>> MONEYPENNY, MONEYPENNY, MARTINI, SHAKEN, SHAKEN, NOT
STIRRED, MONEYPENNY.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> YOU KNOW THIS IS AN AUDITION
FOR JAMES BOND, RIGHT?
>> YEP.
>> James: NOT LIKE AN UNDERWEAR COMMERCIAL, SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
>> THAT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS.
>> James: I WEAR WAY MORE UNDERWEAR THAN YOU.
MONEYPENNY-- MISS MONEYPENNY.
MONEYPENNY.
>> OKAY, WE'RE READY FOR YOU.
HEY GUYS, HEY.
>> HI.
>> SO, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING IN, THANK YOU, HI, DAVID,
HI.
>> LOVELY TO MEET YOU.
>> HOW LOVELY TO MEET YOU, LOVELY TO MEET YOU.
AS YOU KNOW, WE ARE CASTING THE NEW JAMES BOND.
LITERALLY THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, SO
WE'VE GOT SOMEONE LIKE YOU, DAVID, HANDSOME, KIND OF
ATTRACTIVE, CHARMING.
PHYSICAL SPES MEN.
AND THEN THERE IS SOMEONE LIKE YOU, JAMES.
>> James: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> IT'S A LITTLE BIT WEIRD THAT HE'S HERE.
>> James: DOES IT FEEL A LITTLE BIT WEARED THAT I'M HERE?
>> OKAY.
SO I'M GOING TO PUT YOU THROUGH A FEW DOUBLE 07 SCENARIOS AND
SEE HOW YOU FEAR.
>> PERFECT.
(APPLAUSE) >> AND CUT, THAT WAS GREAT.
FANTASTIC.
JAMES?
>> James: NO, I CAN'T DO THIS, I LOOK RIDICULOUS.
>> I THINK YOU LOOK GOOD.
>> James: I LOOK LIKE AUSTIN POWERS.
>> WELL, I MEAN IT IS AN INTERESTING CHOICE OF SUIT, THAT
IS NOT THE ONE YOU PUT IN MY ROOM.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, THIS WAS THE SUIT THAT
WAS HANGING IN MY ROOM.
>> SOMEONE MUST HAVE CHANGED IT.
>> James: YES, SOMEONE MUST HAVE.
DAVID.
OKAY.
OKAY, I SEE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.
>> OKAY, JAMES, SO WE'RE GOING TO TRY SOMETHING ELSE, A CLASSIC
JAMES BOND IS HE DUCTION SCENE.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.
WELL, HELLO THERE MISS HEMLOCK, IT'S QUITE A VIEW FROM HERE.
PERHAPS WE SHOULD SLIP INTO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE
COMFORTABLE.
>> HI, I'M DAVID BECKHAM.
>> I WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIM.
>> James: OH, COME ON, THAT'S NOT FAIR, THAT'S NOT FAIR, THAT
ISN'T FAIR, WHAT IS HE DOING.
>> CUT, DAVID, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY CUE.
>> James: CUE FOR WHAT.
>> CAN WE START AGAIN PLEASE.
>> ALL RIGHT, SHOULD I TB.
>> James: YES, YOU SHOULD.
>> WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM.
>> UNBELIEVABLE.
>> WELL, HELLO THERE MISS HEMLOCK, PROGRAMS YOU WOULD LIKE
TO SLIP INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE.
>> OH MY GOD.
THAT A DISGUSTING.
WHAT IS THIS?
>> SPY [BLEEP] OVER THERE, I'M NOT DEALING WITH THAT, NO WAY.
I CAN'T DO THIS, I CAN'T DO THAT >> BOND WOULD.
>> NO, HE WOULDN'T.
>> STOP IT.
>> I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.
>> STOP IT.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PROPS IS.
>> STOP IT.
>> YOU STOP IT.
>> I'M NOT STARTING IT.
>> OKAY, DAVID SOCKER THIS IS YOUR FINAL SCREEN TESTK I JUST
WANT TO YOU DO A BASIC JAMES BOND INTRODUCTION LINE, LET'S
SEE IF YOU CAN DO THAT WITHOUT MUKING ABOUT.
>> OKAY.
>> NEUF A LA BANQUE.
>> I ADMIRE YOUR COURAGE MISS.
>> HEMLOCK, BUN'S HEMLOCK, I ADMIRE YOUR LUCK, MR..
>> BOND, JAMES BOND.
>> James: NO, NO, NO, YOU CAN'T DO IT LIKE THAT.
YOU CAN'T SAY IT LIKE THAT, THAT IS TERRIBLE, THAT'S RUBBISH.
>> ALL RIGHT, HOW WHAT YOU DO IT.
>> James: EASY, SAY THE NAME IS BOND, JAMES BOND.
>> THAT IS SEAN CONNERY, YOU JUST DOING SEAN CONNERY.
>> James: NO, I'M NOT.
>> YES, ARE YOU.
>> James: NO, I'M NOT.
AT LEAST I DON'T SOUND LIKE A GIRL.
>> AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK LIKE SHREK.
>> James: RIGHT, YOU WANT TO GO.
>> DON'T YOU DARE.
>> TRY AGAIN, SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
(LAUGHTER) >> STOP IT, OKAY, STOP IT, STOP
IT, THAT'S ENOUGH, THAT'S TOUGH.
THAT HAS BEEN A TO THE ALL WASTE OF TIME, I WOULD LIKE YOU BOTH
TO LEAVE.
>> WHAT, SO I DIDN'T GET THE PART.
>> NO.
>> WHAT ABOUT ME?
>> NO, YOU ARE BOTH UTTERLY UNPROFESSIONAL.
THIS AUDITION IS OVER.
>> FINE.
>> FINE, YEAH, DON'T CALL US, WE'LL CALL YOU.
>> WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING LIKE THIS.
>> I KNOW.
>> WE ARE A TEAM.
WE SHOULD BE WORKING TOGETHER.
>> I LOVE YOU, MAN.
>> ME TOO.
>> I HAVE AN IDEA.
LET'S GO.
>> THIS SUMMER CRIME WILL PAY, DAVID BECKHAM IS BATMAN AND
JAMES CORD ENIS ROBIN.
-- CORDENIS ROBIN.
(APPLAUSE).