Hey guys, welcome back to another video
It's been a while since we did a never have I ever and there's lots of new members. So let's get right into it
Let's start with an easy one never have I ever gone to prison
Wait...What about Twitch Prison?
E..Edison, why you sweating?
Oh god alright
Everyone: NANI??!!
First first of all, it's nothing like okay, so I went to prison but it wasn't for like anything that I got convicted for
I got like falsely accused for stuff. They couldn't find evidence or the witness. Yes
That doesn't mean it didn't happen though
I made sure to hide all the evidence
This is in college back when I went to Berkeley for college, right
So this was with a player a football player at Berkeley who was going to the NFL
He had just been drafted very recently. This is an NFL
Professional football player he's six foot six. I think like 250 pounds of like a ball rock hard muscle
He's a player that a lot of feeling. Oh yeah, that's rock hard.
*Everyone laughs*
And that's what led him to jail
scuffle and
He knocked me out in one punch
uh and
and
Ordered a restraining order on me because he thought that I had done something
that I didn't. Eventually everything got lifted, but for a while I had a restraining order on me by a
professional NFL player who could kick my ass. He was so afraid of you that he put a restraining order on you?
That's how you get it twisted don't even mention the punch.
Yeah cut that out, cut that out.
Let's just say we got into a scuffle
And
Ordered a restraining order on me.
Well, he knocked me out and then while I was unconscious on the ground
He called the cops on me put me in jail, and that filed the restraining order on me. All in the same night.
Yeah, I can't believe I just told that story
(insert One Punch Man Opening)
Alright never have I ever peed my pants
Does peeing in a pool count?
No everyone's done that
What the- you guys are gross
If you don't admit to doing it then you're just lying
I have never-
I wanna hear the story of how Scarra pissed his pants in public.
When I first got into high school, I didn't have any friends, and two; I had a big stuttering problem
I cannot speak speak publicly at all
And so what ended up happening was my parents forced me to join the debate club- or my brother did.
So one of my earliest competitions,
I was super nervous like, you had to dress like nice for it too, like I drink a lot of wet- water
I was super stressed and one of the competitions against like
Another player is I go what it's LD
So it's like 1v1 debate, where there's different rounds where you're doing it and there's judges there
You know, I might have gotten so nervous to where I like
I'm not saying I-
There may have been more yellow in the area than there should have been...
Did you at least win?
I lost!
So it was like
One of the most embarrassing moments ever
Could people tell?
I think so?
But like, what ended up happening was, afterwards,
I think I quit the competition and like I like almost cried to my mom or something it was
really bad
Poor little Scawwa :(
All right, never have I ever been blackout drunk
Really?
LILY!!?
Lily has definitely been blacked out drunk. Yeah, I've witnessed her blacked out drunk. Who didn't put their finger down because
neerrds
NERDCOUCH!
You know who you want to party with
Wait, what is this, are you guys serious?
Even when I was like 20 shots in I didn't black out there's a tape
Wait Lily, do you have a funny story
I can see it in her eyes
It's depressing
Okay, I went to this party and I drank too much I didn't know how much I drank like three shots
four
seven
twenty
Anyway, and then the next thing I know I'm upstairs in the bathroom
hunched over a toilet crying my eyes out like bawling and I don't know why it's just like
Man this day in my life happened and this thing
just sobbing and people are gonna shoot is she ok and like this is whole crowd is she ok
I remember Albert was there
I was there!
That's where we first met!
I just brought water and I'm like here's water, drink water
Make sure not to touch my fingers
Like I was like are you okay?
and she was like okay, and then I left and then and then I tried to text him to come back but it was like
literal gibberish
And I'm like noo come back, Albert wait, but it was like gibberish and Albert was like I don't understand have a good night
and I'm like ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽
and I spent the entire night depressed as f-
Never have I ever stolen something
It's like from the store like physically. What if I stole someone's heart? ;)
Yeah, physically you're in a store and you grab something and you put in your bag or something. Poki, you're the angel. What happened?
The Fallen Angels. She's a sinner. Okay. I swear, it wasn't that big of a deal of in like 9th or 10th grade
and I was a little League of Legends fanatic, whatever and I heard that they had like
skin codes
for Arctic Warfare Caitlyn
I know what you're talking about. I know exactly what you're talking about
Like a magazine, PC magazine or something
Stop, okay
I was I was just at a corner store and they had the magazine
and I swear to God like I literally on the spot Google like what happens if someone takes your code and
Like you buy the magazine, you don't have a code and someone was like you just contact Riot support and they give you another code
You really wanted that Arctic Fox Caitlyn, what can I say?
Okay, let me tell my story, I was very into maplestory and
Omg, gaming does really make us bad people
Yeah, I started stealing like 20 dollars from my dad's wallet and then 40 and then like over time
I started seeing 100 and then I start seeing his credit cards and start buying it like in large quantities. So by ending the month
He was down 3- 3,000 dollars
Lost my PC, I lost like I couldn't go on my computer for like five months. I lost my console, I lost my gameboy
I lost everything. Like he took them from you
You're that twelve year old
that stole dad's credit card
but it's a lesson I learned pretty early on
dam, I would have killed him
I would have disowned you
There was, the last transaction was 1k and if it's that big of a purchase they like call you think
What do you buy maplestory that cost that much
oh a boost?
A thousand dollar boost?
You got boosted in Maple?
It's Maple!
It was different times. Wait so I'm hearing, is Fed stole $3,000 from his dad to be boosted on Maple
No no no, one thousand
Never have I ever s- myself
I mean pooped myself?
