan asks his father what the religious
connection is unfortunately
such is the case with most south park
episodes his curiosity causes his world
to unravel
dad we need to talk stan
it's okay guys randy yeah
guess it turns out the kid we're after
is my son after finding his dad wearing
bunny accessories
randy decides that it's time to tell his
son the truth about easter
however before stan is able to find out
what that truth is
randy and other members of the hair club
for men
are ambushed by ninjas
[Music]
they found us protect snowball
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once captured they're thrown in a cage
by bill donohue
although we feel bad that he's stuck in
a cage you can't help but sympathize and
laugh at randy's predicament
nelson nelson say something my legs
i think they're broken number eight
getting startled
nothing sorry i just startled myself in
this memorable two-parter
south park is overrun by the furry death
while viewers at home see a bunch of
adorable guinea pigs hilariously
wandering the streets
the town residents see them as
terrifying monsters
there's another one right there
as chaos ensues randy insists on using
his new video camera to tape anything
and everything going on around him and
his family
randy's shaky cam found footage
showcases how deeply
startled he and his family really are
oh god oh god oh god oh god
i'm so startled in the end
we don't know what's worse randy
constantly getting startled or facing
sharon's wrath when she's had it with
his shenanigans
randy i have had it you are putting down
that goddamn camera
sharon you're gonna be really glad we
have all this footage of the family
someday
number seven losing his job in 2008
barack obama was elected into the white
house as the first african-american
president
yeah the
[Applause]
it's obama his composed demeanor seemed
to give people hope for a post-bush era
and no one celebrated his win more than
randy marsh in south park
drunk off the notion of obama's change
campaign and a fair share of beers
randy takes to the streets to celebrate
oh baba you're so bad you're so funny
he sings dances flips cop cars and tells
his boss off
but after sobering up he learns he's
been fired
from there randy hops onto the blame
obama bandwagon
and his attitude shifts quickly oh
god damn it obama said things would be
different
that son of a [ __ ] lied to us although
it sucks to lose a job
randy should have seen it coming cursing
out your boss is never a great idea
sadly this wasn't the first time randy
lost his job
oh my god they took my job
number six falcorn's demise in this
episode
warcraft is being taken over by a troll
who seemingly has the ability to take
anyone out at any time when randy starts
playing as falcorn
stan doesn't want to be seen with his
dad in-game hey stan can i play with you
guys
dad yeah i'm playing from the office dad
get off our teamspeak line
ironically he ends up being the key to
ending the troll
it's fascinating to see how invested he
gets into the online game
as randy puts it in the outside world
i'm a simple geologist
but in here i am falcorn defender of the
alliance
so when falcorn is killed it's a truly
tragic moment for randy
but we also get a good laugh at his
over-the-top demise
number five the perils of a boy band
randy marsh was in a boy band
in this season four episode upon hearing
that his son wants to start a similar
style group with his friends
randy is adamant about keeping stan away
from bands
you are not going to be in a boy band
stanley and that is final
after smashing a cabinet in the living
room we learn about randy's sad story
and find out that he was a member of the
ghetto avenue boys
songs were terrible but believe it or
not the country ate them up
the next thing i knew we were the
biggest thing in the world girl
what you've got is it his story is a
classic triumphant rise to stardom
that's followed by a tragic crash from
fame
his sad story reflects the fate of life
boy band groups
look kid you're just getting a little
old to be in a boy band
i'm 19. get a life marsh it's a sobering
illustration of the often unseen side of
momentary fame
number four being judged for his
bathroom choice
so let's get this straight stan can't be
in a boy band but his dad is secretly an
electro pop singer from new zealand
stan in season 18's the [ __ ] south park
addressed the right for transgender
people to use their bathroom of choice
it turns out that by using the women's
bathroom at work randy was inspired to
write songs and eventually become the
singer lord
have you ever been in a woman's bathroom
stand it's all clean and there's enough
stalls for everyone
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it was so freeing when randy aslord is
asked by his boss to use a special
executive bathroom instead of the
women's
the show drives home the central theme
randy feels truly saddened that he can't
use the bathroom he feels most
comfortable in without judgment
my girls are big fans of your music lord
but the women here aren't comfortable
sharing a bathroom with with what
it's a carefully crafted moment that
draws parallels to real life struggles
transgender people experience
far too often number three getting beat
up and arrested at little league games
arresting me for what i'm not allowed to
stand up for myself
i thought this was america huh isn't
this america
i'm sorry i thought this was america a
quick search on google will show you
that getting arrested at a little league
game happens
more often than you'd think but on south
park randy has taken the art of being
dragged away by police to a whole new
level i'm sorry
i was getting a thousand america i'm
sorry over the course of this season 9
episode
randy is arrested time and time again
for fighting at little league games
ah jesus not again ironically his boys
are trying to do their best to lose
every game they play
seeing as randy has gone so far as to
train for these bleacher brawls
we want to just shake our heads knowing
that poor stan's dad will never learn
however it's somewhat odd yet totally
hilarious seeing him get arrested
for something he's weirdly passionate
about i worked hard believed in myself
and now i'm gonna be fighting in the
state championship game
this is gonna be the biggest fight of my
life number two
the tides of change what does our sun
turning 10 have to do with you making
the same mistakes again
and again because i'm unhappy okay
in the middle of season 15 south park
aired one of its most self-aware
episodes ever
after turning 10 stan's world seems to
fall apart while his father comes to
grips with how unhappy he's become
with fleetwood max landslide playing we
see randy break the news to his son that
he and sharon are splitting
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as randy drives away he glances in the
rearview mirror and sees the road behind
him
it's a simple visual that illustrates
the inevitability of change for both
randy
and the show itself fortunately at the
end of the following episode
randy gets back with sharon and
everything goes back to normal
stan stan get in the car stan your mom
and i are moving back in together
what we worked it out pal surprise
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number one worst security guard shift
ever it's almost black friday in south
park and randy has taken a job as a mall
security guard
nobody else has thought of it sharon i
won't even be out in the crowd i'll be
on the inside when the door is open
while everyone is trying to run over
each other i'll turn around and run
right into the stores i'll be the first
to get whatever i want
although we just hope to beat the big
crowds to the sails randy isn't prepared
for what these crazed shoppers are
willing to do
while attempting to pass out wristbands
to everyone waiting in line
randy is attacked by a crowd of eager
shoppers
he's swarmed by so many people that he
can't even get to his feet
and to make matters worse randy has to
watch as a co-worker meets his end
right in front of him no you can't die
everybody really likes you randy's
harrowing experience is a brutal
critique
of how badly shoppers have behaved
during real black friday events
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