Hey Vsauce I'm Jake and I'm on a couch in San Francisco slowly slipping into a coma
after eating this bacon and egg cheeseburger that was sandwiched between two donuts. I
can burn those calories by seeing how fast I can go in the 100 meter scroll which might
be slightly better than people in pizza slice costumes becoming pizzas .com and here are
30 more things you can do online now, guys...DONGs.
See the population statistics for the country you live with World Population Meters. The
website tells you how many people died, how many were born and the total number of people
in every country, giving a net growth per day and year in real time.
But Here is Today, a really interesting site that compares today to as far back as we can
date, putting into perspective just how small right now is.
Lets live in the past and the present by playing old handheld games online at Pica Pic. They
have ones like the Game&Watch Donkey Kong, Bartman, and a personal favorite of mine the
Tiger Electronic's The Terminator.
Then get even more old school and use steam power to play YouTube videos like your grandpa
had too (what did you say, Jake? Nothing, grandpa!). Tweak the cranks to get the best
quality and see how long you can keep it at its peak. Just watch that pressure gauge because
you don't want a leek...
spin.com...
Peter Norvig might have created one of the longest palindromic sentences at 17,826 words.
You can read it either forward or backward but let's translate it...badly.
Bad Translator takes text and runs it through multiple different languages giving you a
ridiculous result. So let's paste this palindrome...250 character limit...well...ok..so instead lets
take this description of the Taco Bell Dorito Loco taco with the hopes that this shout out
will get me free Taco Bell, and translate it back and forth 18 times until we get...this....mmmmmmm
For a different kind of translation, type this into Google Translate, go from German
to Filipino and listen to some sweet beat boxing.
There are more software easter eggs at The Easter Egg Archive which cover everything
from movies, to videos games, to music.
And if you've ever wondered geographically where people in America pronounce words differently,
these maps show you just that.
If your ear hurts we can go explore it with the Interactive
Ear that gives you a look at how the human ear actually works. You can navigate each
part in depth or take a journey through to see what happens at each step.
Then continue on that path to find out what's inside your head with Brain Maker. Type in
your name and see what is on your mind. I...uh...well...
WTFshould I do with my life? No, no...
I'll just go get Killed By Tetris, a game where you have to avoid being crushed by the
tetris blocks as this cool little ninja dude jumps off of walls and rolls onto blocks.
Or you could play Onomastica, a clever word game where your character interacts with certain
words and letters to move forward, or downward or upward.
For a more puzzling experience there is Za-ha-da, a challenging riddle and puzzle game that
has you put the answers into the URL to get to the next page. It gets increasingly difficult
so...
after rage quiting, go on a Duck Adventure, an interactive story where you choose the
path of one duck and the life he leads by making life's big choices for him.
Then lets go to masswerk.at/jakeisreallycool...oh man, that page doesn't exist, it's just a
404 that lets you play space invader.
If you need some privacy use privnote dot com where you send messages that can only
be read once before they self destruct.
Or try the Passive Aggressive Password Machine if you feel like you should change your password.
Or not.... just do whatever I guess....
Because I'll be wasting my life away on the great website PartyCloud where you are your
own DJ. Pick two songs, sync them together then mix to your hearts content with different
effects, loops and filters.
As those sweet jams play in the background, watch what google searches are happening,
right now.
And I heard a rumor that you cant do simple maths under pressure but that is baloney because
you're smart and according to your mother, you are very handsome. You can do addition,
subtraction and multiplication all while the time limit gets shorter every round.
For something more relaxed test your knowledge with what the movie where you guess the film
by only one screenshot.
And if Pac man were a horror movie it would be called FPS-MAN and go something like this...
Then grab a friend and play Cube slam, the latest google chrome experiment that is like
air hockey pong... but if your friends are too afraid of your incredible video game-ability,
play against the computer.
Now lets fly around space, exploring and reading messages that people all over the web have
left and you can leave your own, but once you do, you explode.
Enjoy your death with a killer whale...that follows your mouse.
and find some new music in obscure genres like electroswing with PlaylisTunes.
I'm going to listen to a rainstorm with raining.fm and pass out. And as always, thanks for watching.