Oh, look at how many black cars.
1, 2--
1, 2, 3.
And one, [ZAP] and two [ZAP]--
I promise I find this very amusing.
--and seven [ZAP].
And an eight.
[ZAP] And a 12.
[ZAP]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
We're the Under Vlogs, and we're in Philadelphia
right now because Derek's just never been here,
so we're going to show him around.
But we also are all wearing shock collars.
And we have a bag full of rules that we must follow,
where we're going to be picking out one rule per location.
And if we don't follow the rule, we get shocked.
So every person has somebody else's remote.
So right now, Derek has Rachel's Rachel has Tyler's, Tyler has
me, and I have Derek's.
Very confusing, but that's how it is.
Yes.
So without further ado, let's just do that.
What's it say?
I knew I was going to get this one.
Don't talk.
Thank god.
Don't smile.
It's not that hard.
When you see a dog?
Oh, no.
I get shocked when I say someone's name.
Ooh.
I'm gonna make Tyler smile.
Tyler.
[LAUGHS]
[ZAP]
[LAUGHS]
No, I don't.
I said something to Caoimhe.
You just said a name.
Oh my gosh!
Caoimhe shock me.
[ZAP]
[GRUNTS]
Tyler!
Mm.
I love you.
You're allowed to talk, aren't you?
Yeah, but if I talk, I start laughing.
Maybe I need to do something else.
Wait, Tyler, if you're smiling, that's cheating.
I'm just going to shock him now.
[ZAP]
[LAUGHTER]
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle--
[LAUGHS]
Oh my god!
[LAUGHTER] [INAUDIBLE] was so ridiculous.
[ZAP]
Ow!
Smile.
[ZAP]
Oh!
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, I have done my work for the day.
I will now go find a dog.
I'm proud of you.
Tyler, did you just smile?
Yeah, he did!
Nyah!
[ZAP]
Ow!
That's--
Sorry.
Mean!
Sorry.
And frankly, a little shocking.
Ah!
He smiled again!
[ZAP]
You're smiling now!
Stop smiling!
Why can't we get anybody else?
Caoimhe, you look very nice today.
I was able to touch it.
It hurts you.
I don't understand what you're saying.
You're so rude.
You don't say thank you to compliments.
God, 2017, people nowadays.
Oh my goodness, it's Sailor Moon!
I don't know what you're saying, you're
going to have to be more vocal.
It's hot?
Yes, I agree.
Can we get food?
Are we eating here?
I don't think they have pizza here.
I'm kind of in the mood for a Caesar salad.
Do you want pizza?
Pizza?
Give your opinion.
Out loud.
Come on.
Just once.
Give your opinion out loud.
Goodness gracious.
[LAUGHS]
What does everyone want?
Pizza.
All right.
Well then, let's get pizza.
Let's leave China Town.
Pizza!
OK.
So now that we're at lunch, let's reset the rules.
Talk in our random accent.
Oh my goodness.
(VAGUELY BRITISH ACCENT) Wonderful.
I would do this anyway.
Of course you got that one.
Sing your words.
[LAUGHS]
When you see a black car.
OK, when you see a black car, I have to be shocked.
Oh, no.
Wow, that's really--
There's so many black cars.
Don't smile.
Is that a black car?
[LAUGHS]
[ZAP]
[YELPS]
I got the best possible one in this scenario.
(SINGING) Tyler, there's a black car.
All right.
Oh, nice.
[ZAP]
[YELPS] Stop looking for black cars.
I'm not looking, they're coming to me.
(SINGING) Black car.
Right there.
No!
[ZAP]
[LAUGHS]
Oh, no, you're doing good right now.
Oh, look at that.
Nice.
[ZAP]
Ah!
My god.
[SCREAMS]
Oh, Suburban.
[ZAP]
No!
God.
I'll have a Sprite, please?
Can I please get a fried calamari?
And the pepperoni pizza, 13".
You look like you have Botox.
(VAGUELY BRITISH ACCENT) I'll get the Caesar salad.
(SINGING) Can I get a Caesar salad?
OK.
[LAUGHS]
Look!
Look at this!
It's a wonderful black Honda.
Would you like to click it, or do you want me to click it?
OK, just give it to me.
Just--
[ZAP]
Ow!
There you go.
There's another one, right there.
Huh.
Look at that.
All right.
[ZAP]
(SINGING) OK, but I feel like you should basically only
be able to talk in one accent, not two.
Let's see who can make him laugh.
Stop.
You're trying to get me to laugh, it's not going to work.
Another black car.
OK.
This isn't that crunchy.
[ZAP]
[INAUDIBLE]
Derek, your face [INAUDIBLE].
Can you not say your words?
[LAUGHS]
I want to start knocking out these cars in the parking lot.
There's a Nissan.
[ZAP]
There's a Honda.
What happened?
You made her throw her chicken wing at her crotch.
[CRIES]
(SINGING) So we still have to go with the same rules as before.
Heh.
Hey.
(TALKING WITHOUT MOVING LIPS) I didn't say anything.
You didn't sing.
She didn't sing.
[ZAP]
Ah!
[LAUGHS] Oh, I smiled.
[ZAP]
Ow!
[LAUGHTER]
(SINGING) Sorry, I thought I had Derek's remote for some reason.
