What kind of tree do fingers grow on?
A palm tree.
Yeah, that's a good one!
♫ ..the very next day, you gave it away... ♫
It's the best.
♫ Merry Christmas, Everton. ♫
- Thanks! - Come on.
- Eat them all in one day. - Wow.
I'll stay around here. THIAGO: We just came from Halloween.
I'm going down the middle.
You shouldn't play any Christmas songs in November.
Why? But it's the build-up...
There's a lot of things in November,
so suddenly you say, "You have to have Christmas songs..."
They're for Christmas, or for December at least.
I quite like it though.
If you had to pick one what would you pick?
You have to choose now.
Come on, you're the one who's there, we're here.
There's loads, I don't have one that I'll choose.
Maybe the 'Merry Christmas Everton' one.
How does that go, can you give us a...?
♫ Merry Christmas, Everton... ♫ That one.
- I've never heard that. - I never heard that before as well.
- Go ahead. - That's all it is!
The Liverpool fans sing it.
Nah...
- Yeah, why not? - There might be an exception though.
What if you go on holiday on Christmas Day?
No-one goes on holiday on Christmas Day though.
You got to let Santa come in the house...
on Christmas Eve, then open them on Christmas Day.
You wait for Santa till 12 o'clock, and you'll be sleeping at 12.05 - come on.
You're 18, come on.
No, no - I go bed and I wake up, and then the presents are there from Santa.
You have to put the cookies...
Come on, come on.
Eat them all in one day.
Love it. It's the best thing about it!
There's a present every day of December, it's nice.
But do you open it every day, or...?
For sure, every day.
- I just open it all at once, man. - You need to eat them all at once.
Every day, first, present.
But at home we do big ones, you know, proper presents.
Remember the school days though? Where you had to wear it.
FABIO: Yeah, you had to wear one, so...
I don't mind them, there's some good ones and some hideous ones.
I've wore matching pyjamas but that's about it...
THIAGO: What is it?
You know, you open the thing and then...
FABIO: That's not me, man. HARVEY: Really?
That's the best part, some silly joke.
The thing is, when you open it, everything goes... It's a silly one.
Three, two, one!
What is that, what does it mean?
"What goes o-o-o?"
- Is it ho-ho-ho? - No, o-o-o.
"Santa walking backwards."
How does that even make sense!
"What kind of tree do fingers grow on?"
A palm tree.
Yeah, that's a good one!
Andy Carroll?
Thiago needs to be in there.
Definitely not the voice!
Yeah, if they're good. If they're there, it's like, "Why you outside my house singing?"
I've never had one, so this is why I'm stood here.
I've heard the bit from Mr Bean, the Christmas episode where he had them outside.
Imagine having dinner and suddenly somebody...
Yeah, that's the annoying thing, while you're playing FIFA or...
Preparing for a game, you know what I mean!
Oh, yeah.
What is Elf on the Shelf?
There's a couple of magic elves you can use to negotiate with your children.
HARVEY: It's sick, I'm not gonna lie.
I liked it, it was very useful.
Yeah, you kiss under it, it's not me...
- I'm in the middle actually. - Yeah, I don't mind.
How many times did you do this?
No, never. I've been too scared. You know, the whole family there: "Kiss, kiss, kiss!"
I think he tried once and it didn't go well, and that's why...
- Who, me?! - Yeah, I think so.
The first one, I think, is the best one.
What's your favourite Home Alone?
- The first. The second one... - The second is good as well, yeah.
It depends, which people?
Which people? Like, if it's your parents, I don't know...
Go to your room with the presents and open them?
No, cos if you open it and don't like it, you've got to act like...
Yeah, cos it's from your gran and grampas and stuff.
Socks?
- "Thanks!" - Some socks.
♫ Last Christmas I gave you my heart
♫ And the very next day, you gave it away. ♫
In the middle.
It's the best!
I'm just trying to get in the team!
It's the best thing I've ever heard.
I'm just here because he made the effort to sing.
The voice is sensational...
BOTH: Unbelievable.
Gaffer, if you're watching this, we want a live performance.
Please.