Can I say that?
Do we swear on our channel? I forgot.
Yeah, we swear on our channel.
Never have I ever f-king sh-t myself
Ohh he's peace signing!
Nani??
My parents believe that all kids should learn how to swim because it's a useful life skill
They hired a very intense swimming instructor. I did not enjoy our swimming lessons
So I want to get out of it, but what can you do during a swimming session?
To get out of a swimming lesson, wait
So I dropped the deuce in my swimming trunks
And I remember it because it was hard
like the fecal matter was very tightly packed
So when you poo yourself it's like all squishy and messy but not this case so when I dropped my pants three thunks
The worst thing is it didn't even work. He just waited outside my bathroom
Can you swim now? Right, can you swim right now?
Yes, I can swim now
In the water or outside the water? In the water oh
No, never have I kissed anyone of the same gender
Albert? What?
Okay, hey maybe it's a little bit of technicality this happened in elementary school and I was in band camp
Wait playing this game. I'm calling it like hide and seek with flashlights
So one person was it and everyone's go high and the person was it had to go and flash
Their lights on people and you know if they caught them then you know
they may be out and they trying to find everyone we were playing and we thought we got everyone so he
Reconvened back in the main room and turned the lights back on and all of a sudden
One of the guys we didn't account for it jumps out from behind me and he says boo
and he pushes me and I go falling forward into the guy right in front of me and
and my front teeth ripped through his lips and it made full frontal contact like
Full-on on to the floor and I chipped his teeth
Oh so hard that he actually had to go to the hospital and he's still like is missing that tooth
This was not a sexy as I hoped
When he said at band camp I was gave my hope...
Jesus wow, that's all happen Edison I see you have no more fingers left
Has it's in prison? No, it was at...
This is one of those like too crazy for YouTube type situations
It was at Burning Man
Burning Man I was at an orgy tent things be really crazy. No, I'm kidding. Okay, okay
Calm down, calm down... calm down Lily...
It was a dare
I was at a party, I was drunk,
I love my female friends
And then we [...] lips. That's it.
My story's the same as Lily's
It's... I think a lot of girls... Yeah...
It's just like we love each other
I'm waiting for my day...
I mean, any time Poki if we'll have alkohol
Sexy time ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
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Never have I ever f... slap someone
Wait, wait... like
Toast is... Toast did you do it?
Slap like backhand
Fed your finger goes down if no one goes you're out oh
Loosers couch
Never have I ever gotten anything pierced besides my ears
Maybe? No? Okey, well then...
Wow, we are boring...
Do you know how this couch is called? It's vanilla couch...
What?!
But also a winner's couch.
We are a strawberry couch, no, a chocolate couch.
Never have I ever used all my dating service
Wait, Is Tinder count? Yeah
I have tried online dating
because
It's so hard to meet people like outside of the scene, you know, and I won't go outside
So I really need no I was like, you know what? Yolo, let me try these apps
I would get banned within like 24 hours every...
Single time and it's not even like they checked and they were like, hey, are you really this person?
I think they just boom like got reports and I was done. This one time actualy...
So actualy massended me, and he was like Fed would be disappointed
I've tried Coffee meets bagel and I was tried Bumble
Yeah, I've found you on Bumble...
Wait... What?!
I didn't swipe yes... don't worry
And I know it's old because it was old pictures so I didn't like
The mode bubble I could tell I was like very old Albert
Albert, delete your profile, what the heck
Never got them to match on bumbles. I thought it wasn't a big deal
Delete your profile!
Lily, he just trying to make friends. Yeah
Just friends...
You have enough friends
But Bumble is for friends
Yeah, maybe people just need to play okay, I've never never have ever stuck something in my butt
Wait, really?! What is wrong with you, Toast?
No, you f... wait you put your finger down, right?
No, I was on one.
Wait you should put one down... Wait that is what you stuck in your butt?
No
Toast we had this conversation. I've had the urge to put something my butt once in my life, but I resisted it
Where did I search coming from?
I was on a plane and it was like 12 hours and it really messes up your...
hemorrhoids and sit schedule
I just remember waking up from a nap with an urge
Wait is he making this up?
I think if I had something I would have tried it by just to have anything like
on plane
That I can reasonably put in
though I've never put anything my butt
I think, Toast. Anyone else?
Did anyone put a finger down? No. So Yvonne put your finger down.
Never have I ever broken a bone
Come on please. I've broken several bones. Oh, really? Yeah. I've broken my pinky playing basketball and I broke my thumb
I still have scars actually on my hand from where they did surgery
You don't play anymore Josh
I've died, I just died...
oh I thought you role play. I thought you already ded
Wow, Poki
-Okey -I just meming
So you're in right, yeah. That means I'm still in, thanks
No, but I've died...
Yeah, that means I don't died.
Yeah, you are still in...
Never have I ever had inappropriate relations with a fan
Scarra put your f*** finger down
WHAT?!
Oh that would be the biggest twist
All right Toast, you're donze
Is he just leaving?
Wait, what?!
No, no he just
Toast, wait, okay... Never I have I ever had a period. Oh God. He actually went there
What?
Plot twist, She's a dude
Well that was a cheap shot
That's what losers say
Vanilla couch yeah, the winning couch. The one thing we actually took away from this whole experience
Is that where they're the cool couch that you guys are yeah
This is actually a good bonding experience and I felt like a learned alot about people
Especially Edison
Hey guys, thank you so much for watching our second never have I ever, where we learned a lot about each other
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