I promise you, I'm very happy.
Take a right on Market.
Look at this.
[ZAP]
[GASPS]
[LAUGHS] Uh!
No, you didn't do it.
Things are so stressed.
(SINGING) What a cute dog.
Go ask him if you can pet him.
(SINGING) No, because then I have to sing it to him,
and that's incredible awkward.
[LAUGHS]
[ZAP]
[LAUGHS]
(VAGUELY BRITISH ACCENT) I'm in love with this game.
Oh, look at how many black cars.
One--
One, two, three.
All right.
And a one, and a two, and a three--
I promise I find this very amusing.
--and a seven, and an eight, and a 12, and a 13--
(SINGING) You have chills on your arms.
It's quiet funny.
--15, and another one over there.
And a 16.
Oh, down that street.
We're at Spruce Street Harbor Park,
and we're going to play Giant Jenga, except for no rules.
You can just shock as you please because it's funny.
[ZAP]
Oh, that stings.
[ZAP]
That stings.
Oh, you're shocking her?
Oh, that stings.
Good game.
[ZAP]
[SCREAMS]
Oh my-- phew.
[ZAP]
Mm.
You've got it.
[ZAP] [ZAP]
Ow!
You've got this.
[ZAP] [ZAP]
Ow.
Ah.
[LAUGHS] Oh, god, I can feel the thing through you.
You are being really mean.
Derek, you've got this.
No, I don't.
Oh!
[LAUGHS]
I tried.
You saved it!
Oh!
How?
Caoimhe.
Put it back.
It didn't fall.
How did you mess that up?
We just start--
[THUMP]
It didn't fall.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC - "LIFE IS A HIGHWAY"]
--is a highway.
I want to ride it all night long.
So we're going to go mini golfing, because right
now, we're at Arnold's, but--
Prepare to go-cart it!
Yeah!
I'm sorry.
Oh my god, I'm so scared!
Are you going to hit me?
No, I'm not going to hit you, I'm just so scared right now.
So am I.
[ZAP]
Oh, god.
Tyler!
[LAUGHS]
Look out, [INAUDIBLE].
[LAUGHTER]
[ALERT SOUNDING]
[TONE]
[ZAP]
Ow!
Who is [INAUDIBLE] me?
Oh my goodness.
[ZAP]
Ow!
[LAUGHS] Oh no.
[INAUDIBLE]
How do I back up in this thing?
Oh, come on!
[TONE]
Ow!
Jesus Christ!
[LAUGHS] [INAUDIBLE]
Come on, Caoimhe!
Come on!
[GRUNTING]
Oh, no!
[LAUGHS] We're going to have to [INAUDIBLE]..
[TONE]
Now we're doing mini golf.
I crashed many times.
We had to stop.
Don't be a baby.
[ZAP]
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, that's so unfortunate.
[ZAP]
Ow!
[THUNK]
[LAUGHS]
Dang.
Tyler, hit her back.
Quickly, quickly.
Quickly.
Hit it into the hole.
I already got a hole in one.
Hit it into the hole.
Yeah!
Woo!
Did you guys see that?
That was a crazy.
I'm really good.
[ZAP]
[LAUGHS]
Actually, that startled me a little bit.
[ZAP]
Ow!
[LAUGHS]
No way.
Yay!
Victory shock!
Ow!
[LAUGHS] [INAUDIBLE].
How high is it?
I don't know.
I can't see it.
[LAUGHTER]
Tyler, quickly.
Tyler, do that thing.
Do that thing.
All right, you have to start--
[LAUGHTER]
OK, bye, Rachel.
Beautiful.
Rejected.
Why do you hate me so much?
[ZAP]
Ow!
That one-- do you keep turning it up?
[ZAP]
Ow.
[ZAP]
Ow!
[SCREAMING]
The greatest golfer of all time!
[ZAP]
Yeah!
[GASPS]
Wow, that's--
Oh, look at this!
[SCREAMING]
[INAUDIBLE]
Yes!
Look at that.
Look at that, guys.
Yes!
I'm quitting while I'm ahead.
You guys can keep golfing.
Want to play bowling?
Let's go bowling.
I'm done with this.
Yeah, I'm not good at this at all.
I'm quitting while I'm ahead.
This is the best game of mini golf I've ever played.
[LAUGHS]
[ZAP]
Ow!
Can I put the bumpers up?
I'm actually terrible at this.
I'm really bad at bowling.
No bumpers!
You've got this.
It's going the wrong way.
It should not be going that way.
You got one.
I'm proud of you.
Hey, good work.
Yes, Derek!
Woo!
I'm having a ball.
Oh my god, I'm tired.
[ZAP]
Ow!
OK, please stop.
Please.
Please stop.
I still got it!
Pick up!
Oh, that was a good high-five!
All right.
What kind of joke is this?
Pew-pew!
Why does everyone look--
Who's is this?
[ZAP]
I don't know.
Ow!
Ooh!
[LAUGHS]
I'm really sorry.
[LAUGHS]
Uh.
OK.
[INAUDIBLE] I believe in you.
Oh my god!
[LAUGHS]
If you keep bowling this poorly, I'm going to go on strike!
Guys, come on.
I have fun to spare.
[MUSIC PLAYING]