In today’s carnage documentary we’ll resume our journey through the dangerous world of
How to train your dragon, and introduce you to more horribly disgusting ways to leave
existence brought to you by 10 ferocious beasts waiting to destroy these test subjects.
This day there will be no quarter given and now mercy shown as our dragons brutally execute
these folks using their bizarre weaponry, bloodthirsty methodologies, and hellish fire.
All analyzed in juicy detail.
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Coming up, 10 Brutal Ways to Die in How to Train your Dragon Part 3.
Yea guys this is part 3, so If you haven’t seen part 1 and 2..
Pause this video..
And go watch parts one and 2..
And then come back….
Ok the rest of you can keep watching because our new test subjects have just arrived.
Haha.
Method number 1 - Slimy Terror
As we go through this episode you’ll find out that the variety in dragons is insane..
And so are the ways you could die.
We’ll begin with a strange looking dragon..
The Slitherwing.
These dragons very much resemble snakes, except they are much bigger, can fly, and as you
might expect, a venomous bite.
But it does not end here..
These guys are literally poison, and venom production machines.
The difference between these two substances is the following: the adverse effects of Poison
are administered via breathing, swallowing, or absorption through the skin.
Whereas venom has to be administered via wound directly to your blood.
Venomous snakes usually bite into their victims to administer venom directly to the bloodstream.
But here comes the real question, which one of these does the Slitherwing possess?
Both!
Haha, apart from being able to both bite with and spit venom, This thing will also secrete
poison all over its body.
It’s said to have a distinct sweet smell, but to not let this gratifying scent fool
you..
Once it's on your body, you’re going to die..
Let’s find out how.
The side effects of having this slime ruin your outfit include: Pale discoloration, the
affected areas turning green, fatigue, increasing pain..
Etc.
Eventually this poison will make its way through the bloodstream and consequently shutting
down your organs..
In a matter of 24 hours you’ll be dead..
Assuming that the Slitherwing doesn’t chew you first.
Number 2 - Rain of Death
The next test subject to be thrown to the dragon's den is in for a lot of pain.
Not only because he’s gonna get eaten, but also burned, shanked, slammed, and potentially
a ton of other stuff.
So what are we talking about?
None other than the Deadly Nadder haha.
That’s right folks apart from being one of the most popular dragons in this franchise,
this thing is also one of the most deadly… hence the name, deadly nadder hehe.
This creature is equipped with Jaws with dozens of needle-like teeth, but what comes out of
these jaws is far more scary.
It is said that the magnesium based fire coming out of these dragons burns as hot as the sun
itself.
So hot that it's able to literally melt rocks.
Getting killed by this would be a mercy since this would happen so fast that you wouldn’t
even feel it.
If the Nadder wanted to be less merciful it would resort to these bad boys back here..
Oh yea, these spikes back here are detachable..
And can be hurled at once raining death on any group of victims.
A single one of these can be hurled with mad accuracy depending on where exactly the Nadder
wanted to aim at.
But that’s not all, these are also venomous - capable of stunning and immobilizing prey.
So as soon as you get hit, if you didn’t get hit in a vital organ..
You’ll be stunned, frozen, your muscles will contract in such a way that you will
not be able to move..
Only to witness this nadder finish you with its tooth infested jaws.
Number 3 - Blown Up
Some of these dragons don’t always have to go on the offensive to kill anyone.
Sometimes triggering their defense mechanisms are enough to erase your sorry ass from planet
earth.
A perfect example of this is this dragon: The Buffalord.
A medium sized creature that can actually grow dramatically in size under certain circumstances.
Before this happens, note how this thing is covered in lots of spikes, is covered in hard
skin, and seems like the type of dragon that can expel large quantities of gas..
Err, in the form of fire.
This is a mostly peaceful animal, but to provoke it we’ll task this test subject who is notorious
for his questionable methods of taming dragons..
To try to harass it..
And yea.
Haha as we can see this thing turned out to be very similar to the real world puffer fish.
If these guys feel like they are being harassed or threatened, they will immediately blow
up and double their size.
Except our Buff friend here will take it a step further.
