top of morning top of morning everybody
taboo morning Ireland welcome back to
Minecraft Sam last episode that's
screwed up because we had somebody
possessing our entire video I didn't
realize that all the footage got
corrupted and everything I'm sorry I had
a whole section where I went off and
went into like an ocean monument and got
everything out of that well everything
it was it was kind of a bust so I didn't
do a whole lot but I'm kind of sad that
you guys didn't get to see any of that
okay al you just cam down now I know
you're part of the family and everything
and you think that you're a big man is a
small pond but you're not so I didn't
get to show you that we still have our
fake polar bear over here but at least
Park has a friend yeah okay don't
whatever you guys want to do when I'm
not looking is up to you but when I come
over here I don't want to see any of
that hanky-panky where's Chuck oh hi
Chuck
Chuck's a full-grown chicken now hello
how are you oh my god are you are you
loyal to me nope okay bye Chuck what are
you doing he's trying to hide okay okay
we were playing hide-and-seek all right
Chuck I'll count to 10 and you go hide
somewhere okay one two three four five
six seven eight ready or not here I come
trick you're terrible at this here have
a potato
everybody in Ireland needs a potato okay
you guys are dead I'm sorry you you guys
don't need potatoes you don't need
potatoes in the afterlife
here you go break no I said what there
you go
there's a potato between you fight to
the death
Horrocks a big lovable teddy bear he's
not gonna fight anybody okay here you go
Sam
everybody gets potato ha ha there we go
I know ho there you go you guys don't
get potatoes cuz you're beneath me your
silly little you're a leather and a wool
factory that's all I see I don't even
see faces all I see are profits how's
everyone doing in here oh great
James jr. jr. sleeping um blue I'm sorry
we don't have a carpet for you you can
maybe send this one it's purple but it's
it's close enough
no you're just lucky that I brought you
back okay it's cuz the people wanted it
well I did too because I felt bad I
didn't realize as well if you go back to
watch the last episode what I'm still
looking for him
he's flying towards me and I didn't even
see him no I'm sorry I'm a terrible dad
what do we need alright for this episode
I me to build something that I didn't
know you could actually do we need some
guardians for Ireland Ireland is a harsh
place and harsh things keep happening do
I not have any pumpkins oh wait maybe I
oh maybe I put them in this chest over
here hoho okay Sam you didn't eat your
potato what's wrong are you sad cuz you
don't have a girlfriend anymore okay we
should get Sam a girlfriend in this
episode what do you think buddy oh he's
really likes it he wants walkies okay um
you can warned you can wander around in
here now because we have walls and
fences and borders there we go there's
my pumpkaboo knees cool now we need a
shear Scott everything's all over the
place so I need to make iron blocks oh
my god do I not even have enough to make
that many iron blocks really Oh guys I'm
almost out of iron
that's terrible oh I do i oh no okay I
have a bunch of iron now but oh man okay
they turn my iron blocks back into iron
oh I'm an idiot
Oh guys I'm out of iron I don't have any
left
that's really bad okay we're gonna have
to go gonna have to go digging oh no I'm
actually gonna have to mine in Minecraft
so what it's about it's about making
city things oh god Sam I forgot oh no
Sam where did you go Sam no Sam Sam Sam
Sam please please do what are you Sam oh
god cut the block for the love of God
cut that black Sam please Sam
please oh my god oh my god okay okay how
do I get you out of here
I need a leash I don't have any leashes
with me oh no oh no come with me this
way oh come on come on
come on attaboy good boy come on Sam
stay there please don't move I
oh that was that was minutes away from
disaster what are you looking at him
taking out my aggressions on you did i
disturb something over here you guys
making out Oh
haha Hubert he is aggressive okay lots
are near nice we didn't it picked us up
before was a beam was like busy dying in
lava probably it's all I do in this
series no I'm a loud laugh at that
you're not allowed laugh of that it's
it's painful how do we okay I'm gonna
need you guys's help on this cuz for the
last few episodes I feel bad that I'm
not making like like actual progress in
the story
well story but like I'm not I need to go
back to the nether fortress or find a
new one to get some blaze rods and stuff
because then I can start making eyes of
ender and then I can try and find the
stronghold and then I need more of them
to actually get to the end portal so
that's part of my journey that I need to
do now but I also need a better way of
farming things I've seen stuff about mob
firms but I know how to make them I've
seen them be like like you have a
spawner above a tower and they all fall
down and you're able to smack them
without dying but how do you get the
spawner back should I just build one
underneath this corner that I have here
cuz I have a bunch of spawner than this
mine shaft maybe I should do that but I
again I don't know is there a way of
picking up a spawner and bringing it
back because I know silk touch doesn't
do that I just realized something I
haven't done top of mourning
diggi dingdiggi ding tompa morning
that's that's why I died last time
that's why I fell in the pit of lava
