hey so let me just tell you what's kinda happening
this vlog is really old
I filmed this a long time ago when I first moved to this apartment that I'm in right now
I've actually been moved in for quite a while now probably like 2 and a half weeks
so this vlogs kind of like irrelevant 'cause it isn't like a current event
okay this isn't happening now i've already like lived all this and a lot has happened since this
I really could have simplified that a lot and I didn't but whatever
I hope you enjoy regardless, I hope you have a good time
my hair looks so fucking ugly ignore that
and I love you a lot, I love you a lot and I hope you guys are having a great day
and enjoy the video! love you so much
how does that even happen
hey
what's up?
it's the big day
it's the big move in day. It's go time.
You're probably a little bit concerned for me
because as you can see I'm alone
and you're probably like Emma, how the fuck
are you going all the way to L.A. and moving alone
the answer is that i'm not
my mom is driving her car as well we're going separately so that we could have more car space
Where is my mom? Is she over there? I don't know
Road trip bitches
I drove to L.A. once before in my life
And I had a full fledged panic attack while driving there, so
really excited for hopefully another panic attack
just kidding please do not jinx that, I really don't want another panic attack that was absolute ass
both of our cars are completely filled with shit
the main thing that we had to pack was my clothes because I love shopping
ok so that was an issue and we just put all of it in trash bags which like is fine but, you know it's a little bit trashy
(chuckle) fuck
I'm at the gas station now so
Oh yeah it's like 4:45 in the morning
No one's here, as expected
I mean no one should be here, you know, it's literally 5 am
Like if you're at the gas station at 5 am, it's not good, um
I do not look good right now. I look like a little teen boy who plays Minecraft.
i do not look good right now, i look like a
So I googled teen boy who plays Minecraft because I wanted to see if I could find any imagery for this, and sadly nothing came up of actual teen boys playing Minecraft
so i googled teen boy who plays minecraft
because i wanted to see if i could find
any imagery for this
and sadly nothing came up of actual teen boys playing minecraft
but i did find an entire page of minecraft characters
But, I did find an entire page of Minecraft characters, then I scroll a little bit and find this little guy
then i scroll a little bit and find this little guy
And I was like holy shit, ME
and i was like holy shit meee
Is that better? No.
my mom's right there, crazy
Moving out, but still being followed everywhere I go by my mom so, love that.
movin' out but still being followed everywhere i go
Huh let's go
One hour in, no wait
Oh my god, we're like almost 2 hours in, okay like an hour and a half in.
I look like the girl version of Skrillex
This is not cute okay, should I like take off the beanie? Like what's going on?
Okay that's actually worse, oh my god I look so bad
We need some help sister
Wait maybe without the glasses, that's better
Just stopped at a gas station to go pee
It's 6:22
I don't know, we're doing good, we're killing it, we're slaying
I'm gonna go take a piss in this bathroom, so I guess I'll just see you next time
It's now 8:08, just took our second pee break at another fucking gas station
You know how it is
Just been kinda jamming out, I don't know okay you know how road trips are
We're like 3 hours away still, that is cute and fun
But what do you do, what can you do about it
See you soon with another update, who knows when it's going to be, who knows what I'm gonna have to say
God only knows
Peace and blessings, thank you god and goodnight
(booing)
(elevator music)
It's now 10:45 in the morning
What am I eating? Pizza.
So welcome to my pizza mukbang
(cheering)
(approval noise)
pretty good pizza actually
it's from whole foods
i give this seven out of ten
maybe six and a half
hey!
( fan girls ) - oh my god hi! we love you so much !