After he blows up the spikes we talked about earlier will shoot out in all directions..
Potentially hitting our test subject.
In addition to that the impact along with any fire expelled from this creature will
create a killzone that will be impossible to escape from.
Stabbed, knocked out, and burned, is the way you will leave the planet..
For being stupid.
Hmph!
Number 4 - Feeding Frenzy
If you are enjoying this episode we’ll guess you’ve watched gruesome animal videos featuring
stuff like piranhas eating their prey alive.
Well, this one is no different.
But who will bring forth the act of devouring our test subject?
The Hobgobbler.
This little fella may seem harmless at first and maybe a tiny bit adorable.
But you’ll quickly forget that once you see its friends pull up and stare at you with
those bright orange eyeballs.
There are two ways this thing can end you.
1.
The saliva from these creature’s mouths is said to be flammable in some cases.
Meaning that this thing would only have to just slobber on you in order for that body
part to catch on fire.
Here our test subject got some on his head..
So immediately all his hair would get burnt off and then his face would follow.
But this dude isn’t dead..
Yet.
Method number 2.
After some of your body is cooked rare, we’ll unleash the rest of these hobgobblers to finish
this test subject.
And as we can see, similar to those piranha videos.
This guy will be eaten alive with nothing left except a skeleton joined by whatever
ligaments remain, and scraps of flesh.
This is without a doubt a grim sight but let's now move to a dragon that can do something
more…
spectacular.
Number 5 - Firenado
We’re seeing alot of fire in this series but don’t worry, this one is going to be
fun to watch.
Maybe not for the test subject.
Typhoomerangs are very large animals distinctive for their massive wings, eccentric face, and
most importantly..
Crazy fire abilities.
Unlike other dragons that will literally just shoot their target directly, this one seems
to use a different method.
This animal will first fly over the victim and surround it with a stream of fire, but
this stream of fire continues to circle around the victim, closing it in until the fire finally
reaches its body..
Letting it burn alive.
The result, a spectacle of fire, heat and death.
Additionally the fire streams of this dragon would undergo strange phenomena at times.
Creating a literal spiral of fire with a hollow core, like a literal tornado except it's expelled
from a vocal orifice.
Fire like this would make quick work of a human being, burning him to a crisp in a matter
of seconds.
Number 6 - Razor Slice
The dragon we are about to discuss now is a literal killing machine.
There is no other way to put it.
The Razorwhip’s most notable attribute is that it is fully encased in metal-like scales
with the sole purpose to serve as armor, and to cut almost anything.
There are many ways this thing could kill.
Its prehensile tail is equipped with sharp spikes similar to the Deadly nadder.
They aren't venomous, but can certainly split skulls upon impact.
This tail can also constrict the life out of its victims.
Its long jaws infested with sharp teeth, their metallic nature and weight would make them
behave like scissors.
But these are nothing compared to their razor sharp tail and wings.
Capable of literally flying through tree trunks, ship masts and other organic objects.
We know what you’re thinking, what would happen if it flew through a test subject?
We’ll task the Razorwhip with flying at high speeds and fly through this part of the
body.
Now this cut would be so perfect and so quick that you would still be alive to look down
and realize what just happened to you..
And watch in disbelief as your upper torso literally falls off the bottom half of your
body.
Believe it or not there have been cases of people surviving getting cut in half..
But that’s because they received immediate medical attention.
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Next Dragon!
Number 7 - Human Blender
The dragon that we are about to discuss is no joke.
It is a creature that was seen to outclass this night fury in combat a couple of times,
an animal so agile, dangerous and scary that it will haunt you in your nightmares.
The Whispering Death.
This crazy spawn of hell is composed of a long slender body, covered in spikes from
head to tail.
And a mouth filled with 6 rows of counter spinning teeth and the ability to spew rings
of fire engulfing its victims and roasting them to death.
In this episode we will cover 2 ways the Whispering Death can kill these victims.
Beginning with this creature’s body.
These spikes aren’t just here to look pretty, but can also be used to fling spikes at victims,
This tail can pick up someone and send them flying, or worse be constricted with tail
spikes that will pierce through your ribcage, puncture lungs, and heart, this thing will
literally squeeze the life out of you leaving nothing but your bloodless shriveled body
as the aftermath.