because I jinxed myself Irish people are
very superstitious we didn't create
Halloween out of the goodness of her
health no we're terrified I need to do
something with this room
leave that in the comments below your
top top suggestions for what I should do
with this room and maybe maybe something
else up here I kind of like this the way
it is it's simple and it's plain but
maybe you can add something to make it
look a pic and cool or even if there's a
way of making the bell look even cooler
we need to bring up the bell so what
should I do with this floor I don't know
if this made it into the video last time
I don't think it did I think I got cut
out I made this this is my disposal pit
because I wanted an area did this make
it in I was in an area where I could
just dispose of things that I just
really don't need because I end up
filling up my inventory just because I
have a lot of stuff and I'm like well I
don't need a billion rotten flesh so I
just have this know that I can burn the
things that I really don't need and it's
great I call this the incineration
chamber I need a little work but I like
it a lot and I wasn't really using this
whole area this this whole section down
here was kind of pointless because I had
this area and then I had upstairs and I
never actually ended up using this
entrance even though I built it so I
needed I needed another reason to be
down here I need to do all the walls so
to make it look similar a nice okay I
think I'm ready I think I'm ready to do
what I need to do people were telling me
to do this from a very early point
onwards and I just didn't do it and I
can't really remember how to do it is it
home is that it
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okay and then maybe it's alive its alive
yes
what's up Gollum yes okay these guys are
going to be the defenders of the realm
we need some defenders of Ireland and
these are going to be the boys to do it
you ain't gonna mess with Ireland after
you come in and you see these boys
it's so awesome thank you yeah look at
look at the fear in his eyes I'm not
fear the fear he's gonna strike in
people's eyes look at those red glowy
boys heck yeah
just don't destroy anything all right
I'll pay you in potatoes here you go nom
nom nom nom potato everybody in Ireland
gets potatoes unlimited supply there you
go
you guys are awesome even though they
really sound like somebody just blew up
two balloons and smacked them together
for your footsteps let's hear you walk
duel it walk for us a super dope Thanks
can you do a walk for us you didn't eat
your potatoes that why are you sad hello
knock-knock listening oh you're walking
okay
mmm sounds like is that epic I don't
know Chuck
you got some friends now you don't need
to be scared bud you can come out with
mingle with the people come on well well
be your best self no don't go to the
graveyard
Chuck is just looking for a way to die
as fast as possible don't be scared
Chuck you're in helping hands now can
you get away from that area you kind of
make me nervous so if we get attacked by
anything now these guys are going to be
the defenders of the realm it cost a lot
to make you it's 9 iron per block and
there's four blocks in each of you so
you should be you should do your work so
I'm saying so I have a lot of gold and a
lot of rails and I'm not doing anything
with them I feel like I should be making
how do I make the the rails the powered
rail
okay I need some sticks as well okay got
it daddy can do amigo how many of these
can I make that's a lot of powered rails
that's very excelente I'm very happy
about that
wait I didn't need the normal rails at
all well gosh ding dang guys let's go
back in there then go bang go cuz I need
this area to be cool I need a I need a
powered rail system all the way down to
my spar Sam be good ok the spooks are
coming Sam all right you've been a good
boy though you've sat in your place
there you go
eat Sam good boy um I need the powered
rails going back up going down is fine
though gravity takes care of that but I
need the powered rails coming back up
but I don't know where I should be
spacing these out maybe we should have
one here I think I tried this here
before already how do we should I just
turn them into redstone blocks the hell
these are scaring me stop that way
Ireland does does not need you if I need
a disgusting menacing presence I let you
know I put out a put out a Help Wanted
okay I'm gonna sleep sleep yeah I got a
new achievement hired help they get paid
in potatoes though you know how some
artists get paid an exposure I paying
potatoes wait you're gonna be putting
blocks down or should I just be putting
like torches is this like extreme
overkill for this probably right I want
to know the max distance I need to make
it efficient like if I hit this how far
does it get me to like here cuz I might
need to okay okay I just ruined
everything great awesome
no you try to get in the way of my rails
system you can't stop progress progress
will always win okay got it
so let's get this way let's put down our
thing I want to test it out first what
you hear we and then oh heck yeah
nice nice and efficient up we go now
yeah hi Sam Sam do you wanna go in it
can you actually go on it Sam
come on get in Sam Lee so I'm getting
the minecart come on hop on it
what please no no no Samson Samson said
no no no no no no no no no oh my god Sam
no please tell me you're okay please
tell me you're fine
please tell me you're okay Sam Sam no no
no no no no no me
