What's up top 10 fam hope you’re having an awesome day, Im your host Ayman Hasan and
welcome back to another video.
Its time to dissect whats really going on on the red planet you guys.
I personally believe, and this is largely influenced by movies ive seen, that when earth
becomes inhospitable theyre just gonna migrate our asses to Mars.
But are there things we need to be prepared for?
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These are the Top 10 Scary Things That Really Happened on Mars.
Starting us off with number 10 is The Face.
So this is a bit of a wildcard and this was my first time seeing this image as well so
i was like was i living under a rock all this time?
Like how did i not know about this?
Either way back in 1976 NASAs Viking 1 Orbiter travelled past Mars and snapped an image that
turned everyones heads for all the wrong reasons.
The image shows the surface of the planet which obviously is a mismatch of elevated
and flat surfaces.
I dont need to explain what the surface of a planet looks like you guys already know.
But one of the elevated planes looked very much like a face.
You can see the eye hollows, a nose and lips too.
After this was made public many people started speculating that the face was an alien crafted
monument on Mars.
Which honestly i wouldnt even be surprised about.
If they can disguise their headquarters on earth as an iceberg or under an island then
this wouldnt even be a second thought for them.
A face on Mars?
No biggie.
However this one has been semi debunked because the Mars Global Surveyor took a new picture
of the area in 2001 and this one was obviously a lot more HD.
In the newer picture the plane looks a lot more blobby and cracked and there are no facial
details at all.
But honestly i feel like in the 70s aliens were more lax like oh the humans will never
figure us out but now theyre like damn theyre advancing quickly.
So now theyre covering up their tracks but i dont buy it for a sec.
We saw what we saw.
Coming in at number 9 is The Bone.
Now back in 2014 again i mustve been living under a rock that year too, NASAs Curiosity
rover took a chilling image.
Now when you first look at it its just a pile of rocks, nothing weird, nothing stands out
but wait.
Right bang in the middle theres a really oddly shaped rock, so much so that one could argue
its not a rock at all.
The rock looks very much like a femur bone from a thigh which then opens the can of worms
to why the HELL is there a bone on a quote on quote uninhabited planet?
Is it a fossilized human femur bone from one of the many people theyve abducted and taken
back to Mars?
Or is it a fossilized alien bone and now we know that they may have similar skeletal structures
to us?
Like where did this bone come from?
Is it the femur bone of an animal?
An extraterrestrial animal?
Like what are we working with here.
The bone is more crooked than a human femur bone which are usually more straight.
Most skeptics say the bone most likely became that shape due to wind or water erosion, with
NASA forever maintaining that the only life on Mars are the microbes and that there isnt
enough oxygen for other organisms.
But what if its just housing organisms we havent studied that dont need oxygen like
we do?
Got you there.
At number 8 we have The Grey Lady.
i dont even have to explain what that is by now, anytime ive said grey white or red lady
on this channel im talking about a female ghost and you guys better damn well know that
by now.
So back in August of 2015 the Mars Curiosity rover captured a picture of some rocky terrain
in which someone found an apparition of a grey lady.
The shadow or ghost really does look like a woman in a dress just standing amongst the
terrain looking at the camera if anything.
And i mean last time i checked ghosts dont need oxygen so her existence could very much
be real.
According to scaling, shed have to be the size of a pebble so i mean… theres that.
But again we dont know what the effect of the lesser gravity on ghosts so it could easily
miniaturise them, who knows.
But also it could be the ghost of an alien.
Like we dont know, all we do know is that the apparition exists.
NASA piped in saying everyone gets excited when a rock resembles anything interesting
but like live a little NASA.
Filling our number 7 slot is The Waffle Island.
Now firstly i didnt even know there were islands on mars.
Like i thought islands were land masses surrounded by water but theres no water on Mars so its
like whats happening?
But maybe I need to adapt my definitions to make them more galactically appropriate.
Either way back in 2014 the Mars Reconnaissance (ri-con-ih-since) Orbiter captured a picture
of a waffle shaped island.
The misshapen waffle is located in the Athabasca region of Mars and is 1.2 miles wide.
Its located in an area with a lot of lava flows so the smooth parts around the elevated
parts are where the lava flows.
NASAs scientists claim the waffle like appearance just comes from lava intruding from underneath
and pushing the crust upwards but a complete explanation is yet to be found.
And that leaves room for us conspiracists to be like *hand rub*.
Personally i feel like aliens are on Mars and have their homes or headquarters inside
the planet so all these weird land formations on the surface are just their creations under
the surface.
Who agrees?
And also for the record if that is meant to be a waffle, its a shit looking waffle.
I said what I said.
Now at number 6 are the Marks.
So back in 2017 NASA released a picture the Mars Reconnaissance (ri-con-ih-since) Orbiter
had taken of the Hellas Planitia (hellis plan-eesha) which is basically a plains area inside a
huge crater on Mars thats actually deeper than the Grand Canyon.
And its billions of years old so its pretty damn cool.
