- Never thought I'd die fighting side by side
with a K-pop stan.
Sksksks anyway stan jungkook.
Hey you, my name is Thomas TomSka Ridgewell,
and welcome back to Content,
the show on the internet...
(laughs)
I often start talking and assume there'll be something
at the end of the sentence, but that time there wasn't.
Today, I once again run out of ideas,
so I went to Twitter and asked you
to send me some memes that I can voice to.
It's a nice, simple video,
Imma look at memes,
Imma voice those memes,
dramatic readings, that's what they're called,
words good today Tom, very nice.
Pick you're fighter.
Gilgamesh the Consumer of Reality.
Maurice.
Harry Potter and the Audacity of This Bitch.
Hey boss, I got those flowers you wanted,
Bada Boom White, Bada Bing Rose.
(laughing)
(phone ringing)
My wife is going into labor, what should I do?
Is this her first child?
No, this is her husband.
Honse.
Nice cock.
(ambulance sirens)
Community Chest,
go to bed,
go directly to bed,
do not check phone,
do not reply to this text.
Thank you for contacting PetSmart customer support,
my name is Todd, how can I help you?
Yeah, I found this little guy outside alone
and I was wondering if this type of rabbit is safe
to keep as a domesticated pet indoors?
Bnuuy.
My balls are full of cum.
Please consider the humble shell creature a friend,
long eyeballs, melts under sodium excess,
homely, moist until death,
stronger than you.
The man needs his information syrup.
Haves dihhareria cutely.
Thank you for that glass of milk earlier.
Sperm bank employee.
What glass of milk?
The glass of milk that was sitting on your desk.
Oh my God.
What?
You drank my glass of milk.
Help, I'm white and I can't shut up.
(laughing)
Shoot.
Shut up.
Shoot.
(screaming)
A clown colony?
Circus, fuck.
I'm a people person.
I'm a geese goose.
Do the voice.
Do the voice. - [Charlie] No.
(cries) No, no.
- Do it. - No.
- Do it. - I dropped my phone.
- Do it!
I'm afraid we can't be together anymore, Shaggy-kun.
Like, why, man?
Comn flaek.
Oh, you've had sex?
Yeah, well I've had enough.
I've had enough.
Peppa, it is time.
Change of plans.
I'm afraid that won't be possible.
(sword being drawn)
So be it.
Oh yeah, it's all cum.
Asparagoose.
(laughs)
Scooby do me.
Rose are red, these are confusing times.
The only thing I'm guilty of is being too awesome.
And several war crimes.
(water splashing).
What's up you dry motherfucker?
(laughing)
She believed.
He lied.
Sbeve.
If you're ever feeling upset or even just sad,
sneak into your parents room and pee pee on your dad.
Do you have any books on turtles?
Hard back?
Yeah, with the little heads.
Is honey bee cum?
I hate getting all political and shit
but what the fuck is cheese?
(upbeat music)
Virginity is cool.
Pull her ass, spit in her hair,
choke her tits, suck her mouth, smack her neck.
(slap)
Beesechurger, chimkin nugget.
Flavor.
(laughing)
Clever, artistic observations.
This fucks hard.
I'm gonna cum.
Gimmie your fuckin' ram.
Simba, don't forget your purpose.
Please, do not stir me up,
when you do I hit my head on the glass
and if I keep doing it I will die.
CVS Pharmacy, have a...
Pwingwes.
Pwingwes
The Lord giveth.
Neat.
The Lord taketh away.
That wasn't very cash money of you.
(barking)
Des is wut teh trompet looked liek,
dez wuz teh trumboen.
I may be stupid.
Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to hyuck.
(laughing)
When you see a lemon.
I see a lemon.
I have a headache,
this weather stinks.
Best by 7th of September, 2018.
Not funny.
Cried.
The bond's name, James Name.
Pleased to, what?
Bond name's the James.
Are you all right?
Bames Nond's having a stronk,
call a bondulance.
Extra, extra, read all about it,
Scrappy-Doo found dead in Miami.
I'm a virgin.
Hi.
We're putting cum in M&M's.
(laughing) I've completely lost my voice.
We're putting cum inside M&M's.
Cool bug facts.
You dumb fucking cretin, you fucking fool,
absolute fucking buffoon, you bumbling idiot.
Fuck you.
Stop smelling sand.
You can bring a horse to sand
but you can't make it not sniff.
Terf is a slur to silence you?
Damn, I wish it worked.
Shut the fuck up.
(phone ringing)
911 I hav a emerjanci.
(sighing)
It's exactly what I was afraid of.
What?
Skeletons.
No, stop touching me.
I am the night.
Son.
No.
I must dance.
Knocked bin over, drank some stuff.
What stuff?
Dunno, blue silver stuff, angry cow.
Red Bull?
Probably, brain feels all electricky.
Lie down.
Been burying stuff.
What stuff?
Microwave n shit.
Fuck it.
Dwayne The Glock Johnson.
You bet your Blart Vegas has bees.
Kevin Jevin Kevin.
Copblop Tartl Barb, 22.
People still racist?
Mama mia
(news broadcast intro music)
Where banana?
I want to eat dog food,
I want to put dog food in my mouth,
I want to eat dog treats and dog food,
I want to put food in my mouth.
(laughing)
I want to put food in my mouth from a dogs bowl.
Cargo space?
Car no do that.
Car go road.
Yeah, I'm a SIMP,
Super, into, mashed, potatoes.
T as in Troy?
No Gabriella, T as in take away the police's funding.
What's coming,
And much more.
Lookf at this stupteid buge.
All dogs go to heaven.
Except for those class traitors in the "PAW Patrol"
Say his name.
You won't be laughing when he kills you.
The Peepee Poopoo Man
I can't fucking,
I can't fucking poop.
Well I've completely lost my voice,
I hope it was worth it
but I know in my heart, it was not.
Here's our favorite fan arts of the week,
and over here are two most recent Contents.
Contents come out every Tuesday
so I'll see you next Tuesday.
TomSka out.
Is this good?