(emma) oh my god i love you too!
i love you guys
that was cute
okay
back to our mukbang
i got this nice coffee
feeling really good and fresh about it
its literally so quirky how
i hang out with james charles one time
and then start using all of his lingo !
so sorry about that , um
i mean do i have an excuse ??
no,
the bitch is contagious
um ,,
it's 4:51 AM and i'm editing right now
so if you are wondering why i am acting like a fucking spaz
that is why
sip our coffee bitch,,
(loud slurping noise)
my life is CORRUPT
so what are we going to talk about today ??
i guess its only fitting to talk about moving out
cause that's what i'm doing
things i'm worried about
like not my- not myself,
well that kind of too
having to actually clean my house by myself
so yeah that was my mukbang
pizza mukbang
it's literally ten thirty and i'm eating pizza
which is like not good,,
you know ??
uh
no !!
oh my god
it's another like 2 hour drive
i literally don't know how i'm gonna do it
i mean i have a coffee with me now
i had some pizza
i think i'm like ready to go
road trips are really fun when you're with other people
but when you're in the car alone,,
oh man it gets lonely
and it gets boring !!
maybe i'll listen to a podcast
maybe i'll just take a nap, behind the wheel !!
oh my god
yass bitch
you might be like emma,
why is this just a big cement building ??
um,,
that's because that's exactly what it is
let me give you a little fun and special TOUR!
now i know that this is not going to be very fun because there's nothing in here and it's very echoey but i thought i would do my best
so first you walk in like that, then you have you have these big windows
nice for me so i don't get sad
then we have my computer on the floor because we are desperate right now
and then we have this whole living area, i don't really know what exactly we're gonna exactly do- well what im gonna do with this
what are you doing in the bathroom dude(editing emma): fucking freak
um, then we have the kitchen right here. Nice:). Then over here we have this open space again
then we have a little closet that i put all of my jackets
then we have the first bathroom!
i actually just took my first shit in this bathroom and im feeling pretty good about that
now lets go up the little stairs!
go up these little stairs. Oh my god (gasp) im like gonna get really ripped once i leave here because that is really exhasting. OK
I've been living here for like two or three weeks and i still get fucking winded-why do i keep saying the f-word, i need to calm down
I've been living here for like two or three weeks and i still get winded by those stairs every single time i walk up them
i don't know it's like an issue im not adjusting. I am still out of shape!
SWAG!
this is what happens when you edit at 4 am. why did my light just go out?
turn back on you bitch. thank you. tea
this is the bedroom up here, i can do what ever i want in here if i want to do a cartwheel
do you know what mayde i'll do that just to prove a point
ok, point was proven, that hurt my vagina
then i have my main closet, where i have clothing
this is fun, we have the thermostat/A.C. thank god that there is A.C in this place because where i live now there is no A.C and i burn up in the summer
washer-dryer... uh i don't know what that is
then last but not least we have this door that leads to god knows what
and we have oh my god, it's really bright in here, what the fuck is happening, dude
then we have the last bathroom, i already have a few things in here
and that's the tour, hope you enjoyed. Now we have to go get coffee cause i literally losing mind.
my brain cells are popping as we speak
hope you enjoyed my empty apartment tour
ooh maybe thats what im gonna clickbait this video empty apartment tour
that's kind of fun, oh fuck now i have to take pictures for some good good clickbait
some good juicy clickbait to just get all the veiws
*rabid animal noises*
i am a monster
do you want to get dunkin donuts
but mostly there coffee is really good
shots were fired right there
can we just go right now, i have to put my foot down or else you'll never do it
I look so weird right now, I look like Bambi
I am tired, I've had a long ass day, Ok. Fu*k!
We have no furniture.
I am currently sitting on the floor.
We have no furniture.
So that's good.
We postmated some Asian Box.
A.K.A my fav restaurant! haha
omg, please help me....
Pretty good
Watch out you got someone behind you let them by
Don't kill anybody (? note sure)
Well because I'm trying to get out of the way
This is just rude
We're not doing good
Mom: Look at how pale
You look so scary
You are so rude!
You look like the Mad Max guys
That is SO mean
Okay, what are we looking for?
Mom: waters
We're looking for waters?
M: With the sport lid
Can we get LaCroix?
(Mom laughing)
M: Okay I'm done
Noo
M: I can't do this
??
M: You know what I'm tired
And I'm done
No... no you won't
Yes I will!
