i think this is a a pretty good list considering it's our last list and uh uh the category top 10
things i've always wanted to say to dave ah yeah now listen to this presenting
tonight's top 10 list 10 frequent late show guests and good friends of ours
once again top 10 things
and let me just thank them in advance i appreciate their time their talents and
their generosity top 10 things i've always wanted to say to dave number 10 alec baldwin
of all the talk shows yours is most geographically convenient to my home thank you Alec thank you
number nine barbara walters
dave did you know that you wear the same cologne as muammar gaddafi yes yes barbara i do know that
number eight steve martin your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity and a mistake
number seven jerry seinfeld dave i have no idea what i'll do when you go off the air
you know i just thought of something i'll be fine
thank you jerry it's very nice here
and i think jerry may have a benefit later
number six jim carrey honestly dave i've always found you to be a bit of an over actor
number five chris rock
i'm just glad your show is being given to another white guy
you know i had nothing to do with that
uh number four julia louis dreyfus
thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale
i had nothing to do with that either
number three peyton manning dave you are the comedy what i am to comedy
it doesn't make any sense
oh my god
number two tina fey thanks for finally proving men can be funny
i like that
uh things i've always wanted to say to dave number one bill murray ladies
dave i'll never have the money i owe you oh no it's our friends here at the late show
thank you everybody we'll be right back folks