Sans : You know, I've been thinking
Sans : About you and me
Sans : Was this preordained?
Sans : Was this meant to be?
Sans : Somewhere deep down I
Sans : Thought that you could change
Let's cut to the chase
Matt : Matt from Wii Sports' gonna punch you in the face!
Matt : There's not a bit of good inside
Matt : You followed the path of genocide
Matt : Matt from Wii Sports' gonna give you a badder time
Matt : Here I stand I must prevail
Luigi : Now you're facing the Green Thunder
Luigi : You step forward, that's a blunder
King DeDeDe : DeDeDe's gonna snap yer neck
DDD : Here and now I'll end this tale!
Claude von Riegan : Jumping off my wyvern's back
Riegan : Claude von Riegan's on the attack
Riegan : Failnaught beat you blue and black
Riegan : 'Til everything ends
King K. Rool : Hail to the King, to the King of the Kremlings
K. Rool : To the king with the belly of brass
K. Rool : Sold your soul I'll kick your-
Luigi : Butt!
K. Rool : Killing the Kongs
K. Rool : (thanks by the way)
Papyrus : I know there's no point to fight
Papyrus : Why can't we all just be friends?
Papyrus : Living day by day, but the next it might all end
Papyrus : (Hmm, that's kinda grim)
Pirahna Plant : I'm just a mean green mother and you can't escape!
Plant : But it's all the same, just shout out my name!
Plant : World 1-1's got no appeal
Plant : Have you ever wondered if you're my next meal?
Plant : WELL IT'S TRUE! GET IN MY BELLY!
DDD : I've seen what comes next FEAR THE DEER #PLANTGANG
DDD : Paid my last respects FEAR THE DEER #PLANTGANG
DDD : It's long past time for
DDD: Me to CLOBBAH THAT KIRBEH!
Luigi : Guess I will fight for
Luigi : The few that remain
Luigi : The few that remain DDD : That doesn't rime with "Kirbeh"!
Matt : Matt from Wii Sports' gonna break your will
Matt : You gonna keep boxing still
Matt : Hoping for a KO, you won't get it tho
Matt : Here I stand, here I'll stay K. Rool : KREMLING KREW KAMEO TIME
Kremling Krew : Hail to the King, to the King of the Kremlings (x2) Chorus : Luigi~ I just want to touch you~
Krew : Hail to the King, of the might of which we sing Chorus : Luigi~ I just want to touch you~
Krew : Hail to the King, of the might of which we sing Chorus : All over your~ manly chest
Krew : Hail to the King, to the King of the Kremlings (x2) Chorus : All over your~ manly chest
Krew : Hail to the King, to the King of the Kremlings (x2) Chorus : Want to bury my face in your breast
Krew : Hail to the King, to the King of the Kremling Krew Chorus : Want to bury my face in your breast
YA BOI GUZMA : Go out and send your boys Krew : Hail to the King, to the King of the Kremlings (x2) Chorus : Luigi~ You're so freaking sexy~
YA BOI GUZMA : Go out and send your boys Krew : Hail to the King, of the might of which we sing Chorus : Luigi~ You're so freaking sexy~
YA BOI GUZMA : Go out and send your boys Krew : Hail to the King, of the might of which we sing Chorus : And you've got me~ in a trance!
Guzma : But you know you'll get destroyed Hail to the King, to the King of the Kremlings (x2) Chorus : And you've got me~ in a trance!
Guzma : But you know you'll get destroyed Hail to the King, to the King of the Kremlings (x2) Chorus : So Bowser does not stand a chance!
Guzma : But you know you'll get destroyed Krew : Hail to the King, to the King of the Kremling Krew Chorus : So Bowser does not stand a chance!
Chorus : GO SAVE THE DAY~
Luigi : Once I saw the light Chorus : GO SAVE THE DAY~
Luigi : Once there was no fight
Luigi : Once you did what's right
Luigi : Once I called you friend
DDD : I know somewhere you remember
DDD : They said that you could be better
DDD: That hope is a dying ember
DDD : YOU JUST WANNA CLOBBAH EVERYONE HUH?
Knuckles : HERE I COME!
Knuckles : ROUGHER THAN THE REST OF THEM!
Knuckles : THE BEST OF THEM! TOUGHER THAN LEATHER!
Knuckles : Killin' Knuckles for the sake of play
Knuckles : Denyin' us light of day
Matt : 'Til we stepped in your way
EVERYONE : GUESS WE'RE DOING THIS THE HARD WAY
EVERYONE : YOU ARE NEVER GONNA SMILE
EVERYONE : YOU ARE HEARTLESS, YOU ARE VILE
DDD : Prepare to be CLOBBAH'D, fallen child!
Riegan : Know you never had a prayer
Riegan : You're not gonna get that far
Riegan : I'll break your will with a fallen star
Riegan : I will not stand there and take it
Riegan : I can't afford not to care
Plant : I gave up hope long ago
Plant : NOT MUCH POINT IN DREAMS, YOU KNOW!
Plant : Up and down the pipe I go
Plant : Once Upon A Time
DDD : Now we stand here face to face
DDD : Defiling this sacred place
DDD : I will not let you erase
DDD : All space and time
K. Rool : I hate making promises
K. Rool : Promises are a not-evil thing to do!
K. Rool : That is not the creed of the mighty Kremling Krew
Luigi : Take-a it from me, kid
Luigi : That it's-a time we stopped this child's play
Luigi : Time you learned to stop, learned that day is the DAY OF LUIGI!
Luigi : Yahoo!
Papyrus : Why do you still fight?
Papyrus : No seriously, why do you still fight?
Papyrus : No more bloodshed and
Papyrus : No more violence
Papyrus : Why not sit there and
Papyrus : Eat my pasta in silence
Guzma : You've made your mistakes
Guzma : And respect that kinda mania
EVERYONE : BUT NOW HELL AWAITS
EVERYONE : WHEN WE STOP MEGALOVANIA
*Nyeh heh heh*
*DeDeDe laugh*
Matt : So long, child of man
Matt : Tell them hi from
Matt from Wii Sports
Matt from Wii Sports And Papyrus And Luigi
And King DeDeDe And Pirahna Plant And Knuckles
And Claude von Riegan And YA BOY GUZMA
And King K. Rool
Luigi : Now you're facing the Green Thunder
Luigi : You step forward, that's a blunder
DDD : DeDeDe's gonna snap yer neck!
DDD : Here I stand, I must prevail
K. Rool : I'm not going to turn tail
Riegan : Time to stop this bloody trail
Papyrus : NONE OF US ARE SANS UNDERTALE!
Sans : *heavy breathing*
Sans : Heh, didja really think you would be able to-
Sans : *argh*
Sans : So, guess that's it, huh?
Sans : ... just... don't say I didn't warn you.
Sans : Welp, I'm going to Grillby's
Sans : Papyrus, do you want anything?
*faint thud*
Luigi : Mama Mia!
Luigi : What's-a that's kid's-a problem?
DDD : I don't know
DDD : Kids these days with their iPhones and their TickTocks and their knives
DDD : Never understood 'em
DDD : Hey, wanna get down into town and get some shawarma?
*DeDeDe laugh*
K. Rool : I'm 90% sure that's not how it's pronouced