Either way the photo looks like a bunch of squiggly lines or scratch marks next to each
other.
NASA explained it as being caused by dry ice breaking up and sliding down the sandy dunes
and creating those paths however i have my own theory.
Other than looking like scratch marks it also lowkey looks like a crop field.
And crop circles or fields and aliens have been linked since like the start of time so
a) theres that, and b) maybe the aliens created a cropfield to sustain themselves.
You dont know.
We dont know what their food situation is, who knows what theyre using it for.
Will went on to say that we dont get told a lot of things so we’ll never truly know
what the truth is about a lot of things we see.
And Will, youre not wrong.
Coming in at number 5 is The Coffin.
So back in 2014, Will Farrar found something in an image taken by NASAs Mars Curiosity
Rover.
Amongst the regular rocky terrain of the planet, there appears to be a coffin shaped object
amongst the rocks.
Like its very angular and deliberate and doesnt look like an eroded or misshapen rock at all.
Scale wish 1 metre long and half a meter wide and i mean based on the people we’ve seen
on this list on Mars theyre quite small.
So this coffin size seems to fit quite well but at the same time it could easily belong
to Dracula or Edward Cullen.
Its so gothic looking with its curvature and it just looks like a regular vampire coffin
so..
Are there alien vampires too?
Where does the crossbreeding end?
Does it ever?
I guess we’ll have to stay tuned.
At number 4 is The Rabbit.
And no thats not even a clickbaity fake title, i dont do fake news people i told you before.
So back in March of 2004 NASAs Opportunity rover had taken many pictures of Meridiani
Planum (plane-um) which is basically a plain 2 degrees south of Mars’ equator cus i know
yall dont know what that is cus neither did i.
One of the pictures shows some rock formations in the back and in front, isolated on the
surface of mars is what appears to be a white rabbit.
Now the picture is quite blurry so its hard to make out the rest of its body you can definitely
see the two floppy ears standing up which is evidence enough.
The ears even move in the Martian wind so it definitely isnt a rock NASA.
however you know NASA always has a clapback and engineers say its most likely a bit of
soft material that came from one of their vehicles, perhaps some cotton insulation.
Well i appreciate you offering that explanation but id like to believe its a bunny and thats
that.
Bye.
Filling our number 3 slot is Mars Bigfoot.
And i feel like calling it bigfoot is a bit of an overstatement so its more of a mini
bigfoot if you will.
So this picture was snapped by the Mars Exploration Rover Spirit back in 2007 on the eastern edge
of the planet.
Now apparently this bigfoot picture is actually a bigfoot shaped rock.
According to NASA.
Like i cant tell if theyre tryna punk us or not at this point.
A rock eroded to look like a femur bone fine i can suspend my disbelief but a rock eroded
to look like bigfoot?
Fool me once shame on twice, but fool me twice im not a dumbass.
Now this is how psycho we are as a species, so the picture was actually originally a big
ass panorama that someone zoomed the hell into and found this bigfoot.
This is how we find everything out.
But the peculiar thing is that the Spirit takes black and white pictures, so for it
to take a coloured photo it has to take the picture 3 times with a few minutes in between
to put the coloured lenses over the camera.
So unless bigfoot was moving 1mm at a time.
Things become more sus.
From analytics the creature seems to be 6 cm tall so when i say hes mini i mean hes
mini.
Im finally taller than someone!
Now at number 2 is Marshenge.
Like Stonehenge but not.
So the HiRISE Mars orbiter found something that sent everyone into a frenzy essentially.
The original image is a massive panoramic picture of a large bit of terrain from a birds
eye view.
When you zoom in you can see very clearly a circle of rocks on an elevated circular
mound.
It stands out compared to everything else in the picture and it makes you think if aliens
really did build it to be their stonehenge.
We’ve never gotten to the bottom of why Stonehenge was created and i doubt we’ll
ever get to the bottom of Marshenge either.
Was it made as an ancient Martian burial ground?
If the stars align will ie spawn the king of aliens in the middle of the circle?
Like what are we meant to expect from Marshenge?
Whatever it is im glad NASA cant tell us its because of erosion.
Miss me with the bs.
And finally at number 1 is The Skull.
So last year UFO hunter and space journalist Joe White was analyzing pictures taken from
NASAs Mars Curiosity Rover and came across something horrific.
Amongst a bunch of rock formations, Joe spotted what literally is a fossilized skull no joke.
Like you can see the jawbone, the eye socket, you can even make out some teeth as well its
very clear.
Like we have the dental records lets identify this mofo you guys, ill go up there and do
it myself.
Now scale wise the skull is 2 feet so whoevers body that belonged to would have had to be
at least 15 feet tall.
Skeptics say it could be just a weird rock encrusted in mud and then dried out but like
really?
Are we gonna listen to the skeptics at this point?
Like look at the image, in colour, it is very much a skull you cant deny it.
What dyu guys think?
Does it belong to our alien brethren?
The martians we havent seen yet?