here we will learn true facts about the
anglerfish the female anglerfish comes
in many shapes colors and shades of ugly
it's like a rainbow of ugly the male
anglerfish is tiny by comparison like a
tiny little baby
he attaches himself to the female by
biting her and then digesting part of
his face so he fuses with her flesh
he then atrophies losing his digestive
organs brain heart and eyes and winds up
nothing more than a pair of gonads which
release sperm when needed hey there
pretty lady
nice gonads to the female anglerfish
the human male is a very loud annoying
and unnecessarily complicated pair of
gonads the anglerfish is a master of
disguise hiding itself among the sand
and rocks of the ocean floor here an
anglerfish compares its camouflaging
skills with that of a flounder also a
master holy crap did you put off to hunt
the anglerfish waves things in front of
its mouth that its prey is attracted to
here the angler fish waves a lovely
pashmina shawl just the size for an
unsuspecting shrimp here another one
presents a lovely pair of leggings and
here a decorative hat feather
sadly the shrimps and their vanity pay
the ultimate price death the deep-sea
anglerfish collects glowy glowy bacteria
in its wavy thing to create a tiny
little light because it's dark as hell
down there and someone needs to light up
that pretty pretty lady
oh so close
Mangler
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