eat eat for the love of God are you
eating did you eat all them I will
destroy this planet to save this dog
okay sit there
this place is a nightmare
okay okay okay come on Sam do I'm
legitimately shaking oh my god oh no no
no no no no no no it's it's not no Sam
Sam no come on Sam please Sam can you
just teleport Sam
okay how do i how do we get you out of
there stop it stop it you good good good
little boy where'd you go come here Sam
come here
does this work can you claim that
doesn't work Sam no get out of there get
out of there please no okay let me just
do this
sit no I'm panicking dude um what oh you
broke thank the Lord
Sam come this way right now stay stay I
am not messing with that again why
either they think that was a good idea
I've water elevators everywhere there
was a terrible man who gave me a brain
no one so why do I act like I have one
okay okay okay back to the scene of the
crime okay let's hop into this wait how
fast we go now
yeah okay I kinda just need it to only
go as far as my spawner which is down
here
okay can I not stop the tracks okay
whatever
oh god oh god oh god hi I made a lot of
these I don't even need like a oh hi oh
God
let scared me okay well that sucks I
really like that pickaxe damn I wasn't
paying attention
okay so old I only want is a thing that
just gets me down to my monster spawner
like pretty pretty lickety-split
let's get down to business
getting this anyway here we go
I can t go faster if the entire thing
was gold and power tracks but I don't
need it
okay maybe put one down here just cuz it
looks even yes meat well apart from the
fact that you break your ankles getting
out of it but you know what a little
pain never hurt anyone except Sam and
then me because my heart almost exploded
out of my chest
how many of you were like holding your
breath I know I was ooh wait I have an
idea
what if that
wait is this at the very edge have you
do this or was that wasn't right
underneath the barrel no really
oh come on why do I have to make things
awkward it was God dang it I want to
point like a trapdoor here everybody
else defeat the Ender Dragon Jack I want
to I want the trapdoors here just so I
can like drop stuff into the lab let's
put our barrel back down there then
looks silly though like maybe above wait
wait a minute could i dude that's really
cool
oh man I could have used you instead of
actual chests all this time and just
built them all into the walls oh that
would have been epic I can actually
still build you guys into the walls what
are we talking about I could have a
really cool-looking place but I have
decided that I don't like nice things I
just decided that one day as myself so
now I can do this oh that is very scary
to fall into though then can I like hop
perfect that's a nightmare waiting to
happen though that's an absolute
disaster waiting to happen
there's got to be some time I I won't
have it gonna be some time I won't have
that closed and I'll come down I'd be
like huh what do I want and then fall
straight in and I'll die that's exactly
what's going to happen to me knowing me
or I'll do this and then be like I'll
just throw something in and then I'll
walk over the edge or something there
has to be a safety precaution like you
do for this oh man okay
that's bothering me get in here I mean I
could just come down and do that either
but I want things to be cool but not
safe you know I mean dude Minecraft
could do with conveyer belts make it
whoa everything just lagged put a
conveyor belt and just have like a
conveyor belts like in the wall and I
could just throw something into it and
then it just goes down and into a pit I
think I have another one that goes down
into a chest
I'd be so awesome so the next thing that
I wanted to do is something that I
thought about a while ago code I don't
even have any room
let's take you'll see grass I might need
the white tulips actually I'm orange
tulips and stuff okay you know I just
want to test this out again oh look at
me go I don't want this come on
flawless system there's not a single
thing wrong with it I want to build our
rainbow because this is Ireland because
I earned it is known for having pots of
golds at the end of rainbows I want to
build a rainbow over here we have a huge
mass of land over here that isn't really
doing anything right now
so what if I could get choked you laid
an egg good job
you owe me to hatch it for you I can
answer for you I've done it before too
bad chalk all right it's just you I
don't need any of your brothers and
sisters to come in here all right look
at me when I'm talking to you chuck you
hear me yeah don't you walk away from a
young person so we need oh this might
not work I need red I'm gonna get it as
best as possible need red orange yellow
green blue and purple
technically we need purple two different
shades of purples for like violet and
stuff but I am NOT gonna do that I
didn't think about making it from the
top of my castle down behind the
Guinness but I kind of like the way that
is over there I don't want to disturb
that I don't to make it too busy so
maybe over here and then at the bottom
we can put a pot of gold to make it you
know just fun who are you to judge maybe
it would be kind of cool to put it
behind the pint see the idea is that I
want the pot of gold to be somewhere
wouldn't it be cool if it went for like
there down to there and the pot of gold
was actually in Sean's bar and that's
your way of being like that's the sign
for it that's the advertisement even