She's right I'm not gonna pay her, but I mean
it's the thought that counts
You will just continue to exploit me and use me for my facilitating
oh my god
UHH
An then your smart water with the sport lid is gonna be right up here
I only wana get one with the sport lid
UHH
I just saw your boob
(Laughing an screaming)
Hi
HI
So here's my review of the Beverly HIlls Hotel reastaurant:
So first we stars out in as you can see, I mean, the enviroment is just absolutely beautiful
We go to the menue andyou can see that I left a water stain on the menue
I'm suprised that it didn't kick me out right there, but it didn't
and that's all that maters
I ordered the caesar salad
It was great. I mean as great as it could be
Caesar salads are so good
This one just happened to be 28 dollars
Was it worth it?
Of course not!
But it was a great experience and I'm really glad I went
Thank you so much to God for creating this reastaurant
I just got a text and you heard it, I'm sorry
You always what?
I always wondered what it smells like
What my car?
Yeah!
I love you! byeee
I love you guys
Oh my God Jesus fuck
First shopping point of the day
Tj maxx
Feeling very big
Why is te lighting so bad?
we are traumatised we just found out that there is not a home section of this Tj maxx
just the clothing section
so there is a TJ Maxx that has a home section like a
half mile away from us but do you know what?
we are traumatized. We came all the way here expecting
I'm not okay by the way, do I look okay to you?
I'm on my way to Home Goods feeling really good.
So I'm on my way to the home.. So we're.. (booing)
So we're on our way to TJ Maxx/Home Goods.There's a little home section.
We were feeling really great feeling really confident and I look at my emails to see that me entire urban outfitters order was canceled
If you're wondering why I'm so.. I don't know.. triggered about
the fact that my entire Urban outfitters order was canceled is because I ordered almost all
if not literally all
of my furniture off of urban outfitters
oRbAn
and it was canceled
so that meant that like none of my furniture was on its way
y'know what I'm saying?
And that was upsetting to me, as one might imagine
And to make matters worse, this ended up happening four more times
And I didn't' know that when I was filming this, I had no clue
Emma from the future is here to tell you that that did not happen once, twice...
That happened four times. Urban Outfitters, I love you. Sponsor me.
Um, I did have a mental breakdown about that at one point
As one might imagine, I mean I have a - I have a mental breakdown about everything but like this really got to me, so
I had literally my couch, multiple chairs, rugs, fucking everything in this order and it's just cancelled
I'm destroyed
I'm upset
Thank you and goodnight
But at least we're at Home Goods
Fuckin' who cares about Home Goods when your entire Urban Outfitters thing gets cancelled
Mom: Yeah but they could - they could have a couple cool chairs!
Also, I made an order on Dote and accidentally used my old address
I sent everything to my old address
So like, that's convenient! Use code EMMA for $5 off your first order of Dote
not spons
Yay.
Finally, we're in the right place, this is actually home decor,
Feeling really confident now, *to Mom* How are you feeling?
Mom: I'm feeling confident
*cheesy music*
Okay, so I think we're not gonna be getting art from here
*cheering*
good morning everybody
today we're going to IKEA!
we were gonna go to ikea yesterday but-
mom: you said hi-kea :/
okay, fu- IIIKEA.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
how was that?
mom: heheheh
we were gonna go yesterday, but then i had like- i got this--
siri: use the right two lanes to turn on *unintelligIble* boulev-
i had this sudden attack
of illness, and i got sick i had like a fever
so we went home, i went to bed...
ikea was cancelled yesterday but we did end up going to whole foods
funny story about that,
on the way to whole foods, i fell asleep in the car
and i woke up like an hour later, in the whole foods parking lot, in the car
and i'd completely sweat through my entire shirt
so thats how i knew that i needed some help
mom: that was me leaving my child unattended in a boiling hot car
yeah, my mom left me in the fuckin car to boil
OH YEAH BABEY!