But it could get worse.
This mouth has the ability to crush through almost anything.
People, Earth, even rock.
If you have the misfortune of having these jaws land on top of you expect nothing but
to get shredded into ground meat.Your passing will be quick, but those couple of seconds
before losing consciousness would have been the most painful in your life.
Once the whispering death is finished with you there will be nothing left but flesh,
fat and bone scattered all over the place.
There is absolutely no way to get out of this one alive… had enough?
Well hold on because these executions will keep getting worse.
Number 8 - Rapid Fire
Oh you thought we were done with the Whispering death?
Haha well check this thing out.
It’s technically a whispering death more or less..
But it's mutated, meaner, and much, much bigger.
This is the Screaming death.
A gigantic ball of teeth and loud fury that can shoot many fiery balls in rapid succession
capable of taking out many foes at once time.
Additionally this creature’s long body is also covered in spikes, and can shoot them
out from any part of its body.
This is just some of the ways it could kill..
Other methods include falling into this creature’s tooth infested mouth and getting impaled from
an infinite amount of directions, another would be being too close to this creature
while it's roaring.
Again, like we witnessed in the last episode, standing too close to a creature that can
scream at high decibels can cause disruptions to your body that can and will kill..
This one can stun, and disorient you for enough time for this animal to take its time and
pick how it can kill you.
The next dragon on this list is just as scary, smaller, but equipped with weapons that will
leave you with your mouth open.
Number 9 - Toxic Rage
Dragon weaponry in this universe has shown to be really unique and creative, this one
does not fall short of that description.
The Death Gripper species of dragons are not only frightening, but also possess some pretty
gruesome ways to subjugate..
And ofcourse kill its victims.
You may have noticed that this animal already resembles scorpions and you’re not wrong.
This right here along with its teeth contain venom strong enough to kill.
Except this comes in phases.
Getting stung by this doesn’t necessarily mean instant death, but sure leads to it.
The first sting will paralyze the victim, calming it down.
Almost succumbing to the will of this death gripper.
This paralyzation would then allow the dragon to proceed to eat you while you’re still
alive.
The messed up part about this is that this toxin won’t necessarily numb your pain.
On the contrary, you’ll feel every single bite and chew while being unable to do anything
about it.
But if you’re lucky to get stung twice then that means that you’re dead.
But your friends should be wary..
Getting hit a third time makes your body poisonous to touch..
So any remains would also spell doom for your friends.
But is this it?
Nope haha.
The most dangerous and devastating weapon possessed by the death gripper is its acidic
blasts.
This liquid is so corrosive that it will literally burn through anything.
Rocks, wood, metal, other organic materials..
You..
everything.
You’ll disintegrate on contact leaving no evidence..
No remains.
After discussing all of these dragons it is finally time to witness a creature of titan
proportions.
Number 10 - Living Artillery
Dragons with the proportions of a Shell fire will most likely have weapons that will kill
you so fast that you probably wouldn’t even feel it.
This is a good thing given all the pain we’ve witnessed already.
But in this episode we’ll discuss 2 ways the shellfire could kill this test subject..
One scenario in which he will get lucky..
And another one where he’ll get REALLY unlucky.
Let's begin with the lucky shot.
This massive aquatic animal has the ability to shoot gigantic boulder-like projectiles
out of its mouth, these are powered by plasma and are shot with incredible accuracy.
The impact is massive, and anything in the blast radius would die and get disintegrated
from the blast in a split second.
A truly spectacular weapon.
Another spectacular set of weapons are these things..
Its horns.
Now to be completely honest these would have a 1% chance of killing something as small
as a human given that these tips would be too small to even serve as skewers for something
this small..
They could, but you’d have to be really unlucky.
Like this guy, who was dropped in a huge tank a little bit ago and happened to be in the
way of these horns..
Now because these are so thick in comparison to this guy’s body, all of this dude’s
organs and spine would move out of place.
This hurts a lot, but luckily for him in this rather unlucky situation..
The bleeding would be too much and would pass out in a matter of seconds.
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