though this is pretty much an
advertisement on its own
not sure this is a very big decision for
me so if I start it let's say I need to
I'm gonna need some disposable blocks
okay I figured out a better way of doing
this if you just put this stuff on top
yep just like that okay we need to take
a trip to the flower biome I need more
flowers for my II for my thing bring
some villagers back at some point huh
I think I can bring them back and put
them in my village and they sell me
stuff it might be handy to actually have
cuz then I need people who are able to
like sell me ender pearls or something I
need a fast way of getting it I can't
just keep wandering around and hoping
that I run into Enderman and killing
them unless there's a fight if there's a
specific place I can go beside the very
end of the game
well that does make any sense like where
do you fire Enderman at the end like yep
but I need the ender pearls to get there
that's the point of farming them by the
time I get there I don't need to firm
them good so there's a lot of stuff that
I still need to figure out I need to
actually take the time and do it but
again because I'm prepping to go away
it's kind of hard to do that right now
so that's why a lot of this stuff is
just kind of building up my my base so
stick with me for a little bit I'm still
just having for like exploring and
seeing what minecraft has to offer
before I delve deep and my map is just
really hard to do anything in I have
some villages around but they don't
really sell anything good one village I
got pillaged and destroyed but I am the
hero of that village they erected a mass
grave in my honor but there's just so
much water around that it's hard to
actually find stuff and get places and
the jungle was so far away to be able to
get my birds not that that's just fun
these have a flower biome over here
that's lucky wait can I find bees here
I don't know if you guys know this is
just B's in Minecraft now I want to be
able to find some I don't actually need
these lilac lavender looking ones I mean
surely if there's any where bees are
gonna be it's on the flower biome right
hope so I would like some be friends
breaking news local man decimates flower
population makes nicest looking place in
Minecraft look like desert
that's a terrible headline why would
anybody read that article you're a fool
for believing there lies mainstream
media video games cause violence
jacksepticeye I'm just picking flowers
in Minecraft this is delightful
guys there's no bees no bees around or
than all the bees go is it just like
real life and the bees are dying that's
horrifying minecraft why would you do
this seriously where would you find bees
in this game if not here
I'm confucian minecraft explain how
pretty that is so much color so many
colors going on and I'm just gonna strip
it all down no more colors for you
minecraft you stick to earthy tones
what's your best dad I'm stealing all
the rest of your stuff videos remember
when it took me 400 episodes to find a
desert and it was just in my backyard
all along good times
very good times oh god oh god whoa this
is it I can feel it this is where I get
my Trident an epic patch oh god oh yeah
good stop stop stop
or not
I wanna Triton - Dermott I did get a
treasure map though
should we go explore it I think so
is it this way yeah yeah it is yeah
bleep we're gonna get all that treasure
and then I'm gonna come back with
buckets upon buckets of gold
well gold actually sucks so I would
prefer like diamonds so Sam's gonna be
really impressed with me oh it's here I
thought it got it immediately damn oh I
found it what do we got I told you that
we would be coming home with gold that's
not gold that's butter Sam can smell out
real gold this is it oh I could just get
it from here cool I heard it - see okay
I don't need the map anymore
yeah nice nice nice okay head no I'm
there buckaroos wait
do you see a boat over here as well sir
is there a treasure boat over here I see
treasure boat trying to blend in with
the sand but I have Eagle Irish eyes I
can spot her boat her mightily I can
sniff out reasure Irish people to be man
like that you know I've been here oh
I've been here oh this is a stinky one
oh that's a smelly one for sure
oh yeah cuz this is the coral I found
before it's underwater coral dude I have
66 emeralds
I haven't used Emeril's to do anything
in this game no you can use it to buy
stuff but I've never gone to villages
and guys have had anything cool enough
to want to buy I really should do
something with it shouldn't I yes should
go shopping yeah Queen shopping would be
awesome oh god even more have you got in
here no you're not supposed to be in
here come on come this way come on now
fit through the gap squeeze everybody
squeeze are you kidding me
you don't walk through but you can
squeeze through don't make no sense
give me that wool I need that whoa No or
engagement oh okay
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there's the red done oh wait it's not
gonna oh no it's just gonna be a
straight line that's not what a rainbow
looks like I'd use the purple to build
it needs to it it needs to curve Wow
that's no that's not how it look this is
proving to be a serious undertaking for
her it's a new dawn it's a new day it is
complete everybody are you ready to see
it oh wait I still have a I have a wall
in me I ended up having enough wall took
a really long time because I had to go
back and get some more flowers in the
end but it is complete it's not a