YEEEEAAAASSSSS
*music*
mom: lemme- lemme- let's talk about this for a second
it's like you're- right now we're just kind of putting stuff under there, but-
but it's better to have, like, under cabinet stores that are more organized
emma: :/
mom: you know, where you have...
so, it's keeping the stuff off the bottom if it needs...
um...
stuff like that...?
emma: ok
mom: do you wanna just have bins under there...?
emma: sure
sure, yyeah that's good.........
smells like a fart over here and it wasn't me
maybe it was me i can't tell :/
*cheering*
hhhi and welcome to my kitchen
today we're going to be making a pizza, a lil vegan pizza actually
so, i've never cooked in this apartment
so i thought it'd be really fun if we documented the first thing i've ever made, in this apartment, right now
lets just,,,, get right into it :-)
thank you so much :-)
*crunch* great
we have our nice, shitty vegan cheese
'cause vegan cheese never tastes good
and then we have some whole wheat crust!
and, last but not least,
HHHEH,
mom: wash your hands!!!
sh- ugh- ohhh,,,
some tomato sauce
this is the best tomato sauce i've ever eaten in my life, so. *clunk* keep that in mind.
whole foods, you're welcome.
okay so basically let's catch up a little bit, let's catch up 'cause you know
we haven't talked in a- in a little bit
so you guys have a lot that you need to catch up on
for starters,
ikea DESTROYED me
we had a lot of fucking furniture to carry
i was not in the right head space and
i wasn't in the ikea head space
You have to be truly feeling good and ready for action if you wanna be fucking spending your time in ikea
like its not something that you can just go into if youre not in the right place
like its exhausting
its tiring
its terrifying
its overwhelming
and it broke me
fuck
oo-h my god
what is happening
AH
NoO
oh my god
*sighs*
i literally
like i can't
okay
OW
mommy
*clink*
tap
*clunk*
thank you
did you wash your hands?
yes mommy
preheat oven to 450
i dont know how to preheat this oven
i've never used it in my entire life
uhmmmm
okay so anyways
as i was saying,
for the rest of the day i kind of just checked out mentally
i mean it's getting pretty repetitive at this point, you know what i mean?
i think you guys are all kind of sick of this
like we get it, emma,
you fuckin' wake up in the morning
you go to furniture stores
you come home
you don't vlog for the rest of the day, like we get it
and i don't blame you i'd be pretty fuckin' annoyed if i was you as well
ugh
this pizza looks great,
really proud of it, really proud of... her
let's do a fun little taste test
we just bought these cherry flavoured sparkling waters,
my mom thought it would be a good idea
i don't know why she did
cheers, let's try it out
oh, i fucking hate that
ew, what the fuck?
NO!
EW!
ugh!
oh, no!
okay...
that is NOT okay
that was so upsetting
um, instead we're going to be drinking a...
watermelon flavoured perrier
because i know that this is good
yes, i could be drinking la croix,
but this one's also good
this might even be better than la croix
definitely better... no,,,
it's the fuckin' same
i don't know how i'm going to
store this pizza crust
*slap*
okay..
*vdfjvnskegvnkvd*
goodbye, sweet baby
*cheering*
look at thisss bitchhh
fuck, this pizza cutter sucks
oh my god
it's like they want me dead
i'd normally cut it into eight pieces but today that's just not happening
i'm not doing a good job, okay?
yay!
pizza!
*cheering*
so now that i moved, i have to,
i don't know,
pay rent
and how am i gonna pay my rent?
*harp music*
sponsorships
thank you,
so yeah, here's that, i guess
*beeeeeeeeeeep*
today's commercial break is sponsored by audible (big surprise)
thank you, audible
are you guys surprised that i got another brand deal?
me too
throughout my school life,
i've managed to like, never read a book
because of two reasons
number one,
sparknotes
and number two, audiobooks
they will save your *censored*
i'm probably not supposed to be cussing..
the hardest part about brand deals is that i can't cuss
and i don't know how to not cuss,
it's like the only words in my vocabulary, i'm working on it
but do you know what?
i've heard that a way to make your vocabulary better is to read
*cheering*
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uhm...
my mom won't let me listen to that book
but repeat after me,
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*cheering*
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*outro music*