perfect rainbow because I didn't have
some of the was like violet and whatever
magenta or whatever who cares but it is
done check it out oh my god it's so
beautiful Ireland is so colorful
who knew CDs it's like a like blue pink
and purple so you get the gist the
colors are there it's all the one you
would not believe how long it took me to
realize how to do an arch I was like
building up and then I would attach a
red there and go across and I was like
no that looks weird it looks misshapen
it doesn't look like an air she looks
like a fart
um and then area is I had to look up a
picture of a rainbow and minecraft to
figure but it's done it's complete
oh I haven't tried this actually can we
use it to get on to the pint because
that was something I've been struggling
with for awhile is figuring out how to
go down my elevator I keep going up my
elevator I need to go up higher I II
don't need to be here
I need to be inside can you guys stop
it's like having real kids it's like
having actual kids in my life just be
like dad dad dad dad dad can I get jump
jump little minecrafter yes perfect that
works at rate finally because I didn't
want to have to build a ladder on the
site of my pint because I wouldn't have
made any sense see you get down here and
you couldn't Crouch to not take any
damage but you know what to get to
Sean's bar you need to take some damage
you need to cleanse your feet of the
dirt of the real world cuz down here
there are no rules potatoes thank you
thank you very much
okay somewhere down here should I hide
it maybe I could make like a hidden wall
where the pot of gold is cuz that's the
thing you need to entice people down
into the barn to get the pot of gold you
need to be able to see the rainbow you
need to be close enough to earn them to
go yes pot of gold then you go down you
go all the way down underneath then you
come down to Sean's Bear but you need
the pasture to be able to get in or
accost it's gonna scratch your eyes out
and all right coach yeah exactly
and if you don't have that password you
can't get in and even then the pot of
gold is going to be hidden
now the question is how do I make a pot
of gold
I need to make like a cauldron I know I
can make those yeah baby I know he said
that it was going to be too busy looking
on the outside of the castle but also I
don't care how do I make a cauldron is
it even is it called a cauldron
okay okay it's just iron got it oh do I
have enough for that I do okay boo
cauldron now can I fill the cauldron
with something I can't actually fill it
with gold if I could melt down my gold
and put it in that would be great if
there is there any sort of yellow liquid
in the game
besides lava maybe I'll try some lava I
don't know actually how this works no no
no no why am I going down that way why
am I going down through my pint that way
when I have a beautiful new system to
get down it hurts a little but the
freedom and glory of Irish noises is
even better see you hurt yourself just a
little bit all right see you suckers
later I'm going down
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Saito's okay we made it at God I have a
lot of stuff down here um should I make
Koch I need some inspiration I need to
get more lava take some of that I don't
know how this works
oh god oh god oh god that's not how it
works okay okay maybe I should have a
pit of bath
son of a deadly fire holy crap
okay maybe I should just put gold in it
it's gonna disappear though hmm all
right well I have a thing of lava anyway
and I'm not afraid to use it
actually I'm terrified of music can I
can I mix it what are you putting the
cauldron otherwise don't tell me I can't
put anything golden there's no point in
having a pot of gold
potatoes if you can't actually put
anything gold in it well damn it wait
cauldrons only hold water that blows I
wanted to hold so much more it says that
you can dye the water though in the
bedrock edition that sucks
what about Java man Jeb is the superior
version we all know this to be true did
i just mess that up
no I made a weird freaky little mound
let's let's see about this can I
really oh man I want to dye the water
that's not a pot of gold
that's a pot of disappointment
damnit man okay you know what you know
what let's put it down here this is
perfect
let's put it there and it's just there
now it's a pot of gold freak nice okay
let it go sweet
coach you protect that pot of gold okay
unit okay you're listening to me got it
okay I don't mean to be Stern but I mean
it this is very important to me if we
hey how did you get the password coach
who are you letting in here who did you
get the password to god it's all going
downhill close the store okay good let's
go to coach take care of that pot of
gold it's worth more than your whole
existence
alright everyone that's going to do it
for today remember the pot of gold is
down in Sean's bar they're gonna have to
come down to get it that zombie wanted
that pot of gold it's already working
it's enticing people down into the bar
and if they think they're gonna get a
pot of gold down there they are going to
want to get drinks it's not done yet
though I need to hide it in like a
secret place maybe I can get like a
secret door that I can I press a button
in and then the the cauldron full of
gold is in there but we'll figure that
out right now
Ireland looks phenomenal very colorful
very proud I like Ireland you better
like Ireland as well or I'll throw
potatoes at you
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